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  • James21
    Advanced Member
    • Dec 2008
    • 165

    #1

    Woman attacks lesbian lover with sperm-filled syringe

    A Massachusetts woman has appeared in court on a domestic assault and battery rap after allegedly attempting to impregnate her wife with a plastic syringe containing her brother's sperm.

    Stephanie K Lighten, 26, of Pittsfield, was reportedly “all liquored up” when she made unwelcome advances towards her other half, 33-year-old Jennifer Lighten. Jennifer explained to officers that Stephanie "had been talking about trying to impregnate her for some time", and that she'd accordingly armed herself with a "turkey baster and her brother’s semen in a sealed container".

    The turkey baster was actually a "large syringe with a catheter tip", Lez Get Real clarifies, but whatever the implement in question, Jennifer told her partner "she didn’t want to get pregnant".

    Things at this point allegedly took a turn for the worse, as Stephanie "threw Jennifer on the couch, grabbed at her clothes and threatened to impregnate her".

    Lez Get Real continues: "Jennifer broke free, ran into the bathroom and locked the door. When Stephanie broke the bathroom door down, she hurt her wrist in the process, and Jennifer escaped when Stephanie went to get an ice pack from the freezer.

    "Jennifer attempted to get away in the couple’s SUV and as she tried to pull away, Stephanie jumped on the side of car and made Jennifer stop."

    Cue cops and a cuffing for the "intoxicated" Stephanie. Police confiscated the syringe "plus a container of semen and some aluminum foil, which was originally was used to hold the semen". Officers apparently confirmed the sperm was donated by Stephanie's bruv, Nicholas Lighten.

    Jennifer Lighten decided not to press a charge of assault with intent to rape, because "she did not believe Stephanie was going to sexually assault her with the syringe".

    Stephanie denied the remaining domestic assault and battery charge in Central Berkshire District Court. Judge Rita S Koenigs advised her to “refrain from abuse”, before releasing her on personal recognisance.

    Stephanie Lighten is scheduled to appear in in court on 29 April for a pre-trial hearing
  • 325Projectz
    E30 Mastermind
    • Jan 2005
    • 1956

    #2
    link to news article?
    91 m3

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    • TDE30
      R3V OG
      • Feb 2008
      • 7042

      #3
      And I thought I was the only one.

      There's a sigh of relief.
      - Trey

      E90 325i/6 (ZSP, ZPP, ZCW)
      E36 325i sedan
      E30 325i sedan
      Volvo 945T

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      • 325Projectz
        E30 Mastermind
        • Jan 2005
        • 1956

        #4
        got it - http://www.theregister.co.uk/2009/03..._insemination/
        91 m3

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        • karzrtoyz
          80's Progeny
          • May 2005
          • 1237

          #5
          Crazy lesbos..,

          Transaction feedback:http://www.r3vlimited.com/board/show...ight=karzrtoyz

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          • Wh33lhop
            R3V OG
            • Feb 2009
            • 11705

            #6
            That's taking "butch" to a whole new level.
            paint sucks

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            • DatUtahGuy
              No R3VLimiter
              • Jan 2007
              • 3146

              #7
              pics or it didn't happen

              wait, shit, that doesn't apply.

              I bet you they are both ugly as sin.
              YOUTUBE: AR Perez
              - - -
              If lucky, the E36 will die peacefully, in its natural habitat, and be given the prestigious honor of donating its parts to an E30

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              • george graves
                I waste 90% of my day here and all I got was this stupid title
                • Oct 2003
                • 19986

                #8
                Originally posted by Matt-B
                hey does anyone know anyone who gets upset and makes electronics?

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                • h0lmes

                  #9
                  Would you donate semen to your lesbian sister?

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                  • daniel
                    R3V OG
                    • Jul 2007
                    • 6703

                    #10
                    this is them
                    http://instagram.com/dslovn.drives

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                    • learningcurve86
                      Mod Crazy
                      • May 2008
                      • 715

                      #11
                      this is a crime that i never really contemplated before. -> does anyone else feel like its crazy how fast things are changing?

                      on a side note: Stephanie really needs some therapy (as well as jail time)... b/c thats just.. twisted.
                      Greg

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                      • nando
                        Moderator
                        • Nov 2003
                        • 34827

                        #12
                        man, porn-lesbians are hot and everything, but in real life that has gotta suck. Living with one woman is crazy enough, can you imagine living with two!!??
                        Build thread

                        Bimmerlabs

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                        • Liam
                          Mod Crazy
                          • Mar 2009
                          • 753

                          #13
                          In the immortal words of someone in here:

                          Jeasustittyfuckingchrist.

                          One more reason to never leave the house, it's getting crazier out there by the minute.
                          I'm Not Right in the Head | Random Rants and other Nonsense1st Order Logic Failure: Association fallacy, this type of fallacy can be expressed as (∃xS : φ(x)) → (∀xS : φ(x)), meaning "if there exists any x in the set S so that a property φ is true for x, then for all x in S the property φ must be true".

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                          • E30SPDFRK
                            Moderator
                            • Jul 2007
                            • 5689

                            #14
                            Lez Get Real continues: "Jennifer broke free, ran into the bathroom and locked the door. When Stephanie broke the bathroom door down, she hurt her wrist in the process, and Jennifer escaped when Stephanie went to get an ice pack from the freezer.
                            Byron
                            Leichtbau

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                            • accident
                              R3V OG
                              • Sep 2008
                              • 7303

                              #15
                              Originally posted by nando
                              man, porn-lesbians are hot and everything, but in real life that has gotta suck. Living with one woman is crazy enough, can you imagine living with two!!??
                              this.

                              Originally posted by ROLLingKING
                              i have a bronzit and plan on making it look sweet.
                              Originally posted by slammin.e28
                              Moral of this story?

                              If you drive your e30 on stairs, you're gonna have a bad time.

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