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  • JPL
    Mod Crazy
    • May 2005
    • 774

    #61
    Originally posted by Mtriple
    I've never been to Haiti.
    lol
    Originally posted by Hawt drift chick
    Yeah, i'm a good dude i swear, i just like to be balls to the wall.

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    • mr.vang
      R3V Elite
      • May 2010
      • 4371

      #62
      anybody want a quick blow job?
      Bought parts from me before? leave your feedback here

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      • T Verdier
        R3VLimited
        • Aug 2007
        • 2636

        #63
        Originally posted by Victell
        gay dudes are cool with me.


        To blunt: have you establish a kind of relationship with this guy, were you guys could joke like that? If you haven't then he really wants you inside of him! Does this make any sense?
        I joke with a friend at work all the time about gay shit but we have established that it's just jokes. Today he bought me a hot dog, I told him I loved my Wienner slathered with mayo!
        Last edited by T Verdier; 11-04-2010, 08:15 PM.

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        • F34R
          sLaughter
          • May 2009
          • 12390

          #64
          Why are you even asking about this? If you did not want anything close to homo relations then tell him that if he makes a move again.
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          • T Verdier
            R3VLimited
            • Aug 2007
            • 2636

            #65
            Originally posted by E30 F34R
            Why are you even asking about this? If you did not want anything close to homo relations then tell him that if he makes a move again.
            Then drift a full circle around him!

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            • F34R
              sLaughter
              • May 2009
              • 12390

              #66
              Originally posted by T Verdier
              Then drift a full circle around him!
              He lives too far away.
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              • BeLzEbUb58
                Advanced Member
                • Apr 2010
                • 112

                #67
                Tell him to give you an example of what he inferred: Hold a .357 Magnum in his mouth and if he enjoys giving it oral too much, return the favor and give him a blow job, pull the trigger and blow his brains out.

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                • jasonsnoddy
                  E30 Mastermind
                  • Feb 2010
                  • 1900

                  #68
                  Originally posted by BeLzEbUb58
                  Tell him to give you an example of what he inferred: Hold a .357 Magnum in his mouth and if he enjoys giving it oral too much, return the favor and give him a blow job, pull the trigger and blow his brains out.
                  Cool dude


                  Originally posted by stewie30luvr
                  ooo cause i was fixing my chain tensioner and there was a black widow on the radiator so i killed it
                  Originally posted by JakeP
                  with a coathanger

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                  • Dj Buttchug
                    R3V OG
                    • Jun 2010
                    • 7623

                    #69
                    this shit is GAYYYY

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                    • T Verdier
                      R3VLimited
                      • Aug 2007
                      • 2636

                      #70
                      Originally posted by BeLzEbUb58
                      Tell him to give you an example of what he inferred: Hold a .357 Magnum in his mouth and if he enjoys giving it oral too much, return the favor and give him a blow job, pull the trigger and blow his brains out.
                      Wow, that's not cool man.

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                      • joshh
                        R3V OG
                        • Aug 2004
                        • 6195

                        #71
                        Originally posted by blunt
                        youre welcome but this was not fabricated for a laugh. this is real life shit. all my life i have been fag bait, especially when i was younger. i had to leave key west when i was in my 20s because so many twinks were hitting on me. i would have made a great homo i think. except im not attracted to the ballbag, and i think thats the essence of being a good homo. i just wished as many women were attracted to me as homos when i was single


                        According to your logic, you don't have to like the ball bag for him to suck your cock. Wouldn't that only make him a homo? If memory serves, this is pretty much how you think when on here anyways.




                        Back to reality...
                        This just isn't something a friend jokes about without some seriousness to it. Not in that way at least.
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                        • scabzzzz
                          Estado de mierda de encargo
                          • Jul 2007
                          • 6870

                          #72
                          Originally posted by joshh
                          According to your logic, you don't have to like the ball bag for him to suck your cock. Wouldn't that only make him a homo? If memory serves, this is pretty much how you think when on here anyways.




                          Back to reality...
                          This just isn't something a friend jokes about without some seriousness to it. Not in that way at least.
                          go back to your section of the r3v ok? please?

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                          • BeLzEbUb58
                            Advanced Member
                            • Apr 2010
                            • 112

                            #73
                            Originally posted by T Verdier
                            Wow, that's not cool man.
                            Butt seriously, I would not advocate any oral on a gun barrel. Not even anal. It would probably hurt too much and the dude would have to use ASSpercream to sooth the pain.

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                            • BrooklynMW
                              E30 Fanatic
                              • Apr 2010
                              • 1263

                              #74
                              Originally posted by blunt
                              if you go to the end of my cul de sac and take a right its up in that area.

                              Well, that sounds like a pretty open invitation to me.

                              Spread em, Blunt!
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                              • Wh33lhop
                                R3V OG
                                • Feb 2009
                                • 11705

                                #75
                                Originally posted by BeLzEbUb58
                                Tell him to give you an example of what he inferred: Hold a .357 Magnum in his mouth and if he enjoys giving it oral too much, return the favor and give him a blow job, pull the trigger and blow his brains out.
                                You are gay.
                                paint sucks

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