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  • Wh33lhop
    R3V OG
    • Feb 2009
    • 11705

    #16
    Originally posted by Alkasquawlik
    wow.
    i have no words for that. they should have their license taken away.
    i seriously get so pissed off when i see people who park/drive like fucking idiots
    I always follow the cardinal rule: do not fuck with another man's car.

    But there are times when I was tempted.

    My roommate (girl, no pics don't ask) parked in someone else's spot overnight once, she woke up to two smashed off mirrors. I don't blame them, she didn't even leave a number on her car. :neutral: Pisses me off to no end when people steal spots.
    paint sucks

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    • Wh33lhop
      R3V OG
      • Feb 2009
      • 11705

      #17
      Originally posted by Alkasquawlik
      i wouldnt doubt it. santa barbara girls are hot
      That reminds me, the local stang forum has a "local sluts" thread where douches post pics of random scantily-clad womenfolk they see. Some are discrete about it but some guys will go straight up to girls, snap a pic, about face and leave without saying a word.

      The thing about SB girls though.
      They're hot
      They're fake
      They're loud
      They're always drunk
      They're always stupid
      They have frog voices

      The kind of girl you might want to fuck silly but you would shoot yourself if you had to sit through a conversation with. I got over it. Nice to watch some bouncy bouncy every once in awhile though.
      Last edited by Wh33lhop; 03-06-2009, 12:37 AM.
      paint sucks

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      • Alkasquawlik
        R3V Elite
        • Feb 2008
        • 4557

        #18
        Originally posted by Wh33lhop
        I always follow the cardinal rule: do not fuck with another man's car.

        But there are times when I was tempted.

        My roommate (girl, no pics don't ask) parked in someone else's spot overnight once, she woke up to two smashed off mirrors. I don't blame them, she didn't even leave a number on her car. :neutral: Pisses me off to no end when people steal spots.
        ya, i think its so immature when people fuck with cars. they dont have the balls to say/do something to your face so they fuck your car up. thank god i had a beater in high school, it got keyed multiple times. i wouldve been pissed if it was my iX.

        o and pics of roommate :D

        Originally posted by Wh33lhop
        That reminds me, the local stang forum has a "local sluts" thread where douches post pics of random scantily-clad womenfolk they see. Some are discrete about it but some guys will go straight up to girls, snap a pic, about face and leave without saying a word.
        hmmm maybe r3v should start something like this
        although we do have enough random girlfriends/porn/ex girlfriend threads as it is

        SC*AR

        Originally posted by JamesE30
        And with a car looking like yours I imagine the balance shall tip in the favor of insult, like a big fat fucking retarded fucking black girl on a see-saw, opposite... a dwarf.

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        • Wh33lhop
          R3V OG
          • Feb 2009
          • 11705

          #19
          Originally posted by Alkasquawlik
          ya, i think its so immature when people fuck with cars. they dont have the balls to say/do something to your face so they fuck your car up. thank god i had a beater in high school, it got keyed multiple times. i wouldve been pissed if it was my iX.

          o and pics of roommate :D
          She's pretty and she's got curves but she's also my good buddy's girlfriend. Sorry. :D

          hmmm maybe r3v should start something like this
          although we do have enough random girlfriends/porn/ex girlfriend threads as it is
          I wouldn't be adverse to the idea but my camera is not exactly inconspicuous. :p
          paint sucks

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          • blunttech
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            • Jul 2004
            • 12850

            #20
            Originally posted by mrsleeve
            I have a 2 5/16 weight distributing camper hitch that sticks out a ways I like to leave in on my truck. Its my park distance device, I just keep backing up till I see the car behind me wiggle a little then I pull ahead. it also helps keep the tailgates back a bit while in traffic
            youre fucking joking right? come to think of it i bet you arent. you would pay for every fucker thats ever done anything to any of my cars if i ever caught you doing that to any of my cars. even my daily beater. you confirm daily what a dumbass you are
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            • mikeedler
              R3V OG
              • Feb 2004
              • 6707

              #21
              Originally posted by blunt
              youre fucking joking right? come to think of it i bet you arent. you would pay for every fucker thats ever done anything to any of my cars if i ever caught you doing that to any of my cars. even my daily beater. you confirm daily what a dumbass you are

              exactly what I was thinking when I read that!! WTF??? you are the type of F**Kface that raises everyones insurance skyhigh. I change atlest 1 front bumper cover along with the alluminum brace a week at my work because people have trailer hitch dings in front ends. I hope someone tears up your truck really good and just leaves one day for all the damage you have been doing.

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              • Alkasquawlik
                R3V Elite
                • Feb 2008
                • 4557

                #22
                Originally posted by mrsleeve
                I have a 2 5/16 weight distributing camper hitch that sticks out a ways I like to leave in on my truck. Its my park distance device, I just keep backing up till I see the car behind me wiggle a little then I pull ahead. it also helps keep the tailgates back a bit while in traffic

                fuck you.
                youre the type of person that makes me walk around my car whenever i come back to it to make sure theres not any damage to some random spot on my car because you didn't know how to drive properly.
                ead

                SC*AR

                Originally posted by JamesE30
                And with a car looking like yours I imagine the balance shall tip in the favor of insult, like a big fat fucking retarded fucking black girl on a see-saw, opposite... a dwarf.

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                • Kruzen
                  R3V Elite
                  • Mar 2004
                  • 5603

                  #23
                  Originally posted by Wh33lhop
                  That reminds me, the local stang forum has a "local sluts" thread where douches post pics of random scantily-clad womenfolk they see. Some are discrete about it but some guys will go straight up to girls, snap a pic, about face and leave without saying a word.

                  The thing about SB girls though.
                  They're hot
                  They're fake
                  They're loud
                  They're always drunk
                  They're always stupid
                  They have frog voices

                  The kind of girl you might want to fuck silly but you would shoot yourself if you had to sit through a conversation with. I got over it. Nice to watch some bouncy bouncy every once in awhile though.

                  lol i think I have a friend on that forum, what is it?
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                  • mrsleeve
                    I waste 90% of my day here and all I got was this stupid title
                    • Mar 2005
                    • 16385

                    #24
                    Originally posted by blunt
                    youre fucking joking right? come to think of it i bet you arent. you would pay for every fucker thats ever done anything to any of my cars if i ever caught you doing that to any of my cars. even my daily beater. you confirm daily what a dumbass you are


                    Blunt You crotchety old dip shit: while do have that hitch in much of the time (because I tow with it a lot) I have never hit any one with it or any thing with it. Many a coworkers shin has succumb to its will though, including mine. If some ass hole runs into my ass end in town thats on him not me.

                    Mike: If I was backing into things with it it would not be bumper covers you would be replacing, more like hood's and grills an my truck is stock height.


                    Sarcasm boys it was a fucking joke relax I will not fuck with another persons car that just not right.
                    Last edited by mrsleeve; 03-06-2009, 10:41 AM.
                    Originally posted by Fusion
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                    • Wh33lhop
                      R3V OG
                      • Feb 2009
                      • 11705

                      #25
                      Originally posted by Kruzen
                      lol i think I have a friend on that forum, what is it?
                      sbstangs.com
                      paint sucks

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                      • Charlie
                        kid tested, administrator approved
                        • Oct 2003
                        • 6686

                        #26
                        Originally posted by Alkasquawlik
                        i hate it when you find a parking spot and you turn around so you can parallel park into it,
                        Huh?

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                        • Alkasquawlik
                          R3V Elite
                          • Feb 2008
                          • 4557

                          #27
                          Originally posted by Charlie
                          Huh?

                          -Charlie

                          like you see a parking spot on the other side of the street so you you find a place to pull a u turn and once you get back to the original parking spot you saw, someone already took it

                          SC*AR

                          Originally posted by JamesE30
                          And with a car looking like yours I imagine the balance shall tip in the favor of insult, like a big fat fucking retarded fucking black girl on a see-saw, opposite... a dwarf.

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                          • Wh33lhop
                            R3V OG
                            • Feb 2009
                            • 11705

                            #28
                            Originally posted by Alkasquawlik
                            like you see a parking spot on the other side of the street so you you find a place to pull a u turn and once you get back to the original parking spot you saw, someone already took it
                            A good reason to use the ebrake parking method. :)
                            paint sucks

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                            • CleanAzzE30z
                              R3V OG
                              • Jan 2004
                              • 11794

                              #29
                              Simple pleasure for me is drinking a cold beer while taking a shower. THAT is the stuff of kings, haha



                              Mariano


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                              • accident
                                R3V OG
                                • Sep 2008
                                • 7303

                                #30
                                Originally posted by CleanAzzE30z
                                Simple pleasure for me is drinking a cold beer while taking a shower. THAT is the stuff of kings, haha



                                Mariano
                                Oh my god, I must try this.

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