The Official Coyote hunting thread

[accident]

subscribed for the lulz

[s0urce]

Can't wait to see pictures of the empty bag when you wake up the next morning after the Coyote went to town on the Blunt Buffet.

[blunttech]

Can't wait to see pictures of the empty bag when you wake up the next morning after the Coyote went to town on the Blunt Buffet.

thats the plan. and then ill load it up again. and the same thing will happen. but the catch is, coyotes are about as fucking bright as you and once they learn there is food in a certain spot they will keep coming back the same way you keep coming back for my big mushroom head. and then i will post a pic for you of a dead coyote. it may take a while but ill get him

[rThor432]

Sounds like a lot of work for one coyote carcass. I think you should let the professional handle it. Crazy John is ready and willing to finish this tonight. You could be eating stewed coyote for lunch tomorrow.

[gwb72tii]

Can't wait to see pictures of the empty bag when you wake up the next morning after the Coyote went to town on the Blunt Buffet.

too funny

[B_V]

This is going to be amazing.

[deutschman]

fuck. i cant wait to see what happens. wish i could take part. you should get some night vision goggles so you can do this at night! i bet that fucker will come out when your asleep. subscribed

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[blunttech]

fuck. i cant wait to see what happens. wish i could take part. you should get some night vision goggles so you can do this at night! i bet that fucker will come out when your asleep. subscribed
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i looked into night vision but i cant afford that shit right now. no doubt he will be here after dark but i will power up the "sun pro daylight activation grid" every 15 or 20 minutes in hope of catching him in the act. i cant run it very long as the citys street lights dim when i fire it up and vegetation is scorched in the woods

[Mtriple]

Dont tell Carl you're scorching the vegetation.

[joshuaaa]

personally, i hope your plan fails. and in the event you do get a kill. i hope the other coyotes watch from the distance and get revenge.

[Turf1600]

Put a baby monitor in the bottom of the meat

[apexede30]

step 1. Get tylenol pm.
step 2. Grind tylenol pm into meat.
step 3. sleeping coyote trap.

[gazellebeigem3]

step 1. Get tylenol pm.
step 2. Grind tylenol pm into meat.
step 3. sleeping coyote trap.

thats exactly what i was thinking. at first i thought about poison but it would be bad news if a neighbors pet got into it. sleeping pills are a good compromise.

that way you could tie it up when its still sleeping, then waterboard the mother fucker with your dong when it comes to

[Ray Smoodiver]

Lace the meat with a sedative, so you can track it as it gets dopier and dopier, then catch it and starve it to death in your basement, pausing only to have sex with it, joeseph fritzl styles.

[SamE30e]

Ohhh I smell a good thread brewin.

Fuck em up Blunt.