Hello to the Newbie

[shiftbmw]

Kinda like how you can't quite grasp you lips around my penis. I'm sorry about the teeth marks I left, I'll have to work on that.

Pretty confident that you just called yourself gay.

[325_e30]

Pretty confident that you just called yourself gay.

yea thats what i got out of it also..

[318kid]

Pretty confident that you just called yourself gay.

I'm pretty confident that your opinion doesn't matter. And it was a joke from another thread... but whatev

[jbag]

Hey all i've been checking these forums for a few weeks now wanted to tell everyone hello...

Do you have any pictures of your e30?
What mods have you done?
You speak very good English.
Do you have a southern drawl?
Do you own an XBox??
Do you know George Bush? He lives near you.
Have you ever seen the movie "Fast & Furious"? It has the best actors...also the writing is outstanding. oh-oh and the plot.. it is remarkable!!
Bewbs? What about Bewbs? Do you have any photos of Bewbs so I can wank it? All I come here for is to whack it to the photos of girls I've never touched.
Have you ever touched a bewb?

[CleanAzzE30z]

Welcome, sir!



Mariano

[salamiflavorespider]

haha i AM real.. I have an '86 325 ES. had it since June love it so far... mods that i know of are:
KYB shocks and Lowering springs(i dunno what brand on the springs, i cant find a part number or name on them)

Ebay-PROformance chip (buddy is working on hacking the code on my ECU and using an EEPROM to be able to tune as things change... he has it disassembled just waiting for my eeproms and the programmer to get in.)

Magna Flow high flow cat (collector currently broken :( waiting on turbo stuff to get new downpipe. may have muffler shop patch it till then) with a Cherry Bomb glass pack as a muffler (going in trash when i get Ansa cat-back)

K&N cone filter

Interior needs some work(vinyl cracking)

had near perfect original zinnoberrot paint till some ****tard decided he wanted to throw beer bottles off the balcony at cars.

and a cool fuzzy dash cover to cover up the cracks in my dash.

ODO stopped working at 131857 miles.

took off the sportmax 501s... Traded them to a guy at work for OEM bottle caps with winter tires for when i went to KS and those ESM 17s i'm trying to sell or trade for some 15x7 or 15x8 basketweaves... I like the BBS RS. i have done some reading saying 15" wheels are probably best for Auto Cross which i'm trying to look into trying when i get back from Iraq after i have dumped a bunch of money into it.....

Going for the modified stock thing so no motor swaps or 5 lug swaps.

thats all i can think of for now... got a girl waiting on me see you folks later.......

[love the booB5]

I'm sorry about the teeth marks I left, I'll have to work on that.

...it was a joke from another thread... but whatev

A joke taken out of context can still make you come off as a poopdick ;)



This thread seems like it might be the best place for me to hop on as another new guy. I don't have an e30 (yet), but I do plan on picking one up at some point. I'm here to bullshit around in the meantime.

Oh yeah, and I'm jesse30's brother.