I got a new toy...

[Van Westervelt]

agree but what is up with that shift knob?

I have big square hands. It fits better than the lil anatomical ones you lady boys use. And that knob is gone, using a Whalen Machine knob now.

Thanks. The wheel is the Momo Millenium wheel. It might be leaving too.

[Kerrath]

Let me know if it ends up leaving. I might be interested.

[jbag]

i have a V1 also. it was very inexpensive for me.

YOU have MY V1!!! :x
You've had it for months now and won't return the fucking thing!!

i LOANED IT TO HIM FOR '02 Fest @ Watkins Glen.
He has been promising to mail it back to me with a batch of homemade cookies (the pastry bitch that he is).
I'm flying to MN. this week to retrieve it and cave his skull in with a brake caliper if I don't receive it by tomorrow!

Problem is..he says he'll only send it if I allow him to cool the cookies on his ass.



Yes...that IS Blunt's ass with cookies on it.
Can somone send him some cooling racks???
Last time my daughter found a hair in her mouf after eating some of Steve's cookies.

[jbag]

Who in their right mind would put an amber light on their roof? ;)

Blunt would, the non-important house bitch that he is.
He's plowing snow right now with it on. What a fucking tool.
The light says," Stay clear, I'm in a big fucking hurry with many accounts to plow. I am more important than you!"

I fucking aim my Bronco II @ these tools with flashing lights. Yesterday, 2 of them veered off the road into the snowbank.:nice:

[blunttech]

YOU have MY V1!!! :x
You've had it for months now and won't return the fucking thing!!

i LOANED IT TO HIM FOR '02 Fest @ Watkins Glen.
He has been promising to mail it back to me with a batch of homemade cookies (the pastry bitch that he is).
I'm flying to MN. this week to retrieve it and cave his skull in with a brake caliper if I don't receive it by tomorrow!

Problem is..he says he'll only send it if I allow him to cool the cookies on his ass.



Yes...that IS Blunt's ass with cookies on it.
Can somone send him some cooling racks???
Last time my daughter found a hair in her mouf after eating some of Steve's cookies.

another thread derailed. jonnys still bitter about my ginger snaps. one day this waffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffles is on the phone with me and i tell him im eating the best ginger snaps ever that my wife has made and he asks me for some. so i ship him a box of them and wait a week. when i ask him how they were he says "those were the best cookies ever". at that point i knew the time was right to send him a pic of my "cooling rack". i had taken the pic before sending but i wanted to make sure the cookies were all eaten. jonny, hows my ass taste??? hahahahahahahahahaha

[jbag]

jonny, hows my ass taste??? hahahahahahahahahaha

It's gonna taste a lot fucking better after I jam a 4 ton bottle jack in it!
Send me my V1 today!!
I don't need your fucking cookies. They taste like ass, and they are prolonging the delivery of my V1.
Do it!
Do it, NOW!!!!!

[blunttech]

It's gonna taste a lot fucking better after I jam a 4 ton bottle jack in it!
Send me my V1 today!!
I don't need your fucking cookies. They taste like ass, and they are prolonging the delivery of my V1.
Do it!
Do it, NOW!!!!!

ok but i need to "defrag " it first. pics to follow

[jbag]

ok but i need to "defrag " it first. pics to follow

I thought you were out plowing?
You know?.....All of your important "accounts" with your waffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffles amber light screaming "look at me, look at me!!! I'm sooooooo important!"

[blunttech]

I thought you were out plowing?
You know?.....All of your important "accounts" with your waffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffles amber light screaming "look at me, look at me!!! I'm sooooooo important!"

mother fucker i am already done. i was out at 4am and i even called your sorry ass and you were still in bed even though youre an hour later than me. you dont know what work is bitch

[jbag]

so i ship him a box of them and wait a week. when i ask him how they were he says "those were the best cookies ever". at that point i knew the time was right to send him a pic of my "cooling rack". i had taken the pic before sending but i wanted to make sure the cookies were all eaten.

Right back atcha!!!
I returned the favor!!

Blunt needed a dash for his "pristine" ORANGE '02.
I obliged.
I waited until it was completely installed before I sent him this photo of how I smeared my ass and scotum all over it before I sent it to him.



I performed the the rubbing ritual in this manner:




'Til this day, he still DENIES he ever installed it.
Liar!
Hey Blunt! How's your dash smell??
Like ass? Or more like "ass & bag"????

[jbag]

ok but i need to "defrag " it first. pics to follow

Fine wiff me! I'll put it in my wife's car.

I "defrag" all my parts before I ship 'em anyway!!

[CAOSyAMOR]

I like your set up very very much. What steering wheel is this?

Is that 1st gen I-Drive,

[HST]

Fine wiff me! I'll put it in my wife's car.

I "defrag" all my parts before I ship 'em anyway!!

What the FUCK guys???? Are you serious? Are to 10 years old.

[jbag]

What the FUCK guys???? Are you serious? Are to 10 years old.

Oh great..another illiterate, inarticulate fuck!!
Typo's are acceptable...but what gives wiff that response??
Did you mean, "Are you 10 years old?"

You are either ignorant or just plain lazy? Which is it?

This forum needs a mandatory proof reader or spell checker. I can't do it...that'd be a full time J-O-B...something needed by 85% of those members here.
And if you can't have a full time J-O-B because you are still in school , at least take another ENGLISH credit for Chrissake's!!!!!111111

[Farbin Kaiber]

Do you guys get together in person and "defrag" oneanother whilst "cooling" cookies?