Damn Starbucks

[tabasco]

Have you tried drinking Tequila? It may help balance you out.

[Lars_from_Mars]

It worked! I got a date with her and free coffee today quick who has some roofies!

[blunttech]

It worked! I got a date with her and free coffee today quick who has some roofies!

take pics of her. not on the date but rather at work. peer thru the glass outside and let her see you taking the pics. when she does act cool and walk away but come back and do it some more. chicks dig the fact youre interested

[Lars_from_Mars]

take pics of her. not on the date but rather at work. peer thru the glass outside and let her see you taking the pics. when she does act cool and walk away but come back and do it some more. chicks dig the fact youre interested

How about I do a thrusting dance around her and wag my toung like a prince vid on 80s MTV.

[Lars_from_Mars]

WOOT WOOT gonna get some tonight will update maybe I will get some pics too and put it up im members rides get it ride WOOT WOOT.

[blunttech]

WOOT WOOT gonna get some tonight will update maybe I will get some pics too and put it up im members rides get it ride WOOT WOOT.

thats great but i dont want any full on frontals of him. keep it safe for work. and bring lube for your comfort

[Lars_from_Mars]

thats great but i dont want any full on frontals of him. keep it safe for work. and bring lube for your comfort

The date lasted the whole weekend she drove me to work with her this morning. This being a bum thing just might work out for me. I am a little hungover and my winky is mangled and I lost my shorts but now the coffee is free!

I love Stabucks now.

[blunttech]

The date lasted the whole weekend she drove me to work with her this morning. This being a bum thing just might work out for me. I am a little hungover and my winky is mangled and I lost my shorts but now the coffee is free!

I love Stabucks now.

this chick has to look like mindy from the facts of life to hook up with a loser such as yourself

[Lars_from_Mars]

this chick has to look like mindy from the facts of life to hook up with a loser such as yourself

She is actually pretty hot and I am hoping she wont notice I am a looser untill its too late.

[blunttech]

She is actually pretty hot and I am hoping she wont notice I am a looser untill its too late.

if we figured it out in as little as 90 posts she has a good idea already

[Lars_from_Mars]

if we figured it out in as little as 90 posts she has a good idea already

WOOT WOOT so are you telling me she digs me just the way I am.

I gota go getting my car towed to the shop today will update latters.

[Atreus]

latte?
ladder?

wtf?