Hello to the Newbie

Collapse
X
 
  • Time
  • Show
Clear All
new posts
  • salamiflavorespider
    Noobie
    • Jan 2009
    • 5

    #1

    Hello to the Newbie

    Hey all i've been checking these forums for a few weeks now wanted to tell everyone hello...
  • Bimmerista
    R3V Elite
    • Nov 2005
    • 5425

    #2
    Howdy....got yourself an e30?

    Comment

    • kronus
      R3V OG
      • Apr 2008
      • 13000

      #3
      Privet.
      cars beep boop

      Comment

      • Optimator
        E30 Fanatic
        • Aug 2008
        • 1396

        #4
        Greetings.

        My prediction is that even if you don't have an E30 now, by the time you get one and lower it, Bimmerista will still be on Skyjacker.
        -OVULATOR (as named by jflip2002)

        Past Cars: Schwarz 1990 325i-2 (crashed), Calypsorot 1991 325i-2 Sport (rear ended)
        Now: Blake-stitched mediocrity :(

        Comment

        • kronus
          R3V OG
          • Apr 2008
          • 13000

          #5
          Originally posted by Optimator
          Greetings.

          My prediction is that even if you don't have an E30 now, by the time you get one and lower it, Bimmerista will still be on Skyjacker.
          And you will be in the hospital, recovering from too-frequent anal escapades.
          cars beep boop

          Comment

          • Turf1600
            R3V OG
            • Nov 2006
            • 9815

            #6
            Originally posted by kronus
            And you will be in the hospital, recovering from too-frequent anal escapades.

            And you in the waiting room explaining to the nurse what you did to him
            "We praise or find fault, depending on which of the two provides more opportunity for our powers of judgement to shine."

            Comment

            • kronus
              R3V OG
              • Apr 2008
              • 13000

              #7
              Originally posted by Turf1600
              And you in the waiting room explaining to the nice police officer what you did to him
              ;)
              cars beep boop

              Comment

              • blunttech
                Forum Sponsor
                • Jul 2004
                • 12850

                #8
                theres a joke in this dudes name. i just havent figured it out yet
                We can serve you better through Email

                sales@blunttech.com
                www.blunttech.com


                Like us on Facebook

                Comment

                • 318kid
                  Grease Monkey
                  • Nov 2006
                  • 331

                  #9
                  Originally posted by blunt
                  theres a joke in this dudes name. i just havent figured it out yet
                  Kinda like how you can't quite grasp you lips around my penis. I'm sorry about the teeth marks I left, I'll have to work on that.

                  Comment

                  • kronus
                    R3V OG
                    • Apr 2008
                    • 13000

                    #10
                    Originally posted by 318kid
                    Kinda like how you can't quite grasp you lips around my penis. I'm sorry about the teeth marks I left, I'll have to work on that.
                    ...you seem a bit confused there.
                    cars beep boop

                    Comment

                    • 318kid
                      Grease Monkey
                      • Nov 2006
                      • 331

                      #11
                      Originally posted by kronus
                      ...you seem a bit confused there.
                      no check his thread that he started... you'll get what I'm sayin...

                      Comment

                      • blunttech
                        Forum Sponsor
                        • Jul 2004
                        • 12850

                        #12
                        Originally posted by 318kid
                        Kinda like how you can't quite grasp you lips around my penis. I'm sorry about the teeth marks I left, I'll have to work on that.
                        im going to give you a chance to just walk away. do i need to link to that last abomination you typed out ??
                        We can serve you better through Email

                        sales@blunttech.com
                        www.blunttech.com


                        Like us on Facebook

                        Comment

                        • agile30
                          E30 Modder
                          • Oct 2008
                          • 832

                          #13
                          LOL at the topic openers name Salami Flavored Spider i spent a few minute figuring it out
                          Originally posted by Good & Tight
                          It takes real man to mount a big woman, all you haters are just scared boys.

                          Comment

                          • gazellebeigem3
                            No R3VLimiter
                            • Jun 2005
                            • 3712

                            #14
                            Is this another prankster with an alter ego?

                            Comment

                            • 318kid
                              Grease Monkey
                              • Nov 2006
                              • 331

                              #15
                              Originally posted by blunt
                              im going to give you a chance to just walk away. do i need to link to that last abomination you typed out ??
                              Yes Sir... Teach me your ways...

                              Comment

                              Working...