How do I kill a gopher!?

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  • tofubento
    Grease Monkey
    • Dec 2008
    • 353

    #16
    Originally posted by Nick325is
    I assume you meant 7.62x54r. I just picked up a nice mosin with a scope the other day. Time to go out and see how she shoots.
    Yeah you got it right, bloody keyboard. :hitler:
    The 9mm is a .45 set on stun.:mrgreen:

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    • deutschman
      R3V Elite
      • May 2008
      • 5958

      #17
      man fuck living in sf! i have always wanted to have some fun with guns but us city kids don't ever get to shoot. i only ever get range time in with 9mils and 45cals. i really like colt 1911's!
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      • brandon11130
        Mod Crazy
        • Jan 2008
        • 635

        #18
        Perhaps try putting sanctions on the gopher first, then if he breaks them go into harsher negotiations and more insightfull diplomacy. When all that fails start the carpet bombing. Then when PETA comes tell them the gopher was unwilling to negotioate and was acting irrationally, the action you took was neccessary for the protection and comon well-being of your yard.

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        • E30_Pare
          R3V OG
          • Oct 2008
          • 7801

          #19
          Originally posted by brandon11130
          Perhaps try putting sanctions of the gopher first, then if he breaks them go into harsher negotiations and more insightfull diplomacy. When all that fails start the carpet bombing. Then when PETA comes tell them the gopher was unwilling to negotioate and was acting irrationally, the action you took was neccessary for the protection and comon well-being of your yard.
          Yes I will begin with political sanctions. lol. Maybe kidnap one or two baby gophers and use them as bargaining tools.

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          • SpecRaceM5
            E30 Modder
            • Dec 2003
            • 956

            #20
            Have you played the "Bop the Mole/Gofer" game at the fair? This version is similar but involves a hose and a 12 gauge.

            1. Stick hose down gofer hole.
            2. Turn water on full blast.
            3. Wait for it....
            4. Wait for it....
            5. FIRE!

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            • Il Duce
              R3V Elite
              • Feb 2004
              • 5015

              #21
              Originally posted by apexede30
              Watch caddyshack.

              Yes.

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              • Intro
                Advanced Member
                • Apr 2008
                • 196

                #22
                I take no responsibility for anyone following this advice.

                Fill hole with a flammable gas (propane), this will fill all of that little bastards tunnel with gas. Light a fire work throw it in and run.

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                • napabavarian
                  E30 Modder
                  • Jun 2008
                  • 834

                  #23


                  Get comftorable, it'll be a while...



                  Brain surgery, it isn't just for lunies!

                  I've been waiting 6 weeks to do brain surgery on my buddy, eating my chickens and ate my cock, two of em...

                  This place is like catholic school, 2/3 of the students smoke weed on a daily basis, but the faculty seems to convince the outside world that drugs are just in the other schools, the resident pot dealer thinks he's cool because he has the originality to call anyone he doesn't like a homosexual, and most of the little children follow him like sheep, then there's the few with brains, you hardly ever hear from them, perhaps don't even know they exist, but they get all the sh!t done.

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                  • DCColegrove
                    Banned
                    • Dec 2007
                    • 2748

                    #24
                    Originally posted by brandon11130
                    Perhaps try putting sanctions on the gopher first, then if he breaks them go into harsher negotiations and more insightfull diplomacy. When all that fails start the carpet bombing. Then when PETA comes tell them the gopher was unwilling to negotioate and was acting irrationally, the action you took was neccessary for the protection and comon well-being of your yard.

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                    • Nicademus
                      R3VLimited
                      • Aug 2008
                      • 2912

                      #25
                      Originally posted by Nick325is
                      I assume you meant 7.62x54r. I just picked up a nice mosin with a scope the other day. Time to go out and see how she shoots.
                      I have a Mosin Nagant that my uncle gave me. He brought it back from Vietnam with him, which is really cool cause this gun has killed people.....well maybe not so cool but interesting. Anyways the ghetto wood stock was cracked so I put a synthetic one on it. He got the gun in one of the largest weapons cache found over there on "Shaky's Hill" which was named after my uncles best buddy over there. He died in his arms while taking that hill. I have my uncle on film telling the story and crying; it was really intense. My uncle was a LRRP (read lurp), Long Range Reconnaissance Patrol. They went into Cambodia and other stuff that was hush hush.

                      The rifle shoots really straight. I really love it. Where did you get the scope mount? I just use the iron sites.

                      Well, posterity, you will never know what it cost us to preserve your freedom. I only hope that you will make a good use of it. If you do not, I shall repent in heaven that I ever took half the pains to preserve it.
                      ~ John Adams ~

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                      • napabavarian
                        E30 Modder
                        • Jun 2008
                        • 834

                        #26
                        Someone offered me use of a mini 14, you want I should come over?

                        This place is like catholic school, 2/3 of the students smoke weed on a daily basis, but the faculty seems to convince the outside world that drugs are just in the other schools, the resident pot dealer thinks he's cool because he has the originality to call anyone he doesn't like a homosexual, and most of the little children follow him like sheep, then there's the few with brains, you hardly ever hear from them, perhaps don't even know they exist, but they get all the sh!t done.

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                        • Stephen
                          Шлем ишака
                          • Aug 2008
                          • 10774

                          #27

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                          • napabavarian
                            E30 Modder
                            • Jun 2008
                            • 834

                            #28
                            How'd you catch the fucker?

                            Originally posted by Stephen027

                            This place is like catholic school, 2/3 of the students smoke weed on a daily basis, but the faculty seems to convince the outside world that drugs are just in the other schools, the resident pot dealer thinks he's cool because he has the originality to call anyone he doesn't like a homosexual, and most of the little children follow him like sheep, then there's the few with brains, you hardly ever hear from them, perhaps don't even know they exist, but they get all the sh!t done.

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                            • Nicademus
                              R3VLimited
                              • Aug 2008
                              • 2912

                              #29
                              Stephen whats up with the vice? Did you see my new wheels?

                              I want one of these, SVD Dragunov Rifle sniper rifle which kinda was what many countries used to replace the Mosin Nagant as their sniping gun. Shoots the same 7.62x54r ammo.

                              These are popular in Iraq and are capable of easily defeating our troops body armor in a variety of ammo configurations (incendiary, armor piercing, ect). They often snipe one of our guys and then disappear; severely demoralizing our troops.
                              Last edited by Nicademus; 01-03-2009, 11:59 PM.

                              Well, posterity, you will never know what it cost us to preserve your freedom. I only hope that you will make a good use of it. If you do not, I shall repent in heaven that I ever took half the pains to preserve it.
                              ~ John Adams ~

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                              • E30_Pare
                                R3V OG
                                • Oct 2008
                                • 7801

                                #30
                                ^effective gopher killer? lol.

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