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  • CorvallisBMW
    Long Schlong Longhammer
    • Feb 2005
    • 13039

    #46
    Do you have a gasoline lawn mower? Hook up some kind of piping to the exhaust and run that shit down their holes. Works really well.

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    • der affe
      Moderator
      Technical
      • Dec 2005
      • 8452

      #47
      when i was a little kid we had gopher problems in my parents house. he used to pay me .25 per kill. gopher gas them and wait for them to come up to escape the smoke or drop a hose in and flood them out. then just sit back and wait. a red dot on a pellet gun will do just fine if you are in the city where a 22 hornet will get you in trouble.

      CCI makes some .177 pellets with a plastic tip that expand to the size of a 22 on impact. nasty fuckers that will kill a coyote....slowly with a gut shot or remove large chunks of sky rat.

      just find a good comfy spot and commence to a kill 'em
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      • E30_Pare
        R3V OG
        • Oct 2008
        • 7801

        #48
        Originally posted by der affe
        when i was a little kid we had gopher problems in my parents house. he used to pay me .25 per kill. gopher gas them and wait for them to come up to escape the smoke or drop a hose in and flood them out. then just sit back and wait. a red dot on a pellet gun will do just fine if you are in the city where a 22 hornet will get you in trouble.

        CCI makes some .177 pellets with a plastic tip that expand to the size of a 22 on impact. nasty fuckers that will kill a coyote....slowly with a gut shot or remove large chunks of sky rat.

        just find a good comfy spot and commence to a kill 'em
        where can I get the plastic tip pellets? What are they called? I have a .177 pellet rifle thing.

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        • der affe
          Moderator
          Technical
          • Dec 2005
          • 8452

          #49
          give me a min. i'll go and find the can they are in and give you the part number
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          • der affe
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            Technical
            • Dec 2005
            • 8452

            #50
            CCI NO. 11 Magnum Percussion Caps i think the part number is 100 0310.

            i have taken some of the coyotes that were eating the neighborhood cats out with these. SHHHHH don't tell PETA
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            • E30_Pare
              R3V OG
              • Oct 2008
              • 7801

              #51
              Originally posted by der affe
              CCI NO. 11 Magnum Percussion Caps i think the part number is 100 0310.

              i have taken some of the coyotes that were eating the neighborhood cats out with these. SHHHHH don't tell PETA
              Sweet. I shoot bunnies lol. When I shoot them they would run for a bit then die like 30ft from where I shot them. Hopefully now I could really fuck them up. Poor bunnies.

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              • der affe
                Moderator
                Technical
                • Dec 2005
                • 8452

                #52
                funny addition to the story, as i was just talking to my dad on the phone about it. i was so good at it that the neighbors would pay me to take car of it at their houses too. Except the Italian family (the Mandos) she used to pay me in homemade food, yum!
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                • der affe
                  Moderator
                  Technical
                  • Dec 2005
                  • 8452

                  #53
                  Originally posted by E30_Pare
                  Sweet. I shoot bunnies lol. When I shoot them they would run for a bit then die like 30ft from where I shot them. Hopefully now I could really fuck them up. Poor bunnies.
                  if you have coyotes, don't kill a bunny, wound it and break it's leg then throw it in a cardboard box. they will come running when the hear it crying.

                  i just use an electronic caller in the neighborhood though.
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                  • gazellebeigem3
                    No R3VLimiter
                    • Jun 2005
                    • 3712

                    #54
                    Originally posted by apexede30
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                    thank you. i was hoping this would be the first response!

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                    • Collin
                      E30 Mastermind
                      • Aug 2008
                      • 1736

                      #55
                      Originally posted by E30_Pare
                      You guys are vicious with your weapons of mass gopher destruction. I'll try the smoke bomb gopher killer thing for now. 8) lol.
                      Make sure you locate all the entrances if you use rodent bombs, and be ready to seal them.

                      I used one a few years ago and thought I found all their holes, until smoke started coming through my living room floor from where they dug under my house.
                      The Keystone Killers

                      Originally posted by Cabriolet
                      With 73k+ post, you'd think he'd have learned a little about life.

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                      • der affe
                        Moderator
                        Technical
                        • Dec 2005
                        • 8452

                        #56
                        OK, i had a total brain fade! the number/description i gave you is for my black powder stuff (percussion caps duh) i put them in that container

                        i think they were made by CCI though, just go to a gun shop or sporting goods store. they are easy to find
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                        • der affe
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                          Technical
                          • Dec 2005
                          • 8452

                          #57
                          OK i redeemed myself!

                          they were from cabela's
                          here is the link

                          http://www.cabelas.com/prod-1/0014190224838a.shtml
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                          • SamE30e
                            R3V Elite
                            • Sep 2007
                            • 4319

                            #58
                            Originally posted by CorvallisBMW
                            Do you have a gasoline lawn mower? Hook up some kind of piping to the exhaust and run that shit down their holes. Works really well.

                            Use your car exhaust, works faster.
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                            • mrsleeve
                              I waste 90% of my day here and all I got was this stupid title
                              • Mar 2005
                              • 16385

                              #59
                              I have an old crossman 22 cal pellet gun it works good, but the .22 hornet is better
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                              • e30pwr
                                Mod Crazy
                                • Oct 2007
                                • 642

                                #60
                                I've got a 30-30 if they need some talking to

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