Stories from the bible.

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  • Turf1600
    R3V OG
    • Nov 2006
    • 9815

    #1

    Stories from the bible.

    I found these to be quite humorous. I'm going to read their corresponding bible verses later and see if they are grossly exaggerated. I imagine the verbage is pretty fruity - we shall see.

    http://freethoughtpedia.com/wiki/Bizarre_bible_stories
    "We praise or find fault, depending on which of the two provides more opportunity for our powers of judgement to shine."
  • retardotyler
    Wrencher
    • Sep 2008
    • 270

    #2
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    Last edited by retardotyler; 04-26-2015, 11:54 PM.
    i will get my moms g35 and monkey stomp your ass she has a k&n air filter your sr20det on 20 lbs cant fuck with it

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    • Alkasquawlik
      R3V Elite
      • Feb 2008
      • 4557

      #3
      all it took was one post to turn this into a religous vs non religous shit talk. cool

      Turf, once you look up the verses, post back up. it'd be cool to know if they're somewhat accurate, plus i dont have a bible while im at college

      SC*AR

      Originally posted by JamesE30
      And with a car looking like yours I imagine the balance shall tip in the favor of insult, like a big fat fucking retarded fucking black girl on a see-saw, opposite... a dwarf.

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      • blunttech
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        • Jul 2004
        • 12850

        #4
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        • Turf1600
          R3V OG
          • Nov 2006
          • 9815

          #5
          Originally posted by Alkasquawlik
          all it took was one post to turn this into a religous vs non religous shit talk. cool

          Turf, once you look up the verses, post back up. it'd be cool to know if they're somewhat accurate, plus i dont have a bible while im at college
          Now that I'm thinking about I don't think I own a bible. I should call up some gideons and ask for one.
          "We praise or find fault, depending on which of the two provides more opportunity for our powers of judgement to shine."

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          • Massive Lee
            R3V OG
            • Sep 2006
            • 6782

            #6
            Originally posted by Alkasquawlik
            ... plus i dont have a bible while im at college
            Nah. In college? Concentrate on Playboy and under age chicks. Forget the bible. There was only one bitch.
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