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  • CAOSyAMOR
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    this wat i sez next..

    my friend!!!!

    oh noes, oh noes I not refusin to fill out teh formz. You see I asked him very kindly to send me da forms in a similar fashuns as u did becuase a dont gots a printer up in here an I need tah fill it all in on my comuterz. Mr Li sent it as a jpeg filez yo, an thats just a picture - i cant write on a picture, i need it in a different format yo. Or perhaps maybe i can just sent it in via emails? What u thinkin?

    oh an my mom wants ta know how much interest percents i iz gunna be payin to 'yall? how muches do ya think my frend?!? this is stuffs taht is vrt important she says buyt i was like w/e my boy AAlinbinila got my back an he aint gonna screw me over. You not messin wit me is ya? this is a good dealz for me ok? I just need to know you gotz my back on dis one 'cus none of my friends believe i gunna get all teh 10.2 mill dolla dolla bills yo1!!!!!!!!!

    Can u help me wit dem formz an stuff cause lik i said i got no printerz herr.

    Hit me back dawg! Peace!

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  • Farbin Kaiber
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    hank?

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  • CAOSyAMOR
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    LOFL, check this out - they is puttin' da pressurz on me, haha!

    Sir,

    I just received a tele fax from Mr Liu Yan of Bank of China notifying of your refusal to fill the Form sent to you before your funs is transfer to your nominated bank account.

    I want you to know that due process has to be followed in the event of your funs transfer.

    Do complete form sent to you and return it back to Mr Liu Yan in other to commence your funs transfer.

    Be informed that without you completing the form sent to you, your fund will not be transfer to your bank account.

    Keep me posted.

    Regards
    A.Albinali


    I want all teh FUNZ, LOL.. Funs. Funs.. This is Funs. Oh, and ps mr AALibinladen, it's spelt F-U-N-ZZZ!!!! hahaha!!

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  • CAOSyAMOR
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    Originally posted by matt40567
    AH you are soo getting a knock from osama bin suddeihn ashid hamman obama aaalbadin at your door waiting for that form...

    whats the interest rate?
    good question, I will ask! :D

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  • matt40567
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    AH you are soo getting a knock from osama bin suddeihn ashid hamman obama aaalbadin at your door waiting for that form...

    whats the interest rate?

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  • James21
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    LOL this is awesome!

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  • eLKuRLy
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    This thread is hilarious!

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  • CAOSyAMOR
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    Yo Yo my good friend,

    me so sorry i sumtimez git waaaay toooo excited yo thinkin i finally git my big break. youdunno man just how much this means to me cause i come from a very verry poor family an i gotz lot of peeps to look afters so i hopes you can forgives me please, you just make me so happy by helping!!!!!

    U know what man, we are like friends now, but i gots no pics of you yet!!! i have lots of friends and we all up on Facebook and stuff and its very common when doing all teh businesses like we gonna do i just wanna know what you look like so ican call you my true friend and business parter

    here are a couple pics of me wit sum friends,

    can't wait ta see urz!!!!

    peace sir AAlbinali!!

    ps - i still has not heards frum that chinese dude after you said to let him know to re-write da contract. So i just waitin on him bro!!!

    Sir,

    Your message has been received.

    Well, i understand your feelings based on the fact that you are getting the fund we are giving you as loan.

    Well, just take life easy over there and be informed that during your loan repayment duration, we will visit you in other to know and inspect what you are doing with the loan given to you.

    Waiting to hearing from you as soon as you hear from Mr Liu Yan.

    Thanks

    Regards
    A.Albinali



    >
    > Hi,
    >
    > im pretty lazy an there is a lot of informations to fill out. Look,
    > do ya thinks i can get like about half a mil to tide me over?
    > maybe you has a shorter form or sumthin? plus i cant print this
    > form out, i gots no printer - you need to get me a different form
    > to fill out that i can does online yo!
    >
    > help me prease
    >

    Dear McLovin,

    It is mandatory to fill the form before we can start your processing.

    Liu Yan


    Fuck this is worth waking up to every morning - ppl are looking at me laughing like I'm crazy, haha!!!

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  • bergie_318is
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    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

    EPICNESS!!!!

    good i hope he takes the bait!!!!!!

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  • CAOSyAMOR
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    My reply to him as I obviously hurt his feeling. Shame on me for upsetting him, after all he is just trying to help me out, right!? LOL..

    Yo Yo my good friend,

    me so sorry i sumtimez git waaaay toooo excited yo thinkin i finally git my big break. youdunno man just how much this means to me cause i come from a very verry poor family an i gotz lot of peeps to look afters so i hopes you can forgives me please, you just make me so happy by helping!!!!!

    U know what man, we are like friends now, but i gots no pics of you yet!!! i have lots of friends and we all up on Facebook and stuff and its very common when doing all teh businesses like we gonna do i just wanna know what you look like so ican call you my true friend and business parter

    here are a couple pics of me wit sum friends,

    can't wait ta see urz!!!!

    peace sir AAlbinali!!

    ps - i still has not heards frum that chinese dude after you said to let him know to re-write da contract. So i just waitin on him bro!!!




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  • CAOSyAMOR
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    Originally posted by bergie_318is
    this might have the potnetial to be an epic thread thats gets posted on other forums, that newbies keep posting calling "epic thread" then members of said forum say "repost" or "welcome to 6 months ago"

    i for one hope it happenes.
    o fuck, this is just TOO DAMN FUNNY!!!! I was thinking man, I must have tipped them off that I am absolutely fucking with them and they bailed, but BEHOLD - Mr Alibinladen keeps biting!! LOMFLOLZ!!!!!!!!!!

    Sir,

    Your message has been received.

    I want to suggest that you try as much as possible to be reasonable and be of good conducts and manners when sending me any message ok.

    What is the present status of your fund transfer?

    Kindly update me .

    Regards
    A.Albinali


    :loco::loco::hitler::loco::eeek:

    okokok I gotz to get more seriouses yo, I gotz ta be humbul an apologizzze to him, otherwise i no git my Bronzit Empire wit all dem virginz yo!!

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  • dashboardmonkey
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    Originally posted by bergie_318is
    this might have the potnetial to be an epic thread thats gets posted on other forums, that newbies keep posting calling "epic thread" then members of said forum say "repost" or "welcome to 6 months ago"

    i for one hope it happenes.
    *posts link on another forum*

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  • bergie_318is
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    this might have the potnetial to be an epic thread thats gets posted on other forums, that newbies keep posting calling "epic thread" then members of said forum say "repost" or "welcome to 6 months ago"

    i for one hope it happenes.

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  • daniel
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    hahahahha

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  • CAOSyAMOR
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    Thought I'd stir the pot some more, LOLZ..

    Hey wussup sir AALibinladin!!!!

    so your boy is doggin me bro! Mr chun Li isn't bending over for me, ain't givin' me shit dawg. I got plans an' I gotx mad skillz an i gotz no times to play around so are we gonna get this partay train a pumpin again or does i got to do business wit peeps that respect my authaouritaaa!?!?!

    Peace dawg!

    ps - did u c the upset at dem Oscarz last nite?! Micky shoulda taken it dawg, those tears were real yo! and who doesn't like dem titties on Marissa Tomei, i duzzent cares if she gitten a bit old yo, i'd be all over dem apples all the live long day. yo gotz any pics you can share of your sexy slave kittens yo? Dont keep all dat shit to yourself bro, don't be holden out on me yo! You're my boy blue, YOUR MY BOYYY!!!!

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