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  • chrisesteschiro
    Grease Monkey
    • Jul 2007
    • 361
    #1

    BFC to up tight- I Love r3v

    Cliffs at bottom

    From http://forums.bimmerforums.com/forum....php?t=1179526
    Have to be logged in to read.

    Some guy post onf bfc OT bitching because a girl he likes is muslim and he is afraid of her family. All they do is bitch so I told him to

    "Go get a hell of a tan....then put more fake tan on yourself. Shave your pubes and buttcrack hair, apply it to your face. Find a towl, let a wet dog roll in it, put it on your head. Next take your dirty sheets off your bed and wrap yourself in them. Next walk barefooted down a dirty alley for 30 minutes then put on some sandles. The next step is very important. Find some garlic and assorted stinky herbs, cut it and rub it all over your body. When you meet her family look at them with cold dead eyes. tell them you are down for islam and dont forget your prayer rug. Tell them you own 3 gas stations and a hotel. Let me know if you need any more tips........"

    And they close down the thread..... really i was just joking but give me a break is that really to much for an OT to take........?

    I love r3v....

    Cliffs- BFC ot guy complaining about muslim gf, i make a rude comment and they shut it down..r3v knows about free speach and has a much better sence of humor..

    Thanks r3v for enriching my life..
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    • kronus
      R3V OG
      • Apr 2008
      • 13000
      #2
      So you're a dick and proud of your momentuous accomplishment. Thank you for your contribution to the r3v community!
      cars beep boop

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        • chrisesteschiro
          Grease Monkey
          • Jul 2007
          • 361
          #3
          I was just saying how much i love r3v because r3v doesnt give a shit

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            • Optimator
              E30 Fanatic
              • Aug 2008
              • 1396
              #4
              The biggest problem with your post was, it was about as funny as the looks Farbin Kaiber gets when he goes to Lane Bryant to get himself fitted for a bra.
              -OVULATOR (as named by jflip2002)

              Past Cars: Schwarz 1990 325i-2 (crashed), Calypsorot 1991 325i-2 Sport (rear ended)
              Now: Blake-stitched mediocrity :(

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                • DatUtahGuy
                  No R3VLimiter
                  • Jan 2007
                  • 3146
                  #5
                  I'm down with your answer. Forgot to tell him to strap a bomb on hisself
                  YOUTUBE: AR Perez
                  - - -
                  If lucky, the E36 will die peacefully, in its natural habitat, and be given the prestigious honor of donating its parts to an E30

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                    • mrsleeve
                      I waste 90% of my day here and all I got was this stupid title
                      • Mar 2005
                      • 16385
                      #6
                      So that was you huh, i told him that her brother was gonna cut his head off with a razor knife
                      Originally posted by Fusion
                      If a car is the epitome of freedom, than an electric car is house arrest with your wife titty fucking your next door neighbor.
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                      Necessity is the plea for every infringement of human freedom. It is the argument of tyrants.
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                        • chrisesteschiro
                          Grease Monkey
                          • Jul 2007
                          • 361
                          #7


                          I was home sick and thinking wwbd

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                            • dashboardmonkey
                              FUCK YOUR WAFFLES
                              • Jun 2008
                              • 6158
                              #8
                              Love R3v
                              -Andy

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                                • Farbin Kaiber
                                  Lil' Puppet
                                  • Jul 2007
                                  • 29502
                                  #9
                                  I shave my chest before I put on a bra.

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                                    • dashboardmonkey
                                      FUCK YOUR WAFFLES
                                      • Jun 2008
                                      • 6158
                                      #10
                                      It's not a "bra" it's a "bro"
                                      -Andy

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                                        • aaron325ix
                                          E30 Fanatic
                                          • Jun 2007
                                          • 1489
                                          #11
                                          manzier!!!
                                          sigpic

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                                            • HiTheNameIsBJ
                                              E30 Enthusiast
                                              • Jan 2009
                                              • 1116
                                              #12
                                              Originally posted by dashboardmonkey
                                              It's not a "bra" it's a "bro"
                                              No it's a Man-zier!!!


                                              Damn beat me for spell checking


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                                                • h0lmes
                                                  #13
                                                  Originally posted by chrisesteschiro


                                                  I was home sick and thinking wwbd
                                                  I wonder if he bought that or stole it.

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                                                    • chrisesteschiro
                                                      Grease Monkey
                                                      • Jul 2007
                                                      • 361
                                                      #14
                                                      haha just for that bfc has now put me in time out......i have to go set in the naughty chair.......

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                                                        • h0lmes
                                                          #15
                                                          Originally posted by chrisesteschiro
                                                          haha just for that bfc has now put me in time out......i have to go set in the naughty chair.......
                                                          Bfc is just a bunch of closeted homos. That pic probably gave them a boner.

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