i will shit in a shoe box for you.... free

[Money$hit]

dont blow out your o-ring old man

[blunttech]

i will drop a nice steamer atop a few layers of nice tissue paper and send it to you priority mail to your home free of charge.
with all the baggypants offers of free pizza and free posters i thought this may also go over big. please be warned there are a limited number of turds i can produce and i like to keep quality high so i will be limiting this to one log per day.. so please dont bother me with requests for tracking numbers etc. it gets there when it gets there. 1st come first served