I gets 1million dollars - LOLZ

[mitch500]

hahaha i skyped the number and someone answered. ..... i hung up. lol

[CAOSyAMOR]

this is what he says now..

Sir,

Your message has been received.

Am sorry i was unable to send my delegates to pick you at the airport.I missed my flight to Amsterdam but am still in London.

Where are you now maybe i can send my delegates to come there and pick you ?

Tell me where you now are ok? If you get my message now just send me the address of the place you are ok so that i can send some one to pick you ok.

Waiting to hearing from you soon.

Regards
A.Albinali

Sir,

Your message has been received.

Am in the middle of a business meeting right now and i won't be chance to come right there to pick you.

Call my Personal assitance Mr John Hanson on this number +447501857651.He will come where you are and pick you to take you to where you will be lodged and then when am done with the meeting i will be available to meet you.

An hotel has been booked for you and Mr John Hanson will be there to take care of you till when am done in the meeting ok.

Regards
A.Albinali

[CAOSyAMOR]

sent to my 'life partner', Mr Sir AAlibinladen..

Hey hey what happened to y'all dawg? Iz plain got in almost 2 hours ago an i waited an waited around the arrivals but decided to check my emails on the interwebs cafe here an i iz confused. Where you at? you missed ur flight? i thoought u said you was already in amsterdam now? i tries to call yo a few times now but all it does is a funny ring. my damn phone dosent work here for some reason an it says i dont have this feature or something so i try these payfones. im gomnna find a hotel to stay at for a couple days so when i get to one ill get back online and tell you where i is at ok!



wheree arre you life partnerz??!?!?!

[CAOSyAMOR]

he sent me a few conflicting messages in a row last night..

Sir,

Your message has been received.

I told you to call me yesterday so that i can plan my journey and see if i will be able to wait for you in London but unfortunately you didn’t call me.

Well, am right now in Amsterdam and there is nothing i can do ok. I will only suggest that you lodge yourself into a hotel and send me the hotel name and address, your phone number and room number so that i can send some of my delegates to meet you right there in your hotel and then you can discuss with them.

More so, what i need to do with your USD$50,000?

Am giving loan as funding so you know i have more than ok. Kindly explain on the use of the said amount.

Waiting to hearing from you with the requested details of your lodging in London.

Regards
A.Albinali

Sir,

This is to inform you that i missed my flight to Amsterdam and now am staying back in London to meet you in person.

I will send some of my delegates to pick you up at the Heatrow Airport at the schedule time of your flight.

I will be expecting your kindest reply soon.

Regards
A.Albinali

Sir,

I want you to specify your flight details for me so that i can arrange my delegates to come there and pick you at the airport.

Send me the below listed details of you flight.

Date:
Departure Time:
Arrival Time:
Flight Number:

I await your urgent and kindest reply.

Regards
A.Albinali


hmm.. do ya think his 'deligates' are going to roll me for my $50,000 USD LOFL

[CAOSyAMOR]

then i sent this to the 'chinese guy'

yo yo ma!!!

So i has arranged to fly to London to meet up wit my life partner Mr A.Alibinladen and iz gunna take about $50,000 USD so i can fo sho give him some of teh monies to secure this as you have axed yo! my flight gets in on friday an hes gunna pick me up from Heathrow Airport, then we gonna go hit up some fine ass in the brothels in Amsterdam. Hey, i just got a great idea yo, you should meet us in Amsterdam!! Drinks are on me!! (iz gettin like a bazillion dollas yo!!!)

let me know if you can make Lu Lu Lemon!!

[CAOSyAMOR]

i dont know if they have google street view in london, but street view would be even better than google earth.

since you live in canada you should ask him about the transfer from american dollaz to canadian dollaz since american dollaz don't work in your country.

LOL, but McLovin lives in Hawaii, rememberzzz

[CAOSyAMOR]

send to alibinladen aka the 'Pastor' LOLZ

Hey hey life partnerrrrrr!!!

Im just on a stopover on my way to londons now an i tryed to call those digits you gave but i couldnt get thru but i try again soon ok. can you maybe pick me up frum Heathrow Airports yo!? this is my flight infos

13:30 AA136 LOS ANGELES EXPECTED 1310 Terminal 3

my flight umberz is AA136 arriving via LA

so what do you look like yo? who should i look for? you gots my pics so u kow me, maybe you could write 'McLovin' on a big card nd hold it out for me so i can finds you yo!!

hit me back soon my life partnerz!!!

-McLovin

ps - im bringin like $50,000 cash so ican give you some money for finalizin the loans an then maybe we go to amsterdam and hit up some brothels yo!!!

[daniel]

Nice work boys, haha I'll find a way to incorporate the Google Earth into this!!

meanwhile, I wonder if this is the man in question, hehe

http://www.harderfaster.net/?sid=240aeb5e277c8a1396a5525cbf038fb8&section=forums&action=showthread&forumid=10&threadid=252537&pagenumber=last

http://www.harderfaster.net/?sid=240aeb5e277c8a1396a5525cbf038fb8&section=forums&action=showthread&forumid=10&threadid=252537&pagenumber=last

http://images.google.ca/imgres?imgur...icial%26sa%3DN

i dont know if they have google street view in london, but street view would be even better than google earth.

since you live in canada you should ask him about the transfer from american dollaz to canadian dollaz since american dollaz don't work in your country.

[CAOSyAMOR]

Nice work boys, haha I'll find a way to incorporate the Google Earth into this!!

meanwhile, I wonder if this is the man in question, hehe

http://www.harderfaster.net/?sid=240aeb5e277c8a1396a5525cbf038fb8&section=forums&action=showthread&forumid=10&threadid=252537&pagenumber=last

http://www.harderfaster.net/?sid=240aeb5e277c8a1396a5525cbf038fb8&section=forums&action=showthread&forumid=10&threadid=252537&pagenumber=last

http://images.google.ca/imgres?imgurl=http://www.santacruzcares.org/images/pastorJack.gif&imgrefurl=http://www.santacruzcares.org/about_scc.html&usg=__OTEifLZEHglNdomZ9nv_92jkX7k=&h=144&w=96&sz=12&hl=en&start=2&um=1&tbnid=73mJGZd5uwZLHM:&tbnh=94&tbnw=63&prev=/images%3Fq%3Djack%2Bbaloyi%26um%3D1%26hl%3Den%26client%3Dfirefox-a%26rls%3Dorg.mozilla:en-US:official%26sa%3DN

[CleanAzzE30z]

Oh this just keeps getting better.



Mariano

[Massive Lee]

so I googled the digits he left me with, here is a couple things that came up.

Now use Google Earth (as I just did) and contact the guy with a clear description of his neighborhood. He's gonna fuckin' freak out...

[CleanAzzE30z]

Man that last one yous ent is awesome. Youre going to London tomorrow as if youre going on a stroll to the local liquor store, haha



Mariano

[CAOSyAMOR]

so I googled the digits he left me with, here is a couple things that came up..


here appears to be one of those electronic gadget scams, selling various musical instuments..
Contact Person : Mr Jack Baloyi
Address : 42 Wigmore Street London
Contact Number (Primary) : 447035922471

[CAOSyAMOR]

sent to AAlibinladen

Hey Hey life partner!!



so i just checked my banks account and guess what - i gots lots a money!!!! At first i thought it wuz you but then i remembered i had talked to my bank here in my home town an they now approve my small business loan for $120,000. now the interest they is chargin me is only 3.9% over 6 years



so can you beat that? do ya think i can takes teh monies you gives me for that, then pay my bank off and you give me maybe 2.9?



I wud like 2.9% please, and to let you know i is serius i want more money maybey like 13.5 million and i now u may need more monies from me to process so just let me now how much i need to pay you ok!



oh and i is gunna cum to London to meet you tomorrow if you still there, what hotel is you at?? what number do i call??



thanks life partner!!



-McLovin

[CAOSyAMOR]

now mr Aalibinladin wants to know whats up dawg.. hehe

Sir,

What is the present status of your fund transfer with Mr Liu Yan.

Kindly update me on the latest happening regarding your fund.

Regards
A.Albinali

I'm gonna make them think I have a whole bunch of money in 'my' account, get them really itching to rip me off..