i will shit in a shoe box for you.... free

[delatlanta1281]

My album drops next Tuesday, much like your lower lip when my balls get near it.

[E30 Cabrio]

unlike congress i expect you to read this... it states my poo is free and so is the shipping

Yes, but unlike Congress, I'm actually willing to spend some of my own greenbacks.

Besides, it will stimulate the economy...

[blunttech]

blunt how many orders have you had so far, and how many have you fulfilled?

im sure the wife is thrilled that shes at work making the $, and her internet troll of a husband is at home shitting in boxes.

1990 called and they want their comedic material back.
i make enough money to buy the orange julius franchise you work at and fire your stupid ass so shut it or youll be on the obama tax relief plan before you know it fuckface

[Ray Smoodiver]

My album drops next Tuesday, much like your lower lip when my balls get near it.

Ziiiiiiiiing!

[delatlanta1281]

I know. How awesome was that?

[Rigmaster]

I know. How awesome was that?

calling your own "jokes" awesome is most definitely NOT awesome.

[Money$hit]

I know. How awesome was that?

Not very awesome at all, really.

[Money$hit]

1990 called and they want their comedic material back.
i make enough money to buy the orange julius franchise you work at and fire your stupid ass so shut it or youll be on the obama tax relief plan before you know it fuckface

waaa waaa i want a bailout im poor.

[Maluco]

[ayemattyyy]

Will you ship my wonderful turdz to nigeria?

[SamE30e]

the coyote took buddy at 4pm last friday. the same day my mom left on her cruise. she still does not know about it yet as ive been lying to her. i couldnt see ruining her vacation when it wouldnt change anything. she returns sunday and im not looking forward to breaking the news to her. graciella is the only one i need to worry about. i only have 2 neighbors... crazy john and graciella. otherwise its all woods so i think ill be ok. no other pets have turned up missing and the cops have had no reports of coyotes snatching pets. everyone in the surrounding area knows what happened because my wife went door to door that night telling everyone to look out for buddy. and we told them once we realized the coyote got him. i started baiting him today. im not too worried about getting caught but even if i do it will be worth it.

RIP HIS FUCKING HEAD OFF!!!

Seriously, the hunt deserves it's own thread, pictures and all.

Shitty deal though, a raccoon got a hold of my dog a couple weeks ago, apparently I can accurately throw a 1/2" socket wrench. Hit the raccoon right in the head.

[Holland]

RIP HIS FUCKING HEAD OFF!!!

Seriously, the hunt deserves it's own thread, pictures and all.

Shitty deal though, a raccoon got a hold of my dog a couple weeks ago, apparently I can accurately throw a 1/2" socket wrench. Hit the raccoon right in the head.

That's a small dog.

[SamE30e]

Yea my dog isn't very big, 16lbs. She put up a good fight too.

I was under my car putting my shifter in and my dog was on her rope out front, I heard some angry sounds and saw my dog and the raccoon going at it, grabbed the wrench and hucked it! Knocked the raccoon out, probably fucked it up pretty good.

[Money$hit]

1990 called and they want their comedic material back.
i make enough money to buy the orange julius franchise you work at and fire your stupid ass so shut it or youll be on the obama tax relief plan before you know it fuckface

what the fuck is an orange julius anyway? after i get my bailout im steamrolling the garagemahal to build a somoli refuge center.

[blunttech]

what the fuck is an orange julius anyway? after i get my bailout im steamrolling the garagemahal to build a somoli refuge center.

orange julias is a shitty little minimum wage fruit juice stand in the malls but just insert any menial low paying job in that sentence that a retarded unskilled commoner such as yourself would work at. if you still dont understand maybe you and your cornholing buttbuddy gazeillebeige can combine IQ'S , become one moron and figure it out together
eat an unskilled dick