Best website evar

[ArborAnosmic]

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[Justin B]

I found someone in Canada with an 89 325is from bimmerforums. hahah awesome.

[gazellebeigem3]

who did i talk about going back in time on my mustache ride powered time machine, and having our way with dead first ladies? they said r3v

[ArborAnosmic]

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[Peterkaczynski]

^lmao

[Justin B]

oh this is great...
You: we never quit
You: r3v
You: r3v is an infeccctiiion
You: it spreads like a disease
Stranger: what is this r3v shit ?
You: lmao
You: euro
You: e30
You: = r3v
Stranger: u guys are pedos


nobody wants to deal with us anymore lmao

[Justin B]

lol...

You: wtf is tumblr
You: r3v!
You: E30
Stranger: oh god u waffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffless wont quit
You: LOL
You: HARRO!
Stranger: misc mother fuckers

[Collin]

The wonders that anonymity provides:

Stranger: hello

You: hello

Stranger: how do you do

You: are you on the internet?

Stranger: whats the internet

You: im sorry introwebz

Stranger: oh yeah of course i am

You: congratulations

You: where can I google?

Stranger: they have that for computers now i tink

Stranger: think

You: I got mine on CD rom

Stranger: oh google no longer exists

Stranger: they got shut down a while back

You: Oh, I shouldve taken better care of the CD

Stranger: yeah, that might be the last known copy around

You: Well yours

You: could you burn me a copy?

You: mine may be broken

Stranger: i dont have a copy

You: burn me one

You: with fire

Stranger: and wood?

You: no, plastic

You: preferably from old toothbrushes

Stranger: burning plastic stinks

You: it gets me dizzy

Stranger: i enjoy it

You: like the smell of gasoline

You: or your own farts

Stranger: after eating eggs

You: with hot sauce

Stranger: dutch oven all day long

You: i farted today and it made me gag

Stranger: those are the best kind

You: that must be what parents feel on the first day of kindergarten

You: pride

Stranger: haha

You: I should have lit that with fire and wood

Stranger: i shit meself in kindergarten

Edit:
Stranger: donde esta la biblioteca?
You: LO FOR I AM BEGAT
You: BEGAT OF SALT ON A PLAIN BEYOND YOUR UNDERSTANDING MORTAL
You: FEAR MY DREAD ARMIES
You: THEY RISE AS TIDES TO SWALLOW YOUR CITIES
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Justin B]

hahahah... I said r3v owns j0! to somoene, they laughed and d/ced :( anybody here?

[JasonC]

I got rickrolled...

Stranger: We're no strangers to love
You know the rules and so do I

Stranger: A full commitment's what I'm thinking of
You wouldn't get this from any other guy

Stranger: I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand


Stranger: NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP

Stranger: NEVER GONNA LET YOU DOWN

You: RICK?


Stranger: NEVER GONNA RUN AROUND AND DESERT YOU

Stranger: CE?

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Ral]

Stranger: a
You: s
Stranger: s
You: h
Stranger: o
You: l
Stranger: e

[Ral]

Stranger: hi
You: hi!
You: like OMG! This is Soo COOLL!!!
Stranger: shit

[Peterkaczynski]

Stranger: hi
You: nice!
Stranger: yeah
You: whats up stranger
Stranger: ehh, not much
You: asl
Stranger: how'd you hear about this site?
You: on a forum lol
You: how about you?
Stranger: what forum...
You: r3v and bfc
You: dun dun duuuuuuuuuuuuuun
Stranger: you're fucking shitting me
You: ahahah no
You: how about you
Stranger: r3v is on another tab right now
You: ahahah
You: i <3 r3v
Stranger: dammit
You: hahaha
You: i want to find some funny people
You: not more e30 lovers
Stranger: yeah, I know.. it's a bunch of damn broke dudes

[ArborAnosmic]

You: r3v?

Stranger: ?

You: nvm

Stranger: ?

You: cars?

Stranger: ?

Stranger: asl

Stranger: lsa

You: ?

Stranger: j

You: i iz russin

Stranger: no

You: i iz not?

Stranger: no

You: wat iz i then?

Stranger: dumb
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Jparkr]

alittle better

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: r3
You: v
Stranger: heyy
You: whats up
Stranger: nmu
You: nothing bored
Stranger: me 2
You: awesome
You: glad to hear it
Stranger: no
You: haha
You: build something
Stranger: i'm gonna build my pipe fully packed
You: cool, mix in some coke
Stranger: hell no
You: do it
Stranger: it feels like its laced tho
Stranger: i'm not tired
You: ill shoot up some heroin and you do some coke.
Stranger: k
You: then ill get some hookers
Stranger: sick
Stranger: i'll see you in a few
Your conversational partner has disconnected.