I gets 1million dollars - LOLZ

[CAOSyAMOR]

He's back, LOLZ

Sir,

What is the present status of your fund transfer?

Kindly update me as regards your fund transfer from our financial institution (BOC).

Waiting to hearing from you soon.

Regards
A.Albinali

So I relpies teh LOLZ wit:

hi!!!

I hates to bother u but u know what, I need more monies pleaaaseee!!! I got sum super crazy investment ideaz yo thats all good an i need like i dunno, maybe 10 MILLION of your dolla dolla bills okaay! Iz gonna now buy all the E30's and then Iz gonna buy ALL the E30 stuff from ETK ok cuz u know they all goin on mobile tradushuns an stuff an at first they gonna be mad cheep but then we be rollin in it yo! I can gurantee you like a good return on investments like all day long cause the E30 crowd be rollin in da billz yo, they got mad cash an together we gonna get it all!

So all I need is 10 (TEN) Million dolla billz ok - can we do 10 million please? Maybe 10.2 just to be sure!

KTHBYE!!!!!

[CAOSyAMOR]

Sir,

Your message has been received.

The content of your message indicates that you now need a loan amount of USD$10,2Million now.

There is no problem as we will provide it to you, kindly contact Mr Liu Yan of Bank of China and make it known to him that i have approved a new amount of your loan.

Regards
A.Albinali

Oh yeah baby!! Ask and ye shall recieve!! I've negotiated up to 10.2 Million Dolla Dolla Billz yo! Before he wuz only gonna like give a maximum of 5 mil. Who's my bitch now AAlbinali!!!! LOLZ

[CAOSyAMOR]

sent to Mr Liu Yan:

hey wussup my man!!! So I went and asked my friend Sir AAlbinali for some more billz yo an he sehz its all good an stuff cause he believes in my dreams yo! So I need you to sharpen your little chinese writing stick and get down to brass tax.. are we doin' this or what dawg? I gotz lots of investurz nockin at my door yo, all teh peeps wanna give me mad monies 'cause like MLK said - I have a dream! And I'm dreamin big yo, dreamin 'bout all dem virgins, dreamin bout all dem monies an all dem E30s yo wit ebay angel eyes an square headlights an widebody kitz wit E36 M3 mirrors an E46 bumperskin conversions.

So who's excited? You like my thoughts? You in this with me bra!? we gonna do dis ghetto fabulous yo!! So remember now, AAlbinaliz sez I get like $10,2 Million Dolla Dolla billz yo!!!

KTHXBYE!!!!!

[CAOSyAMOR]

Sent a few hours later..

Hey Liu,

wat givs man? Why you disrespectin me dawg? THIS IS YOUR LAST CHANCE before I go somewherez else, got IT!?!? Gimme my damn monies!! Can't be waitin' on your wonton ass all the live long day. Show me the monies!!!

peace

[Atreus]

[CAOSyAMOR]

Thought I'd stir the pot some more, LOLZ..

Hey wussup sir AALibinladin!!!!

so your boy is doggin me bro! Mr chun Li isn't bending over for me, ain't givin' me shit dawg. I got plans an' I gotx mad skillz an i gotz no times to play around so are we gonna get this partay train a pumpin again or does i got to do business wit peeps that respect my authaouritaaa!?!?!

Peace dawg!

ps - did u c the upset at dem Oscarz last nite?! Micky shoulda taken it dawg, those tears were real yo! and who doesn't like dem titties on Marissa Tomei, i duzzent cares if she gitten a bit old yo, i'd be all over dem apples all the live long day. yo gotz any pics you can share of your sexy slave kittens yo? Dont keep all dat shit to yourself bro, don't be holden out on me yo! You're my boy blue, YOUR MY BOYYY!!!!

[daniel]

hahahahha

[bergie_318is]

this might have the potnetial to be an epic thread thats gets posted on other forums, that newbies keep posting calling "epic thread" then members of said forum say "repost" or "welcome to 6 months ago"

i for one hope it happenes.

[dashboardmonkey]

this might have the potnetial to be an epic thread thats gets posted on other forums, that newbies keep posting calling "epic thread" then members of said forum say "repost" or "welcome to 6 months ago"

i for one hope it happenes.

*posts link on another forum*

[CAOSyAMOR]

this might have the potnetial to be an epic thread thats gets posted on other forums, that newbies keep posting calling "epic thread" then members of said forum say "repost" or "welcome to 6 months ago"

i for one hope it happenes.

o fuck, this is just TOO DAMN FUNNY!!!! I was thinking man, I must have tipped them off that I am absolutely fucking with them and they bailed, but BEHOLD - Mr Alibinladen keeps biting!! LOMFLOLZ!!!!!!!!!!

Sir,

Your message has been received.

I want to suggest that you try as much as possible to be reasonable and be of good conducts and manners when sending me any message ok.

What is the present status of your fund transfer?

Kindly update me .

Regards
A.Albinali

:loco::loco::hitler::loco::eeek:

okokok I gotz to get more seriouses yo, I gotz ta be humbul an apologizzze to him, otherwise i no git my Bronzit Empire wit all dem virginz yo!!

[CAOSyAMOR]

My reply to him as I obviously hurt his feeling. Shame on me for upsetting him, after all he is just trying to help me out, right!? LOL..

Yo Yo my good friend,

me so sorry i sumtimez git waaaay toooo excited yo thinkin i finally git my big break. youdunno man just how much this means to me cause i come from a very verry poor family an i gotz lot of peeps to look afters so i hopes you can forgives me please, you just make me so happy by helping!!!!!

U know what man, we are like friends now, but i gots no pics of you yet!!! i have lots of friends and we all up on Facebook and stuff and its very common when doing all teh businesses like we gonna do i just wanna know what you look like so ican call you my true friend and business parter

here are a couple pics of me wit sum friends,

can't wait ta see urz!!!!

peace sir AAlbinali!!

ps - i still has not heards frum that chinese dude after you said to let him know to re-write da contract. So i just waitin on him bro!!!

[bergie_318is]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

EPICNESS!!!!

good i hope he takes the bait!!!!!!

[CAOSyAMOR]

Yo Yo my good friend,

me so sorry i sumtimez git waaaay toooo excited yo thinkin i finally git my big break. youdunno man just how much this means to me cause i come from a very verry poor family an i gotz lot of peeps to look afters so i hopes you can forgives me please, you just make me so happy by helping!!!!!

U know what man, we are like friends now, but i gots no pics of you yet!!! i have lots of friends and we all up on Facebook and stuff and its very common when doing all teh businesses like we gonna do i just wanna know what you look like so ican call you my true friend and business parter

here are a couple pics of me wit sum friends,

can't wait ta see urz!!!!

peace sir AAlbinali!!

ps - i still has not heards frum that chinese dude after you said to let him know to re-write da contract. So i just waitin on him bro!!!

Sir,

Your message has been received.

Well, i understand your feelings based on the fact that you are getting the fund we are giving you as loan.

Well, just take life easy over there and be informed that during your loan repayment duration, we will visit you in other to know and inspect what you are doing with the loan given to you.

Waiting to hearing from you as soon as you hear from Mr Liu Yan.

Thanks

Regards
A.Albinali


>
> Hi,
>
> im pretty lazy an there is a lot of informations to fill out. Look,
> do ya thinks i can get like about half a mil to tide me over?
> maybe you has a shorter form or sumthin? plus i cant print this
> form out, i gots no printer - you need to get me a different form
> to fill out that i can does online yo!
>
> help me prease
>

Dear McLovin,

It is mandatory to fill the form before we can start your processing.

Liu Yan

Fuck this is worth waking up to every morning - ppl are looking at me laughing like I'm crazy, haha!!!

[eLKuRLy]

This thread is hilarious!

[James21]

LOL this is awesome!