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[JPE30]

lol, this is going to get fun....

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hello out there
You: OMG HAI
You: so this is the internet
You: AMAZING
Stranger: this is indeed the internet
You: NOTICE TO CHATTER: In accordance with the Terms of Service you have accepted to use this chat client, this conversation has been monitored and recorded by the Child Internet Service Protection Agency, as licensed by the Child Online Privacy Protection Act (COPPA). You are receiving this notice due to a potential violation of US law. Your IP address has been recorded and sent to the Federal Bureau of Investigation, who will review the chat log and request all available contact information from your Internet Service Provider, and will pursue a criminal investigation if necessary. If you believe this chat session was logged in error, please contact your local FBI office within 24 hours and quote the reference number #21789731-0343.
You have disconnected.

[Collin]

Stranger: hello

You: HOWDY

Stranger: enthusiastic?

You: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR ENTHUSIASM

Stranger: FAB!

Stranger: Where are you from?

You: THE INTERNET

You: AND YOURSELF

Stranger: haha... is it nice living in the internet? I expect it is warm?

You: EXPENSIVE AND MY NEIGHBORS ARE ASSHOLES

You: HOBBIES, YOURS, TELL THEM TO ME

Stranger: ah... thats not so good... my hobbies are F1 and Rugby

Stranger: yours?

You: I ENJOY LARPING AND JASON STATHAMS ABS

Stranger: that sounds fun

You: ANTILOCK BRAKING SYSTEM

You: IT IS

Stranger: I know what ABS is... I just failed my driving test

You: I BET HIS BRAKES NEVER LOCK UP

You: WHY DID YOU FAIL

Stranger: Dunno... I'm not very good... I've taken my test 8 times now

You: YOU MUST HAVE KILLED 8 PEOPLE TO FAIL THAT MANY TIMES

Stranger: nah, I ran over this lady once, but she only had a broken leg... no deaths as of yet

You: I SAW A GUY GET HIT BY A CAR YESTERDAY

Stranger: wow! Was I driving?

You: ARE YOU A 350 LBS BLACK GUY?

Stranger: erm... no...

You: THEN IT WAS PROBABLY SOMEONE ELSE

Stranger: probably

You: UNLESS

Stranger: unless?

You: DO YOU OWN A 350 LBS BLACK GUY SUIT?

Stranger: YES! Yes I do! But I wasn't wearing it yesterday

You: THATS SO WEIRD CAUSE I MAKE FAT BLACK GUY SUITS

Stranger: really? Maybe I bought ti from your shop

You: DID YOU PURCHASE YOURS FROM FATSCHWARZ LLC?

You: WE'RE A LIMITED LIABILITY CORPORATION OUT OF FT. LAUDERDALE FLORIDA

You: ARE YOU FROM THE FOREIGN INTRONAUGHTS?

Stranger: yes

Stranger: I'm co.uk

You: GO UK

You: I enjoy your car show

Stranger: really?

Stranger: Top Gear?

You: and throwing your tea off boats

Stranger: do we do that?

You: yes, top gear is quite popular here

You: we did that

You: in 1774

You: in boston

He left shortly thereafter

[JPE30]

Uhhhh, what?


Stranger: hey
Stranger: asl?
You: 18/f/FL
You: u?
Stranger: 16/f/fl
You: thats hot
Stranger: ?
wwhat part
You: wanna scissor?
Stranger: surre
Stranger: NOTICE TO CHATTER: In accordance with the Terms of Service you have accepted to use this chat client, this conversation has been monitored and recorded by the Child Internet Service Protection Agency, as licensed by the Child Online Privacy Protection Act (COPPA). You are receiving this notice due to a potential violation of US law. Your IP address has been recorded and sent to the Federal Bureau of Investigation, who will review the chat log and request all available contact information from your Internet Service Provider, and will pursue a criminal investigation if necessary. If you believe this chat session was logged in error, please contact your local FBI office within 24 hours and quote the reference number #21789731-0343.
You: lol

[muppet]

Stranger: hi
You: hello
Stranger: asl?
You: r3v?
Stranger: what?
You: nm.
You: 14/f/wa
You: you?
Stranger: 18, male
Stranger: wanna see my penis?
You: how big?
Stranger: big enough ;)
You: *chris hanson comes around the corner*
Stranger: oh hi chris
You: "please take a seat..."
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[5spoke]

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hello
Stranger: hi
Stranger: whats the action
You: swimming
Stranger: you cant be swimming
You: indeed i am
Stranger: no!
You: yes!
Stranger: no you arnt
You: and why not?
Stranger: my hands flew up in the air when i read that!
You: i can bring a laptop to the pool?
Stranger: itll get all wet and sticky
You: is that illegal?
Stranger: ......
Stranger: it should be
You: im swimming
Stranger: isnt it too cold
You: its 70 where I am
You: just warm enough
Stranger: like florida or something
You: perhaps
Stranger: is it a public pool
You: nope
You: it is a private pool
Stranger: youre not in a damn pool
You: haha
You: not physically
You: but mentally im swimming
Stranger: in what
You: with morgan freeman
Stranger: wow....
Stranger: theres aids in there now
You: geesh
You: i must cleanse myself immediately
Your conversational partner has disconnected

[mattdk318i]

im waiting to connect with one of you fuckers lol

[deutschman]

how the hell do you post this much danny!
3,805
9 posts per day!
thats some dedication man.

[xwill112x]

lulz


Stranger: bananas
You: dicks
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Desaevious]

I hope Blunt has a few hours free tomorrow.

[george graves]

I hope Blunt has a few hours free tomorrow.

[Scarlet_Pimpernel]

haha... the stranger i was talkin to said.. hi then diisconected.

[Aptyp]

lol
i got a 22/F/CA and she wanted to webcam for me...


I asked if she was a hippo and she disconnected :-(

[Danny]

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: sup brah
You: balls
Stranger: (no homo)
You: (homo)
Stranger: shit
Stranger: but at what cost?
You: wanna hang out?
Stranger: dunno
Stranger: spoon pic?
You: you know what to do
Stranger: ya brah
You: a/sl?
Stranger: 19/m/wa
You: Do you leik mudkipz?
Stranger: i like caturday
You: Asl?
Stranger: you?
You: 13/f/ri
Stranger: o rly
You: No
Stranger: hai chris hansen
You: No
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[kimmelks]

wtf, its like just walking up to some random ass person and starting a conversation
akwaaaarrrrdd

[aschroeder92]

Copied from BFCOT I thought I'd spread the word.

https://www.omegle.com

Many lulz are to be had there.