Idiots recorded risking jail for nothing

[parkerbink]

One of the things the company I work for does is build homes.

They have communities all over and over the last two years sales office robberies have become a regular thing.

Usually they take a bunch of things. These geniuses take very little.

The action starts about 1:30 in so fast forward unless you like looking at nothing.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mc_W5IOl6-U

[AndrewBird]

Most thieves are fucking stupid. My parents used to own a shoe repair shop and over the 30 years they owned it, got broken into 6 times. One of the times the guy broke out a small 1'x2' window and crawled through, cutting himself up on the broken glass. Dripped blood all over the place. Then after hitting the cash register with a hammer and not being able to get it open, he decided to take the whole thing. And rather then unplug the cord which, was right there in front of him, he grabbed a big pair of solid steel leather shears and cut the cord. While it was still plugged in. Took a notch out of the scissors from where it arced.

Then he crawled back home a few blocks away with no money and left a blood trail big enough the cops followed it to find him.

Stupid stupid people.

[StereoInstaller1]

Andrew, that story made me laugh.

You now owe me a keyboard...

[parkerbink]

There is a huge sign in front of the sales office, says they being recorded. The window (which never breaks) is 1/4 inch bulletproof glass. Costs about 500.00 to replace. As you clearly see the door broke before the glass was breached.

What never ceases to amaze me is they never take the 500.00 laser MFC (fax, copier, printer) right behind the desk on the left.

The idiot on that side disconnected all the wires from the docking station only to realize there was no computer, we went from desktops to laptops that the agents take home last year to minimize the loss.

Hey Luke, how goes it? Any clue why my iPhone won't play through the Kenwood DNX 7019 if the battery is under 3/4?

Works fine otherwise but does the annoying charging/not charging ding if it is lower than that.

[blueapplesoda]

it's cause they don't know what it is.

[h0lmes]

There is a huge sign in front of the sales office, says they being recorded. The window (which never breaks) is 1/4 inch bulletproof glass. Costs about 500.00 to replace. As you clearly see the door broke before the glass was breached.

What never ceases to amaze me is they never take the 500.00 laser MFC (fax, copier, printer) right behind the desk on the left.

The idiot on that side disconnected all the wires from the docking station only to realize there was no computer, we went from desktops to laptops that the agents take home last year to minimize the loss.

Hey Luke, how goes it? Any clue why my iPhone won't play through the Kenwood DNX 7019 if the battery is under 3/4?

Works fine otherwise but does the annoying charging/not charging ding if it is lower than that.

If I was a robber, I wouldn't bother with the printer.

[parkerbink]

If I was a robber, I wouldn't bother with the printer.

You would take the four year old used monitor just like this idiot?

No, you would dick around with the other monitor and give up like the other idiot, they were both chained down the one that got away broke the chain.

[OrganicMechanic]

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[netcsk]

We have a 19" LCD that stays on all the time facing toward the windows and doors to the outside that shows all the cameras being recorded. If robbers know they are being recorded, they generally aren't stupid enough to break in. You guys ought to try it.