My neighbor asked me if i wanted a quick blow job

[euro3]

He probably saw the picture of you spooning with another dude.

[blunttech]

which neighbor and house?

hes not an next door neighbor. his names john and he lives in margaret circle. if you go to the end of my cul de sac and take a right its up in that area. if i were gay id probably do him. hes a good looking guy with timeless hair like mine. ill be back, im going to look at myself in the mirror for a while

[Turf1600]

I'm not sure why you accpeted the blow job and are now asking questions later?

[blunttech]

I'm not sure why you accpeted the blow job and are now asking questions later?

lets keep our personal escapades out of this thread. i accepted it because you felt you had to prove to me you had overcome your gag reflex.
back on topic please

[Peterkaczynski]

lol would read again

[Massive Lee]

... if you go to the end of my cul-de-sac...

He, he. A litteral translation would be ass-of-bag, but the intention is bottom of the bag, for a dead end.

Very interesting semantic, and quite appropriate for the subject. Pretty sure that Blunt hides to us he has a major in litterature and that once in a while he shoves us with subliminal grammar delicacies...

Good job.

[Optimator]

I'm sure you misheard him. You need to turn the gain up on your Beltone.

[Farbin Kaiber]

He, he. A litteral translation would be ass-of-bag, but the intention is bottom of the bag, for a dead end.

Very interesting semantic, and quite appropriate for the subject. Pretty sure that Blunt hides to us he has a major in litterature and that once in a while he shoves us with subliminal grammar delicacies...

Good job.

No, it's simply that us US citizens don't know enough french to really know what the fancy name for a street that deadends into a circle drive is called.

[jflip2002]

I thought this was going to be some old hag, slut, female neighbor. When Optimator keeps offering me blow jobs, I usually just compromise and let him lick my asshole. Maybe this is the explanation for you? Maybe he just knows you guys are cool enough to joke about it. I give my buddy a ride to school to save on gas, and I always tell him it'll cost a blow job (Though I dont offer to give, rather recieve).

Heres the solution: If he offers again, take him up on it. If he gets on his knees, kick him in his face. If he doesnt, it was a joke.

[blunttech]

I realized right off the bat it was no fabrication, I visualized the whole situation and could not stop laughing. You seem like one of those people that always seem to find themselves in one of these situations. Like the people that actively listen to bums talking about the apocolypse.

there is some truth to this. while i like this dude and im not even certain he was serious it had a creepy feel to it. i have found i have very good skills at judging a persons character.im never wrong. people can hide their true agenda for a while but time always outs them.
i do have a hard time being rude to people in real life. its hard to blow someone off ,no pun intended, so i do find myself listening to peoples shit that others would just say "fuck off" and walk away. i think the fact im friends with hughjass proves this point

[blunttech]

I thought this was going to be some old hag, slut, female neighbor. When Optimator keeps offering me blow jobs, I usually just compromise and let him lick my asshole. Maybe this is the explanation for you? Maybe he just knows you guys are cool enough to joke about it. I give my buddy a ride to school to save on gas, and I always tell him it'll cost a blow job (Though I dont offer to give, rather recieve).

Heres the solution: If he offers again, take him up on it. If he gets on his knees, kick him in his face. If he doesnt, it was a joke.

what about if he gets on his knees let him complete the task, then kick him in the face??? i used to do this to chicks but i used a claw hammer

[jflip2002]

Lol, thats fucking genius. I should have thought about that. If he has a mustache, though, its kinda gay. If hes up for wearing a wig and lipstick, its even better.... A friend told me.

[Optimator]

If he has a mustache, though, its kinda gay.

True. You can bet your boots that he will likely wipe your tip on his mustachioed upper lip, and there's no amount of closing your eyes and pretending it's a woman that will help you. On the plus side, men probably know technique far better than most women. Take jfag2002 for example, he hits all of the erogenous zones with his powerful mitts while sucking me dry.

[blunttech]

Lol, thats fucking genius. I should have thought about that. If he has a mustache, though, its kinda gay. If hes up for wearing a wig and lipstick, its even better.... A friend told me.

no mustache . he actually resembles me but of course is not as attractive. close but not quite as thats a pretty hard goal to achieve. he has hair just like mine but brunette,. you seem to show some interest flip.. i could take some covert pics like graciellas if you like.

[expressfish]

great stuff