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  • CAOSyAMOR
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    ok sorry guys, I was away on business for a day but here is what is new!!

    Sir,

    Your message has been received.

    Since you have completed the form and sent it to Mr Liu Yan of Bank of China, he will proceed with your fund transfer soon ok.

    Sorry, i forgot to inform you that am now in London United Kingdom for business meetings with some of my companies here and i will also en -route the some other countries in Europe as well as American soon.

    You can contact me if you wish to via +447035922471.

    Keep me posted as to the happenings on your fund transfer.

    Regards
    A.Albinali



    now keep in mind the form I sent back was absolutely BLANK, LOL
    RE: I NEEDZ TEH MONIEZ KTHXBYE!I‏
    McLovin, We received your email and we want to inform you that your fund has been approved and now ready to be transferred into your designated bank account. Before your fund can be transfer to your bank account, we will have to proceed further to ascertain the fund ownership and oath affidavit from the ministries of Justice here in Hong Kong. We have secured a lawyer on your behalf that will help to get the oath and fund ownership affidavit in the ministries of Justice. Be informed that the total sum of US$4,500 is involved that will serve as the oath and fund ownership affidavit fee that is to be paid by your lawyer representing you at the ministries of Justice. Contact us for when ready to provide you our correspondent bank details for remittance of the certificate fee.Do transfer the fee so that your lawyer here can proceed further to the ministries of Justice and get the affidavit of fund ownership and oath letter and then I can send it to you for signatory and then we can submit it back to the ministries of justices and your fund can be transferred into your designated bank account. Take no that the fund will be transferred to your bank account within 48hrs-72hr banking hrs once the fee is received. I will follow your lawyer to the Ministries of Justice with your payment slip for confirmation.Your urgent response will be appreciated and treated quick as you want it.Thanks for your kind understanding and we promise you that your fund will get to you soonest. We await your kindest reply soon Regards,Mr. Liu YanOffice of Financial InstitutionsBank of China Ltd.13/F. Bank of China Tower1 Garden Road, Hong Kong.Executive DirectorTele-fax: +852-3014-4967Website: http://www.bochltd.comE-mail:info@bo...an@bochltd.com


    ahh, they are trying to get me to pay $4,500. Fawk this just keeps getting better..
    Last edited by CAOSyAMOR; 02-26-2009, 09:42 AM.

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  • 87e30
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    Update!

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  • StreuB1
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    A+ thread

    Will read again in the morning

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  • E30 Cabrio
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    Subbed.

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  • CAOSyAMOR
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    Then i sent this to that wang chung guy..

    ok here you go i fillz it all out, i so excited!!!! I cant wait to get all teh monies yo!!!! Keep me posted an tell me when you do the transfers!!!

    Your my boy Liu!!!

    (Actually i sent him the blank form back, hehe)

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  • CAOSyAMOR
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    sent to Aalibinladen..

    hey wussup my friend!!!! Holla!

    So I just finnished filling out teh formz yo, an i sent them off to that mr sir liu yan fu to lay his peeps onyo!!

    I keep ya posted dawg!

    oh hey, you know what! in my country becuz you kinda like my parter an you helpin me in my life an all that that u is now considered my life partner!!

    peace out, i love you life partner!!!

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  • CAOSyAMOR
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    I think I'm gonna mess with him even more.. Stay tuned. Muahahahahaha!!!!!

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  • CAOSyAMOR
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    sent to the chinese dude..

    hi!!!

    I am havin sum diffikultez fillin this formz out yo, could you maybe fill one out for me as an example wit your informations so i can see how to do it properly!! Or should I just go to my bank an haz them fill it out? What does you recommendz for me to do my friend???

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  • 87e30
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    I'm going to be watching this one. Epic win.

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  • CAOSyAMOR
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    Originally posted by HiTheNameIsBJ
    This post makes no sense! Napoleon's lips hurt real bad, his brother Kip was the one who dated LaFonda, jeez.

    Napoleon Dynamite= SRS BSNS

    Ask the guy for a sample form and see if you can get him to send his info over to you.
    LOL, ok I will! An sry 'bout the crossing wires wrt Napoleon Dynamite, it pained me ever so slightly to quote out of context but what is done is done, haha!

    Originally posted by speedhop
    It's going to be great when his response is...

    Sir,

    Your message has not been received.

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  • speedhop
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    It's going to be great when his response is...

    Sir,

    Your message has not been received.

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  • HiTheNameIsBJ
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    This post makes no sense! Napoleon's lips hurt real bad, his brother Kip was the one who dated LaFonda, jeez.

    Napoleon Dynamite= SRS BSNS

    Ask the guy for a sample form and see if you can get him to send his info over to you.

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  • CAOSyAMOR
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    i said this next..

    Dude?

    how can you says i not serial bout all teh cash monies yo!? I gots mad planz yo to build my Bronzit Empire an i needz this cash dawg. I needz teh monies bad. There are a lotta gangs around here and this one wanted me to join cuz im pretty good wit a bowstaff. Did y'all like my glamor shots? I hope they came out allright cuz on that day my lips hurt real bad yo. I started datin this gurl an her name is Lafonda an i met her on teh interwebs. Im kinda bummed cuz we been datin for like a month but she hasnt sent me a full bodyshot yo. iz gunna use some of teh monies u gives me to go see her, would taht be alright wit u?

    k i will do my bestest to git dems form filled out for that slavedriver, damn always bustin my balls..

    anyhoo, i talk wit ya soon ok dawg! peace in the middle east!

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  • Holland
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    More and more LOLZ everytime I read

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  • CAOSyAMOR
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    I think I'm beginning to make him mad, LOLZ

    Sir,

    Your message has been received.

    You are not showing your serious commitment regarding your fund transfer on your request to secure a loan from us.

    There is nothing i can do to help you as regards the form Mr Liu Yan is sending you ok.You just have to look for a means of getting a printer and print the form, fill it and return it back to Mr Liu Yan otherwise your fund will not be transfer into your nominated bank account.

    The interest rate is 5% per annum and loan repayment duration is 5years.

    The interest rate on USD$10.2Million will be USD$2.5Million ok.

    At the end of the 5years loan repayment duration, the principal loan amount will be return back to us by then.

    Look for a means to print out the form because you will need to complete in other to enable him transfer your fund to your account.

    Regards
    A.Albinali

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