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    BFC to up tight- I Love r3v

    Cliffs at bottom

    From http://forums.bimmerforums.com/forum....php?t=1179526
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    Some guy post onf bfc OT bitching because a girl he likes is muslim and he is afraid of her family. All they do is bitch so I told him to

    "Go get a hell of a tan....then put more fake tan on yourself. Shave your pubes and buttcrack hair, apply it to your face. Find a towl, let a wet dog roll in it, put it on your head. Next take your dirty sheets off your bed and wrap yourself in them. Next walk barefooted down a dirty alley for 30 minutes then put on some sandles. The next step is very important. Find some garlic and assorted stinky herbs, cut it and rub it all over your body. When you meet her family look at them with cold dead eyes. tell them you are down for islam and dont forget your prayer rug. Tell them you own 3 gas stations and a hotel. Let me know if you need any more tips........"

    And they close down the thread..... really i was just joking but give me a break is that really to much for an OT to take........?

    I love r3v....

    Cliffs- BFC ot guy complaining about muslim gf, i make a rude comment and they shut it down..r3v knows about free speach and has a much better sence of humor..

    Thanks r3v for enriching my life..
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    #2
    So you're a dick and proud of your momentuous accomplishment. Thank you for your contribution to the r3v community!
    cars beep boop

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      #3
      I was just saying how much i love r3v because r3v doesnt give a shit

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        #4
        The biggest problem with your post was, it was about as funny as the looks Farbin Kaiber gets when he goes to Lane Bryant to get himself fitted for a bra.
        -OVULATOR (as named by jflip2002)

        Past Cars: Schwarz 1990 325i-2 (crashed), Calypsorot 1991 325i-2 Sport (rear ended)
        Now: Blake-stitched mediocrity :(

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          #5
          I'm down with your answer. Forgot to tell him to strap a bomb on hisself
          YOUTUBE: AR Perez
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          If lucky, the E36 will die peacefully, in its natural habitat, and be given the prestigious honor of donating its parts to an E30

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            #6
            So that was you huh, i told him that her brother was gonna cut his head off with a razor knife
            Originally posted by Fusion
            If a car is the epitome of freedom, than an electric car is house arrest with your wife titty fucking your next door neighbor.
            The American Republic will endure until the day Congress discovers that it can bribe the public with the public's money. -Alexis de Tocqueville


            The Desire to Save Humanity is Always a False Front for the Urge to Rule it- H. L. Mencken

            Necessity is the plea for every infringement of human freedom. It is the argument of tyrants.
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              #7


              I was home sick and thinking wwbd

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                #8
                Love R3v
                -Andy

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                  #9
                  I shave my chest before I put on a bra.

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                    #10
                    It's not a "bra" it's a "bro"
                    -Andy

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                      #11
                      manzier!!!
                      sigpic

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                        #12
                        Originally posted by dashboardmonkey View Post
                        It's not a "bra" it's a "bro"
                        No it's a Man-zier!!!


                        Damn beat me for spell checking


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                          #13
                          Originally posted by chrisesteschiro View Post


                          I was home sick and thinking wwbd
                          I wonder if he bought that or stole it.

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                            #14
                            haha just for that bfc has now put me in time out......i have to go set in the naughty chair.......

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                              #15
                              Originally posted by chrisesteschiro View Post
                              haha just for that bfc has now put me in time out......i have to go set in the naughty chair.......
                              Bfc is just a bunch of closeted homos. That pic probably gave them a boner.

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