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[myinfernalbmw]

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You: Hot.
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[s0urce]

Wow, new favorite website:

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Stranger: CE?
You: sausage
Stranger: *Rapes you*
You: It's not rape when I enjoy it.
Stranger: *cuts off your dick*
You: oh baby, that turns me on
You: Do my balls next
Stranger: *puts hand where dick use to be*
You: Stroke the air
Stranger: *bites dick hole*
You: *blasts massive bloody load onto your pearly whites*
Stranger: sexy
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[TexasTerp]

You: r3v?
Stranger: yes
You: really?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: i am a reverend

[GaryE30]

stranger: Hi

you: R3v?

Stranger: Im new - r3v?

Stranger: Just figured out asl

stranger: What is r3v

you: God's chariot's place

stranger: Huh

you: Let's see if you remember well... A/s/l?

Stranger: Probably too old for this game

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bahaha

[GaryE30]

Stranger: Ahoy ahoy!
You: bonjour
Stranger: Cava?
You: shit... uh hello
Stranger: Hey! How's things with you?
You: not french
Stranger: Neither am I
Stranger: UK?
You: 'MERICA!
Stranger: Ah! Which state?
You: the best one
Stranger: California?
Stranger: No?
Stranger: If it isn't California pull back your original statement
Stranger: Suxorz
Stranger: You there?
Stranger: hellooooooooo
You: sorry, I was getting some from the misses.
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LoL!

[s0urce]

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You: sup cutie
You: no?
You: Fine biatch
Stranger: y hullo thar
You: internets?
Stranger: 0 for you sir
You: srs business?
You: r3v?
Stranger: Only
Stranger: wat
You: say yez to r3v
You: f1x3d.com?
Stranger: nou
You: asl
Stranger: 12 f ok
You: FAIL
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[davey101]

You: rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr3v vvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv vvvvvvvv
Stranger: If I had no arms, would you help me wipe?
You: i wud be you wipe!
Stranger: Thanks babe. <3
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[92 mtechnic cabrio]

Stranger: are you gay?
You: no, I'm not gay.
Stranger: why not
Stranger: why not?
You: I do not feel attracted to people of the same gender
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[pawi30]

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You: is you mind filled with lulz?
You: but you cant seem to let them escape?
You: well the i have the answer for you!!!!!
Stranger: I think that's an accurate description of what's happening here
You: r3v
You: r3v in the morning
You: r3v in the evening
You: r3v at SUPPER TIME
Stranger: so what you're suggesting is, succinctly, r3v
You: WHEN R3V IS ON THE INTERWEBS YOU CAN E#) ALLLLL THE TIME!!
You: e30
You: damn shift
You: i lose again
You: yes just r3v
Stranger: and yet your failure is of itself quite lulz
You: r3v r3v baby
You: thissaa way
You: thattlll way
You: GOT R3V and you KNOW IT

You: type in in you interwebs and throw it
Stranger: so if I wanted to learn more about this r3v, where would I go and what would I do?
You: r3vlimited.com
You: and e30 heaven is at you fingertips
You: what do you drive?
Stranger: a geo metro.
You: hmmm
You: with a turbo?
Stranger: negative.

[pawi30]

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Stranger: hi
You: huh
You: hell
Stranger: o
You: whats this all about anyway
You: i need to find out
Stranger: hahah i have no clue
You: whats really going on
Stranger: i dunno it just said to say hi
You: so then
Stranger: so i fif
Stranger: did*
You: hi is not enought
Stranger: ok whats up
You: i feel like there is more
Stranger: you have to make it up
You: beyond what u really see
You: hmmm
You: i have a black crayon in my box
You: and its next to the white one
Stranger: i like to use black crayons
You: but for some reason they get along
Stranger: and sharpies
You: i feel that you would
You: well why is there a r3v
Stranger: so are you metaphorically the black or the white crayon
You: methaphoricly im not a crayon dammit
Stranger: whats r3v
You: i am a similie
Stranger: hahaha ohh sorry
You: that smilies when i see an e30
You: SMILLY SMILLY SMILLY
You: my president is black and my beamer is too
Stranger: people used to call me "happy"
You: and then?
Stranger: i want a black beamer
You: i have one dammit
Stranger: i was in fourth grade...
You: e30 baby do it!
You: and then?
Stranger: ohhh
Stranger: well i will be happy again when i get one of those lol
You: one of those what?
You: go directly to r3v ... do not pass go
You: collect e30
You: no nothing left in the tank
You: you lose
You: ...
You: ..
You: .
You:
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[Ral]

You: yo dawg
Stranger: sup
You: werd
You: whats up wit u

[snip]

Stranger: what u up to there
You: chillin
Stranger: spring break?
You: and drinkin beer
You: nope
You: too old for that shit
Stranger: lol how old are u
You: 86
Stranger: you old as fuck son
You: respek yo elders son
You: call me sir
Stranger: what part of az you from sir
You: phoenix, kid
Stranger: you a suns fan sir
You: when they win
Stranger: lol not a loyal fan
You: nope
You: cardinals and d-backs ruined az sports for me
You: ever since both the cards got there and the d-backs sucked after the world series
Stranger: so youre an asshole who goes for winning teams
You: that's "asshole who goes for winning teams, sir" fucker
Stranger: my bad i forget
You: lay off the weed then
You: i forgot shit too back in the 50s
Stranger: lol 50s
You: i'm getting tired, get off my lawn
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[Desaevious]

You: e30?
Stranger: e90?
You: bfc?
Stranger: crotchwank?
You: do not want
Stranger: do want do want
You: /b/?
Stranger: /b/ is suck
You: /b/ is for sick fucks
You: r3v is better
You: go there
Stranger: never heard of r3v
You: now you have

You: e30?
Stranger: yes
You: then what is e30?
You: 10 seconds or you're wikipeding it
You: 9
You: 8
Stranger: it's a letter followed by a number
You: truth
You: wiki it later then
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My favorite:

Stranger: :)
You: e30?
Stranger: ph?
You: no, i am not interested in your acidity levels
Stranger: tard
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[dirty30]

I just realized how small the world actually is. That was my first try and got someone from BFC.

[dirty30]

wow...just wow



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Stranger: SHEEP!
You: DEFICATE
You: alot
Stranger: inside me
You: woah, from r3v?
Stranger: lolz
Stranger: bfc
You: HAHA ...........
Stranger: bmw weirdo ftmfw

[daniel]

i cant believe i just read through all those.