i recently started using keybank since they offered a free student credit card and checking. and by signing up for those and online banking and online statements, i would receive a free ipod. this was about 5 months ago. i have not yet received my ipod. anyone have any troubles with them similar to this?
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opened bank account to get an ipod? that's baller. All I got was a keychain and a mug :( from my local bank.
Are you sure they're not shipping it from Latvia? there seems to be this problem with ETA from that country. -
yahh keybank sucks a fat one. i recommend nobody uses them. all i wanted was a 2gig ipod for free. and now im stressin about trying to get a hold of someone who actually can help me out at the bank.Comment
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I signed up 2 years ago and never got my ipod. Scam.Comment
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They're based out of a shack in Nigeria. Good luck.tasty
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Put your money in JPMorgan Chase.. safest bank there is right nowComment
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Fuck Key Bank.
Those needledick bastards can suck my cats asshole.
Predatory practices, flat fucking LYING, bullshit everywhere.
Fuck Key Bank.
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Thanks for 10 years of fun!Comment
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How in the fuck does a free credit card work?Comment
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Well for one its owned by the same funds as the federal reserve... and this might do it:
It was back in 2006 when Dawn Kopecki reported in BusinessWeek Online in a piece titled “Intelligence Czar Can Waive SEC Rules”, which read:
“President George W. Bush has bestowed on his [then] intelligence czar, John Negroponte, broad authority, in the name of national security, to excuse publicly traded companies from their usual accounting and securities-disclosure obligations. Notice of the development came in a brief entry in the Federal Register, dated May 5, 2006, that was opaque to the untrained eye.” What this means is that if JPMorgan is deemed to be integral to US National Security, they could be ‘legally’ excused from reporting their true financial condition.
The entry in the Federal Register is described as follows:
“The memo Bush signed on May 5, which was published seven days later in the Federal Register, had the unrevealing title "Assignment of Function Relating to Granting of Authority for Issuance of Certain Directives: Memorandum for the Director of National Intelligence." In the document, Bush addressed Negroponte, saying: ‘I hereby assign to you the function of the President under section 13(b)(3)(A) of the Securities Exchange Act of 1934, as amended.’ A trip to the statute books showed that the amended version of the 1934 act states that "with respect to matters concerning the national security of the United States," the President or the head of an Executive Branch agency may exempt companies from certain critical legal obligations. These obligations include keeping accurate ‘books, records, and accounts’ and maintaining ‘a system of internal accounting controls sufficient’ to ensure the propriety of financial transactions and the preparation of financial statements in compliance with generally accepted accounting principles.”Comment
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was hoping more people would read :(Comment
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like its offered as free being that it doesnt have any yearly costs or sign up fees. and i needed a company that offered something guarenteed since it was my first credit card.
but keybank call me this morning and they are shipping my ipod now. they tried to say it was a error that i didnt receive it months ago. cheap skatin bastards.Comment
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