My neighbor asked me if i wanted a quick blow job

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  • BeLzEbUb58
    Advanced Member
    • Apr 2010
    • 112
    #76
    Originally posted by Wh33lhop
    You are gay.
    Wh33lhop typed as he sat in his pink sweats with "JUICY COUTURE" printed on the back.

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      • playtimeover
        Noobie
        • Nov 2010
        • 7
        #77
        Hahahahaha. It is just okay if a girl asked me that way. Lol. :D

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          • Optimator
            E30 Fanatic
            • Aug 2008
            • 1396
            #78
            Originally posted by BeLzEbUb58
            Wh33lhop typed as he sat in his pink sweats with "JUICY COUTURE" printed on the back.
            Wh33lhop is a style-challenged homeless man, not a 16 year old girl.

            Also, the word you were searching for was implied, not inferred. Few things blow right up my skirt besides improper diction.
            -OVULATOR (as named by jflip2002)

            Past Cars: Schwarz 1990 325i-2 (crashed), Calypsorot 1991 325i-2 Sport (rear ended)
            Now: Blake-stitched mediocrity :(

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              • Farbin Kaiber
                Lil' Puppet
                • Jul 2007
                • 29502
                #79
                I could blow some diction up your skirt if you'd like, afterwards, I'm having some tension around the T5 level, what would you suggest?

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                  • Optimator
                    E30 Fanatic
                    • Aug 2008
                    • 1396
                    #80
                    Originally posted by Farbin Kaiber
                    I'm having some tension around the T5 level, what would you suggest?
                    Some seriously dank ass BC nugs, followed by a fresh churned butter sandwich dusted with a little bit of toasted cinnamon.
                    -OVULATOR (as named by jflip2002)

                    Past Cars: Schwarz 1990 325i-2 (crashed), Calypsorot 1991 325i-2 Sport (rear ended)
                    Now: Blake-stitched mediocrity :(

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                      • Wh33lhop
                        R3V OG
                        • Feb 2009
                        • 11705
                        #81
                        Originally posted by BeLzEbUb58
                        Wh33lhop typed as he sat in his pink sweats with "JUICY COUTURE" printed on the back.
                        Severely homophobic man who is apparently a fashion aficionado... sorry buddy but all signs point to gay.
                        paint sucks

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                          • HarryPotter
                            No R3VLimiter
                            • Jan 2010
                            • 3642
                            #82
                            Originally posted by Optimator
                            Some seriously dank ass BC nugs, followed by a fresh churned butter sandwich dusted with a little bit of toasted cinnamon.
                            mmmmmmmmmm salivating.


                            "Its preparations are concealed, not published. Its mistakes are buried not headlined. Its dissenters are silenced, not praised. No expenditure is questioned, no rumor is printed, no secret is revealed."

                            John F. Kennedy

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                              • CreamE30
                                E30 Enthusiast
                                • Mar 2008
                                • 1177
                                #83
                                Hhahahaa when I first read the title of this thread i thought it said "my neighbor asked me if i wanted a blowj... oh..
                                <---Goodnight, sweet prince

                                Eat well, stay fit, die anyway.



                                Originally posted by Brandon12V
                                unlikely. too many e46 guys craving Big Fucking Cock

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                                  • Need4Speed1299
                                    Advanced Member
                                    • Oct 2007
                                    • 119
                                    #84
                                    Quick? Like how quick?

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                                      • ck_taft325is
                                        R3V OG
                                        • Sep 2007
                                        • 6880
                                        #85
                                        I'm just here for the ga... aw fuck it.
                                        Need a part? PM me.

                                        Get your Bass on. Luke's r3v Boxes are here: http://www.r3vlimited.com/board/showthread.php?t=198123

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                                          • BeLzEbUb58
                                            Advanced Member
                                            • Apr 2010
                                            • 112
                                            #86
                                            Originally posted by Optimator
                                            Wh33lhop is a style-challenged homeless man, not a 16 year old girl.

                                            Also, the word you were searching for was implied, not inferred. Few things blow right up my skirt besides improper diction.
                                            JESUS H. CHRIST! You are right, I infer, you imply.

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                                              • joshh
                                                R3V OG
                                                • Aug 2004
                                                • 6195
                                                #87
                                                Where the hell is Blunt I was looking forward to some creative writing.
                                                Your signature picture has been removed since it contained the Photobucket "upgrade your account" image.

                                                "I cannot undertake to lay my finger on that article of the Constitution which granted a right to Congress of expending, on objects of benevolence, the money of their constituents. Charity is no part of the legislative duty of the [federal] government." ~ James Madison

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                                                  • BeLzEbUb58
                                                    Advanced Member
                                                    • Apr 2010
                                                    • 112
                                                    #88
                                                    Originally posted by Wh33lhop
                                                    Severely homophobic man who is apparently a fashion aficionado... sorry buddy but all signs point to gay.
                                                    I'm not homophobic, I responded to YOUR post.

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                                                      • vlad
                                                        Banned
                                                        • Dec 2003
                                                        • 0
                                                        #89
                                                        I found this pic and it look like...

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