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  • Beastolizer
    E30 Mastermind
    • Nov 2008
    • 1517

    #31
    Originally posted by blunt
    Call me crazy but id prefer to not get hit by anything and earn a living in good health
    + 1

    Though some $ for my my upgrade to an e30 M3 might be nice?:p
    '91 Brilliantrot 318iS - Sold
    '95 e34 s50 Touring - P/O
    '87 Alpine White 325iS - Current

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    • Jon325i
      R3V OG
      • Oct 2003
      • 6934

      #32
      Courting Darwin. Very bold of you sir.


      Jon
      Rides...
      1991 325i - sold :(
      2004 2WD Frontier King Cab

      RIP #17 Jules Bianchi

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      • Jand3rson
        Banned
        • Oct 2003
        • 37587

        #33
        I used to work with a girl who's dad was hit and killed by a UPS driver doing 60 through their neighborhood while he was jogging. The settlement they received from UPS was in the 7-figures, but she always said that she'd rather have her father back than all the money they got.

        Be careful what you wish for. I'd rather be able to walk/see/hear/function properly than have a shitload of money I couldn't really do anything with.

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        • TDE30
          R3V OG
          • Feb 2008
          • 7042

          #34
          OP, is it's any consolation, I want you to get hit by a car too.

          Best of luck.
          - Trey

          E90 325i/6 (ZSP, ZPP, ZCW)
          E36 325i sedan
          E30 325i sedan
          Volvo 945T

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          • napabavarian
            E30 Modder
            • Jun 2008
            • 834

            #35
            I met a girl who got 120k after a bad wreck, I'm not sure if the wreck scrambled her brains, or if she came from the factory like that, she was a red head after all.

            After some thought, $5,000,000, and not a penny less.

            This place is like catholic school, 2/3 of the students smoke weed on a daily basis, but the faculty seems to convince the outside world that drugs are just in the other schools, the resident pot dealer thinks he's cool because he has the originality to call anyone he doesn't like a homosexual, and most of the little children follow him like sheep, then there's the few with brains, you hardly ever hear from them, perhaps don't even know they exist, but they get all the sh!t done.

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            • e30frosh
              R3VLimited
              • Dec 2004
              • 2170

              #36
              Why get hit by a car when you can heckle a celeb enough to throw a punch? More money less hospital time.

              Every day I wake up we drink a lot of coffee and watch the CNN
              Every day I wake up to a bowl of clover honey and let the locusts fly in.
              Lobsterbacks attack the town again
              Wrap all my things in aluminum
              Beams of darkness streak across the sky
              Pink rays from the ancient satellite
              Every time I look out my window same three dogs looking back at me.
              Every time I open my windows cranes fly in to terrorize me.

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              • Nicademus
                R3VLimited
                • Aug 2008
                • 2912

                #37
                I got in a car accident a few years ago that I'll end up getting some amount of money for this year, however I know have back pain as well as knee pain from them hit the dash I guess. I never had any sort of back problems and now I wake up every morning with sharp pain in my back. I also get pins and needles feeling in my back which is really odd to feel. Its like my back feel asleep similar to a foot. I wish the accident never happened. It was two gays from San Fransicko that hit me head on. Then there buddy show up in his convertible rabbit with leopard interior and asked me out to dinner, wtf? I think it was because I was sorta crying and looked like a bitch so he figured "hmmm maybe this kid is a fag too?" He asked me how old I was and I said 22 (or however old I was? Maybe I was 23) he replied "OMG!!! I thought you were in HS" sooo pretty much he got all excited that he could legally rape me. Gross. I suddenly got my shit together and stopped being a bitch. Too bad I sat there alone for like an hour before my brother and dad showed up and what do you know? The homo's show back up right before my family does and are all "Oh no! your still here? Are you sure you don't want to come over and wait at our house?" ummmm no. Then I found out they new this kid from my HS and that he ran away from home and they took him in........sooo I knew he sucked cock for rent during HS. Anyways, yeah accidents aren't worth it. Plus do you really want to be such a F'ing bitch that you sue people for a living?

                Well, posterity, you will never know what it cost us to preserve your freedom. I only hope that you will make a good use of it. If you do not, I shall repent in heaven that I ever took half the pains to preserve it.
                ~ John Adams ~

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                • brandon11130
                  Mod Crazy
                  • Jan 2008
                  • 635

                  #38
                  The OP's friend probably blew the 100k on weed and mcdonalds before he had time to pay taxes on it. I think giving poor people large amounts of money is one of the dumbest things in the world.

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                  • joshh
                    R3V OG
                    • Aug 2004
                    • 6195

                    #39
                    It gets pretty tiring to see members wishing other members dead on this forum. About as childish as it gets.


                    A friend of my daughters told me she hopes she gets hit by a car so they can have more money....I couldn't believe what I was hearing. She was 10 years old at the time. Of course her mom is white trash. I had to get that horrible idea out of her head so of course I had to make a point of it.

                    I don't see how one can blame the vehicle driver as long as they weren't speeding or obviously did it on purpose.
                    Your signature picture has been removed since it contained the Photobucket "upgrade your account" image.

                    "I cannot undertake to lay my finger on that article of the Constitution which granted a right to Congress of expending, on objects of benevolence, the money of their constituents. Charity is no part of the legislative duty of the [federal] government." ~ James Madison

                    ‎"If you've got a business, you didn't build that. Somebody else made that happen" Barack Obama

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                    • Money$hit
                      Banned
                      • Mar 2008
                      • 1604

                      #40
                      I plow over blunt with my cock almost daily, and I still dont owe him any insurance money. Beats me?

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                      • Nicademus
                        R3VLimited
                        • Aug 2008
                        • 2912

                        #41
                        Because everyone in American is looking for a handout and why not? The government basically teaches them how to do it. Work the system, get others to pay for your worthless life, sue for anything, everybody is equal!! yippee

                        Well, posterity, you will never know what it cost us to preserve your freedom. I only hope that you will make a good use of it. If you do not, I shall repent in heaven that I ever took half the pains to preserve it.
                        ~ John Adams ~

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                        • TwoJ's
                          R3V Elite
                          • Oct 2005
                          • 4908

                          #42
                          Originally posted by Money$hift
                          I plow over blunt with my cock almost daily, and I still dont owe him any insurance money. Beats me?
                          It is becoming more and more clear that you wish you were blunt. Just like jfilip you simply follow his lead and make cock and ass jokes. It's funny when he does it, but your attempts at humor are simply sad.

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                          • Money$hit
                            Banned
                            • Mar 2008
                            • 1604

                            #43
                            Originally posted by TwoJ's
                            It is becoming more and more clear that you wish you were blunt. Just like jfilip you simply follow his lead and make cock and ass jokes. It's funny when he does it, but your attempts at humor are simply sad.

                            Fighting fire with fire....

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                            • blunttech
                              Forum Sponsor
                              • Jul 2004
                              • 12850

                              #44
                              Originally posted by Money$hift
                              I plow over blunt with my cock almost daily, and I still dont owe him any insurance money. Beats me?
                              thats the weakest shit ive seen to date on this board
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                              • dashboardmonkey
                                FUCK YOUR WAFFLES
                                • Jun 2008
                                • 6158

                                #45
                                Originally posted by blunt
                                call me crazy but id prefer to not get hit by anything and earn a living in good health
                                +1
                                -Andy

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