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  • Money$hit
    Banned
    • Mar 2008
    • 1604
    #31
    Originally posted by teh_activ
    wow op epic fail

    the only thing that fails harder than an M20 rocker arm @8000 RPMs, is your asshole when retardotyler penetrates it with his 3 inches of fury.

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      • gazellebeigem3
        No R3VLimiter
        • Jun 2005
        • 3712
        #32
        why are all these people posting without posting pics of their s/o? didnt you waffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffless read the rules?

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          • Atreus
            E30 Mastermind
            • Sep 2008
            • 1846
            #33
            are all the threads gonna be called "The official INSERT NAME HERE"
            1991 325iC - Mauritsblau sumthin metallic blue. DEAD
            1992 525i - Silber sumthin sumthin metallic- Rolling again, needs suspension/wheels/brakes/paint.... Fuck you A4S310R; BEAT YOU.
            1989 325i - Cirrusblau Metallic sumthin sumthin-project - trying to clean up the interior(done), then the body, then a 5spd, then suspension, then..... - [Stolen :| ]
            1991 325iC - Calypsorot Metallic
            1994 540i - Granitsilber

            Originally posted by scabzzzz
            I've had blunts cock in my mouth, but I'm not gay.

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              • Collin
                E30 Mastermind
                • Aug 2008
                • 1736
                #34
                Posting your girl on the internet is retarded.
                The Keystone Killers
                Originally posted by Cabriolet
                With 73k+ post, you'd think he'd have learned a little about life.

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                  • retardotyler
                    Wrencher
                    • Sep 2008
                    • 270
                    #35
                    Originally posted by Money$hit
                    the only thing that fails harder than an M20 rocker arm @8000 RPMs, is your asshole when retardotyler penetrates it with his 3 inches of fury.
                    your mom told you about that? what a bitch. :(
                    i will get my moms g35 and monkey stomp your ass she has a k&n air filter your sr20det on 20 lbs cant fuck with it

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                      • weedcookie
                        Advanced Member
                        • Oct 2007
                        • 101
                        #36
                        Originally posted by Radiocammbodia
                        Posting your girl on the internet is retarded.

                        sharing is caring
                        :hitler:

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                          • Alkasquawlik
                            R3V Elite
                            • Feb 2008
                            • 4557
                            #37
                            Originally posted by weedcookie
                            sharing is caring
                            where the fuck is your girlfriend OP?
                            or were you just gonna take the day off to J off to pictures of everyones' girlfriends?

                            SC*AR

                            Originally posted by JamesE30
                            And with a car looking like yours I imagine the balance shall tip in the favor of insult, like a big fat fucking retarded fucking black girl on a see-saw, opposite... a dwarf.

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                              • retardotyler
                                Wrencher
                                • Sep 2008
                                • 270
                                #38
                                Originally posted by Alkasquawlik
                                where the fuck is your girlfriend OP?
                                or were you just gonna take the day off to J off to pictures of everyones' girlfriends?
                                that was my plan
                                i will get my moms g35 and monkey stomp your ass she has a k&n air filter your sr20det on 20 lbs cant fuck with it

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                                  • weedcookie
                                    Advanced Member
                                    • Oct 2007
                                    • 101
                                    #39
                                    Originally posted by Alkasquawlik
                                    where the fuck is your girlfriend OP?
                                    or were you just gonna take the day off to J off to pictures of everyones' girlfriends?

                                    relax squid...let go of your penis...i put the pic of my gf in the The Official PIcture of your gf thread...
                                    :hitler:

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                                      • Alkasquawlik
                                        R3V Elite
                                        • Feb 2008
                                        • 4557
                                        #40
                                        Originally posted by retardotyler
                                        that was my plan
                                        knowing you, you would have teh_activ do it for you while you both looked at the internetz

                                        SC*AR

                                        Originally posted by JamesE30
                                        And with a car looking like yours I imagine the balance shall tip in the favor of insult, like a big fat fucking retarded fucking black girl on a see-saw, opposite... a dwarf.

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                                          • Alkasquawlik
                                            R3V Elite
                                            • Feb 2008
                                            • 4557
                                            #41
                                            Originally posted by weedcookie
                                            relax squid...let go of your penis...i put the pic of my gf in the The Official PIcture of your gf thread...
                                            too lazy to go look for it

                                            SC*AR

                                            Originally posted by JamesE30
                                            And with a car looking like yours I imagine the balance shall tip in the favor of insult, like a big fat fucking retarded fucking black girl on a see-saw, opposite... a dwarf.

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                                              • Collin
                                                E30 Mastermind
                                                • Aug 2008
                                                • 1736
                                                #42
                                                Originally posted by weedcookie
                                                sharing is caring
                                                share some of that green you canadian fuck sock.
                                                The Keystone Killers
                                                Originally posted by Cabriolet
                                                With 73k+ post, you'd think he'd have learned a little about life.

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                                                  • Danny
                                                    Moderator
                                                    • Feb 2008
                                                    • 14217
                                                    #43
                                                    I was planning on just jacking off today to everyone's girlfriends...

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                                                      • weedcookie
                                                        Advanced Member
                                                        • Oct 2007
                                                        • 101
                                                        #44
                                                        Originally posted by Radiocammbodia
                                                        share some of that green you canadian fuck sock.

                                                        NO! get your own...clambodia
                                                        :hitler:

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                                                          • weedcookie
                                                            Advanced Member
                                                            • Oct 2007
                                                            • 101
                                                            #45
                                                            Originally posted by Danny
                                                            I was planning on just jacking off today to everyone's girlfriends...

                                                            + 1 no homo
                                                            :hitler:

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