I was caught hooking up with my high school girlfriend not once but twice. The first time my mom actually had the nerve to tell us to stop. Jesus Christ.
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when I was 16 my first girlfriend and I were getting it on in the middle of the day. For whatever reason we had decided to keep our shirts on, and had the lower half under the blankets. I was laying down on top of her with my tongue in her mouth while I was fucking her and my mom walked in. She told us to stop making out and left. Win.
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My mom learnt to knock the hard way.1985 325e 2.8 Turbo VEMSComment
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i've got a great mom
in HS playing club soccer after school, my buddies and i though it was a good idea to split a fifth of jim beam
holy mother of christ, i got so incredibly sick after trying to run around, they called the fire department thinking i was having a seizure or something
next thing i know i'm standing in front of my parents front door, so i go in and head to bed. my mom comes in to check up on me, and i had to smell like a distillary.
next day she winked at me at b'fast and asked if i like to drink booze, had a little wry smile, and never mentioned it again. never told dad either.
great mom“There is nothing government can give you that it hasn’t taken from you in the first place”
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Haha... awesome stories.
I had one several years ago where my at the time gf came over to my place early in the morning before anyone had gotten up. She came up to my room and hopped into bed with me, so we started making out and then she started giving me head. I was naked on my back on the bed, the chick was topless and goin hard at me. My mom had gotten up and was heading out for work, but I never figured she'd come in. My girl was even scared of it, and I'm like "no don't worry, she won't bother us, keep going". Sure enough, as she's leaving, she opens my door to let the dog in cause he was at my door apparently, and thought I'd still be asleep. Got the full view... haha. She kind of had a stunned "deer in headlights" look on her face for a second, then quickly shut the door loudly saying "excuse ME!" and was out of the house in about 3.4 seconds. It was pretty funny. The chick was pretty embarrassed though... haha.
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hahaha all these stories are great.
i can't say i've been stupid enough to ever get caught by my mom, though.Comment
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never been caught by my mom, but my dad almost came all the way to me so he could give me a high five. ended up as an awkward air-five. terribly embarrassing for the girl, though.sigpic<< wreckedComment
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hahahahaha^^^ thats awesome.1991 325iC - Mauritsblau sumthin metallic blue. DEAD
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when i was living at home, i practiced 'off-site'
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My mom walked in on me with my girlfriend in high school as well. I was going at it pretty hard from the back so she had to have heard the ass clap from the hallway. I think she just came in there to embarrass us.
But the most awkward moment was when I was 17 and my mom got a call telling her that I'd been arrested and that she can come pick me up or leave me there until Monday. That was an uncomfortable ride home.
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hahahahahaha
I've been caught by mom and dad, who live in different states might I add.
Neither of my parents cared. My mom admitted to me the other day she would fill up my bag of weed in my room randomly in high school to see if I would notice. I didnt.... Awkward conversation.
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