I gets 1million dollars - LOLZ

[CAOSyAMOR]

then i sent this to the 'chinese guy'

yo yo ma!!!

So i has arranged to fly to London to meet up wit my life partner Mr A.Alibinladen and iz gunna take about $50,000 USD so i can fo sho give him some of teh monies to secure this as you have axed yo! my flight gets in on friday an hes gunna pick me up from Heathrow Airport, then we gonna go hit up some fine ass in the brothels in Amsterdam. Hey, i just got a great idea yo, you should meet us in Amsterdam!! Drinks are on me!! (iz gettin like a bazillion dollas yo!!!)

let me know if you can make Lu Lu Lemon!!

[CAOSyAMOR]

he sent me a few conflicting messages in a row last night..

Sir,

Your message has been received.

I told you to call me yesterday so that i can plan my journey and see if i will be able to wait for you in London but unfortunately you didn’t call me.

Well, am right now in Amsterdam and there is nothing i can do ok. I will only suggest that you lodge yourself into a hotel and send me the hotel name and address, your phone number and room number so that i can send some of my delegates to meet you right there in your hotel and then you can discuss with them.

More so, what i need to do with your USD$50,000?

Am giving loan as funding so you know i have more than ok. Kindly explain on the use of the said amount.

Waiting to hearing from you with the requested details of your lodging in London.

Regards
A.Albinali

Sir,

This is to inform you that i missed my flight to Amsterdam and now am staying back in London to meet you in person.

I will send some of my delegates to pick you up at the Heatrow Airport at the schedule time of your flight.

I will be expecting your kindest reply soon.

Regards
A.Albinali

Sir,

I want you to specify your flight details for me so that i can arrange my delegates to come there and pick you at the airport.

Send me the below listed details of you flight.

Date:
Departure Time:
Arrival Time:
Flight Number:

I await your urgent and kindest reply.

Regards
A.Albinali


hmm.. do ya think his 'deligates' are going to roll me for my $50,000 USD LOFL

[CAOSyAMOR]

sent to my 'life partner', Mr Sir AAlibinladen..

Hey hey what happened to y'all dawg? Iz plain got in almost 2 hours ago an i waited an waited around the arrivals but decided to check my emails on the interwebs cafe here an i iz confused. Where you at? you missed ur flight? i thoought u said you was already in amsterdam now? i tries to call yo a few times now but all it does is a funny ring. my damn phone dosent work here for some reason an it says i dont have this feature or something so i try these payfones. im gomnna find a hotel to stay at for a couple days so when i get to one ill get back online and tell you where i is at ok!



wheree arre you life partnerz??!?!?!

[CAOSyAMOR]

this is what he says now..

Sir,

Your message has been received.

Am sorry i was unable to send my delegates to pick you at the airport.I missed my flight to Amsterdam but am still in London.

Where are you now maybe i can send my delegates to come there and pick you ?

Tell me where you now are ok? If you get my message now just send me the address of the place you are ok so that i can send some one to pick you ok.

Waiting to hearing from you soon.

Regards
A.Albinali

Sir,

Your message has been received.

Am in the middle of a business meeting right now and i won't be chance to come right there to pick you.

Call my Personal assitance Mr John Hanson on this number +447501857651.He will come where you are and pick you to take you to where you will be lodged and then when am done with the meeting i will be available to meet you.

An hotel has been booked for you and Mr John Hanson will be there to take care of you till when am done in the meeting ok.

Regards
A.Albinali

[mitch500]

hahaha i skyped the number and someone answered. ..... i hung up. lol

[CAOSyAMOR]

ok, so this is where I tell him I am going to be at a hotel ON Wigmore - LOLZ

helllo my lovely life partnerz yo!!



so a guy recommended the Wigmore Court Hotel so i guess i gonna go there just gonna go catch a taxi - man its so wierd here everyone drives on the wrong side of the road AND teh wrongh sidez of teh car hahahaha crazy!!!!!! i gettin really tiered so i gonna take a nap as soon as i gets there but when your boyz come to pick me up just ask for McLovin at teh front dest ill leave an extra key there for you guys ok!!! Im gonna tell them only to give it to yer guys if they know the password phrase so if they dont tell the guy at the desk the passphrase then they are istructed to not know anything. so when your boyz gfet there they has to say this:


"I need a room for my trouser snake and will pay you handsomely with the juice of a thousand virgins"



just say this to the front desk and you will be given my room key. If i can't sleep i may hit the gym or the pool but tell your boys to make themselves comfortable yo!!!



ok life partner i gotta run!! see yall real soon!!

[CAOSyAMOR]

hahaha i skyped the number and someone answered. ..... i hung up. lol

awesome - they gonna think its me!!!!!

[mitch500]

sounded like he had a little bit of a lebanese accent(going by his last name albinali)..... who knows tho.... he probably just wants you to come there so they can hall you off to a warehouse and cut you up into little pieces.

[CAOSyAMOR]

holy fuck, this guy is messed.. got another couple messages - you gotta see what he says this time!!
Sir,

Your message has been received.

I got the name of the hotel and i have passed it on to my Personal Assistance so that he can come there and attend to you. Am kind of too busy here at the meeting as we are all discussing huge business in the meeting.

My Personal Assistance Mr John Hanson will be at the hotel shortly with you ok and then keep your company till i will be done here in the meeting and meet you .

Feel free with my Personal Assistance.

Keep me posted and as soon as Mr Joh Hanson get to you, kindly send me an email in other to notify me ok.

Regards
A.Albinali

and then this!!

Sir,

This is to inform you that you should be careful on your way to the Wigmore Court Hotel and never discuss anything with anybody because you never can tell who you are discussing with and you should keep your mouth shut until my personal Assitance Mr John Hanson get's to you.

Notify me as soon as you meet Mr Hanson.

Regards
A.Albinali

fuck - if this were real I would be getting shanked right about now :blowup:

[CAOSyAMOR]

and now this.. LOLZ

Sir,

My personal Assistance Mr John Hanson told me he has been to Wigmore Court Hotel and the receiptionist at the front desk told him that there is no customer of theirs that booked a room with the name McLoving.

What you have to do is call my personal assistance Mr John Hanson on this numbers
+447501857651 or +447765815372.

Call him as soon as you enter the hotel and see this message ok so that he can come to your room because he is still waiting for you at the Hotel premises.

Regards
A.Albinali

[daniel]

and now this.. Lolz

sir,

my personal assistance mr john hanson told me he has been to wigmore court hotel and the receiptionist at the front desk told him that there is no customer of theirs that booked a room with the name mcloving.

What you have to do is call my personal assistance mr john hanson on this numbers
+447501857651 or +447765815372.

Call him as soon as you enter the hotel and see this message ok so that he can come to your room because he is still waiting for you at the hotel premises.

Regards
a.albinali

OMG YES. amazing.

[eScott]

[CAOSyAMOR]

sent this to him now..

ohhhh mans i gettin fed up wit londonz arready.. i goto teh dam hotel an they wont accemt my ammerican xpress cards an they says i cant pay wit my cash so igotz all this USD cash in my duffle bag an they wuddnt aceppt it.. i went to the park accross the street an chilled there for a few hors but now iz back at teh airport an i think i gunna just go to teh amsterdamz..



if you get back to me in time i can maybe stick around but im gonna go to teh bar here and have a few drinks an just chill for a while.



peace dawg

[CAOSyAMOR]

ohe noes - i thinks i beginnin to really piss him off, hahaha!!

Sir,

Your message has been received.

I told you in one of my messages that they have booked an hotel for you and all you have to do is to call Mr John Hanson my personal assistance and he will come and pick you to lodge you in the hotel.

Call him immediately as am still with some business collegues ok.

Call Mr John Hanson on this number 447501857651 or +447765815372.

Once you reach him, he will come and pick you immediately ok. Just call him and tell him your exaclt location and he will come right away.

Regards
A.Albinali

[CAOSyAMOR]

this guy is intense, LOL

he sent me another email exactly as above, and now this one.. They must really want to get their hands on that duffle bag with 50 Large - LOLZ

Sir,

Call my personal assistance and he will come ok.

Call Mr John Hanson on Call Mr John Hanson on this number 447501857651 or +447765815372 is for your own good ok so that they can come there and pick you to the hotel already booked for you or send me the address of the bar you are having your drink and they will come right away.

Waiting urgently for your reply.

Regards
A.Albinali