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[E30_fiend]

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: hey

Stranger: puppies!

Stranger: I fucking love puppies, do you love fucking puppies?

You: yes puppies are fuckin loveable

Stranger: But are they loving fuckable?

You: yeah

You: the bigger ones at east

Stranger: You are into beastality.

You: least*

Stranger: That is sick. I'm telling your mother.

You: ok. her name is margarate

Stranger: I know.

You: ok

Stranger: So how are you.

Stranger: On this fine, beastality evening.

You: good. i feel violated

You: my dog started lickin the balls without asking

Stranger: Howcum.

Stranger: You left the peanut butter on them again huh

You: there must have been some residue

Stranger: Quite possibly.

You: very well may have been

Stranger: According to my calculations, it is true.

You: hmmm. so what else do dogs liek??

You: actually no, im interested in llamas now. what do they like to lick

Stranger: Cucumbers.

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[Fidhle007]

Stranger: Agent 46?
You: Agent 47 actually
Stranger: I have an important message for you
You: I killed 46
You: because he ate my donut
You: but go on...
Stranger: You have gone rogue
Stranger: I am sorry
Stranger: he has gone rogue.
Stranger: Nevermind that's not important
Stranger: you will take his place
You: Ooh
You: fun!
Stranger: Now
You: Sinapore again?
Stranger: I need the secret password
You: Or Helsinky?
Stranger: before I give the message
You: Oh right
You: the secert password
You: I think it was "We're no strangers to love, you know the rules and so do I"
Stranger: crap where did I put that piece of paper
Stranger: nevermind
Stranger: it's not important
You: It never is
Stranger: the urgent news is Cuba is going to invade florida
You: This is news?
Stranger: yes
You: It's been happening for years
Stranger: where is agent 73?
You: He's getting blown in the mens room
You: and I'm NOT interrupting that
You: he'll be done shortly though
Stranger: we have intel to believe he is working for the cuban
Stranger: s
You: someones working HIS cuban right now
Stranger: you must find a semi full of cuban cigars
You: and smoke the whole batch?
You: it's going to be a good weekend...
Stranger: and drive it to the corner of farley
You: This I can do
Stranger: right next to the post office
You: Ok
Stranger: behind the tgi fridays..
You: Can I get a burger first?
You: I'm hungry
Stranger: sure
You: Ok, cool
Stranger: I get gassy there
Stranger: but thats not important
You: yeah, it happens to the best of us
Stranger: angent 47
You: yes?
Stranger: I have reason to believe this line is being trace
Stranger: fairwell
You: live long and prosper
Stranger: and stop nailing my wife agent 53
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[Rion]

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Stranger: b9
You: hit
Stranger: b10
You: hit you shunk my battle ship
Stranger: Jesus rollins
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[Moto-Mucci]

Stranger: i do no talk inglish
You: then why are you on here
Stranger: oneminut
You: are you using a translator
Stranger: yes
You: ...
Stranger: I talk to someone
You: sometimes the monkey in my pants throws ironing boards from our gay boat
You: would you agree?
Stranger: no
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[E30Idea]

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hello
Stranger: let's cyber
You: lol, like 5 years ago
Stranger: well i am hoping you are twelve so are you saying you cybered at age seven?
Stranger: that turns me the fuck on let's start
You: r3v?
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Blunt?

[Moto-Mucci]

hahaha

[thornado327i]

Connecting to server...
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: i miss u
You: me say hi
You: me like chat
Stranger: it's been 3 years
You: me listen to your fantasies
You: you go on with them
Stranger: s that all you can say to me?
Stranger: is*
You: me can say more
Stranger: after all we been through
Stranger: you told me I was the only one
You: you were
You: back then
Stranger: they should make that a fucking soap opera
You: me switched to goat and canibalism
Stranger: ok?
You: possibly same time
Stranger: ok
You: now you confess!
You: me listen
You: my goat went shopping
You: have some time
Stranger: you dont spike englis write
Stranger: xD
You: me speaks english best in my village
Stranger: my gerbil went to hospital :(
Stranger: oh, wrili?
You: what species is gerbil?
Stranger: it dai
Stranger: gerbil is ....... a mouse
You: too small to me abuse it
You: will fall apart
Stranger: haha
You: my village has internets now
You: it is coal powered
You: giv me moneys
Stranger: and i'm from mars
You: need to go to america
Stranger: why?
You: they has internets without coal
You: and we don't has much coal left
You: me has nightmares of poor transfer
You: moneys?
Stranger: what?
Stranger: gues what
You: lunch?
You: guessed?
Stranger: no
You: ummm
You: goat?
You: new goat?
You: better smelling
You: ?
Stranger: no :''D
Stranger: my babybrother is sick and no i'm too
Stranger: and tomorrow we go to mars
You: maybe you downloaded virus
You: is mars in america
Stranger: no
You: ?
You: me love america
Stranger: it's ocean
You: me go there one day
Stranger: mars
Stranger: wrealy?
You: but me needs moneys
Stranger: and what do you like?
You: me like goat
Stranger: i can give u a goat!
Stranger: i have 6
You: i also have sex
You: do they have sex in america?
Stranger: OH YES!
You: me build a boat
You: to go to america
You: me need moneys for engine
You: and goat?
Stranger: oh.
You: they has goat in america?
Stranger: ya
You: now me loves america more
You: give me moneys
Stranger: but i don't never went to the america :o
Stranger: because i live in russia
You: how do yous knows about america?
Stranger: i watch TV!
You: whats TV?
You: animal?
You: like goat?
Stranger: box... where is people inside
Stranger: no
You: me puts people in pots
You: no in box
You: box burns
Stranger: i dont no
You: do you send them people somewhere in box?
Stranger: no i dont
You: how do peoples in box know of america?
You: they americans?
Stranger: yes..
You: and if you want to hears about different county...
You: you put different peoples in box?
You: do you has moneys?
Stranger: ya
You: give me moneys
Stranger: no i dont
You: maybe someone in your village?
You: i need moneys
Stranger: go to work!
You: me go to work two days, and me get no moneys
Stranger: and i dont live in village, i live in city!
You: what is city?
Stranger: do you know, eiffel-tower, BIG buildings, shops, cars?
You: me know BIGmacs
You: there is bigmacs in city?
Stranger: what is bigmac?
You: 3 piece of bread, 2 piece of meat, some salad
You: there are bigmacs in M-shops
Stranger: m-shop?
You: clown man sell bigmacs
You: shop has name but too long
You: me can't read it
Stranger: no, in cities has only sexshops
You: no "m-shop" - M-shop
Stranger: and foodshops
You: they give sex in shops?
You: america has cities?
Stranger: yes! ah it's so ..½
Stranger: !*
Stranger: ofcourse
Stranger: america have cities
You: me loves america more now
You: cities seem nice
Stranger: YES IT IS
Stranger: caps lock ♥
You: me heard arnold live in america now
You: he in city probably
You: how many cities in america?
You: more than 5?
Stranger: yes
You: me counts only to 5
Stranger: oh, my boobs hurt!
You: me like boobs
You: me knows boobs
Stranger: oh, i have big, BIG, BIIIIG boobs!
You: our women have bigger boobs
Stranger: oh no! my monthly !
You: women in my village has boobs to the ground
Stranger: wrely?
You: they spteps on them
You: and they fall
Stranger: realy?
You: it funny
You: and then they sing
You: me knows not why
Stranger: my mother just go to the sexshop
You: she sell sex?
Stranger: no, bye
You: bye why?
Stranger: she BYE sex
You: me can give sex for moneys
You: your mother come to my village
You: we trade
You: i buy engine
You: me go see america
You: good plan
Stranger: when?
You: me cares not when
You: me always here
Stranger: oh
You: she come?
You: she bring lots moneys
You: me has lots sex to sell
Stranger: oh, is that good?
You: my sex good
You: she pay me good
Stranger: when i can come to you to do sex?
You: me buy good engine
You: you come any day
You: me here
Stranger: ok
You: me give adres
You: you write down
You: you ready?
Stranger: what?
You: me give adres, you come, we trade sex for moneys
You: simpe
Stranger: ya!
You: adres:
You: 2 banana street...
You: shelter with 4 skulls
Stranger: contry?
You: what is country?
Stranger: africa?
You: yes africa
You: how guess you?
Stranger: aaaaaaaaaaafrica
You: you has me adres
You: now you come
You: tomorow ok?
Stranger: ya !
You: you bring moneys
You: i bring sex
You: we trade
You: me buys engine
You: me go to america
You: you go to america with me?
Stranger: yes!
You: good
You: bring boat
You: my boat small
You: maybe you bring something from city?
Stranger: i have BIG BIG ship
You: what is ship
You: ?
Stranger: big BIG boat
Stranger:
Stranger:
You: me not hear you
You: is big boat a ship?
Stranger: big big BIIIIG boat
Stranger: yes
You: what you like?
You: you white people?
Stranger: bananas!
Stranger: no
Stranger: i'm a zulu
You: zulu?
You: me eat zulu one day
You: he no good
You: you come
You: me runing out of coal
You: my internets fail
You: see you
You: you come
You: bring moneys
You: and big boat
You: we go to america
You: america fun
You: bye

[delatlanta1281]

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Stranger: hey

You: fap fap fap fap

You: fap fap

Stranger: mm

You: fap fap

You: sploooooge

You: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Stranger: your making me wet

You: refreshing

You: Nice dude

Stranger: haha

You: R3v?

Stranger: omg now im fapping

You: fappage

Stranger: in my van

You: ?

Stranger: in a pile of candy

You: what kind of van

Stranger: a big black van with no windows

You: sweet! where is it?

Stranger: out behind toys r us

You: no wai

You: come break me out of prison

Stranger: im surprised you get an internet connection in there

Stranger: im omw buddy

[Turf1600]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: do you know any sites i can find little girls?
You: sure
Stranger: damn finally where?
You: try www.google.com
Stranger: lol come on man
You: i hear it's popular
Stranger: that takes too long
You: www.r3vlimited.com
Stranger: holy balls really? let me try it
You: go go try
You: you must sign up
You: then browse the off topicsection
Stranger: wow are you serious?!
Stranger: thats fucking awesome
Stranger: wanna hear something even more awesome
Stranger: watch this dude
You: sure
Stranger: im going to report you to the FBI, look at that message
If the above message says you have been reported to the FBI, it is not legitimate. Please ignore it.
Stranger: this site is awesome
You: lol
You: but seriously
Stranger: seriously what?
You: sign up on that site
Stranger: oh
You: or ill report you to the fbi
Stranger: lol
Stranger: yo can you give me an image address url?
Stranger: or something
You: sure hold on
Stranger: k thanks..
You: http://images.eurip.com/yp/images/3737.jpg
You: let me know how you like that
Stranger: that is a circus ride..
Stranger: are you fucking with me or something?
You: you don't see the litte girl on the swing?
Stranger: lol
Stranger: come on man
You: i thought that's what you wanted
Stranger: either help me or disconnect
You: tell me more of what you want
You: ill be serious
Stranger: i want softcore preteen
You: any hair color preference?
Stranger: naw man
Stranger: idc
You: solo or during coitus?
Stranger: solo
You: hi res?
Stranger: hell yeah
You: is blood okay?
Stranger: no
You: okay hold on
Stranger: k
You: you want just a link?
Stranger: just an image url like you did before
You: http://i35.tinypic.com/2wn4hhj.jpg
Stranger: lol dude COME ON
Stranger: your killingm e
Stranger: me
You: what?
Stranger: i want a NAKED preteen girl
Stranger: give me that
You: okay okay hold on
You: http://s1.60s.com.vn/image/122008/4/SGTT_19526333.jpg
You: that should do it
Stranger: man how long did it take you to find that one?
Stranger: lol
You: a while
You: i tried hard
Stranger: k
You: is it good?
Stranger: no
You: i got off to that one in like 12 seconds
Stranger: i want a picture of a waffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffles of a 10 year old girl
Stranger: try that
You: okay im done messing with you
You: ill be back in a sec with what you want
Stranger: thank you!
You: http://www.taronga.org.au/lib/photos...lossie-640.jpg
Stranger: man come on..
Stranger: are you never gunna help me?
You: i have to make sure you're for real
Stranger: WTF
Stranger: lol
Stranger: why the fuck would i say this shit
You: im serious
Stranger: your crazy
You: you could be trying to trap me
Stranger: OMG, ahhh, this is annoying.. what the fuck do you want from me
You: are you completely serious?
Stranger: WTF YES STOP BEING STUPID, I AM JUST LIKE YOU DUDE
Stranger: jesus christ
You: http://smouch.net/lol/
Stranger: do you do this to every guy who wants your help?
Stranger: is this some type of initiation
Stranger: i have like never done this shit
You: i told you
You: i have to make sure you're serious
Stranger: i asked you what the fuck you want from me
You: the rewards for your patience will be great
Stranger: yeah ok
You: i have a zip packed full of files
Stranger: sure you do
Stranger: i dont wanna zip fucking file i just want a site
Stranger: its not that hard to give me a fucking site
You: no problem
Stranger: A FUCKING PEDO SITE, send it in a tiny url
You: bail though if you doubt me
Stranger: those go away in lik
Stranger: fucking
Stranger: days
Stranger: or some shit
Stranger: i think
Stranger: i think you of all people would understand
Stranger: its fucking difficult
Stranger: you have the power to help me
You: you know what the trick is?
Stranger: NO
You: have your own children
You: bingo
Stranger: man im not like REALLY fucked up
Stranger: im just kind of
You: just sort of?
Stranger: yeah man
Stranger: like i think its wrong to touch them
Stranger: completely wrong
Stranger: but im attracted to them
You: you dont want to break their hymens?
Stranger: and i dont like incest
You: adopt
Stranger: i do, but its wrong to abuse someone who doesnt have a fully developed mind
You: kind of like I'm doing to you?
Stranger: idk what your talking about
You: cool
You: so are you for real or what?
You: how old are you?
Stranger: OMG YES MAN, yes i fucking am, i wouldnt have spent so god damn long here
Stranger: 19
You: i have good news for you
Stranger: what dude
You: i have your IP and have forwarded it to your local police
Stranger: lol
Stranger: wow
You: thanks for sticking around long enough for me to get it
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[killa325i]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: do you know any sites i can find little girls?
You: sure
Stranger: damn finally where?
You: try www.google.com
Stranger: lol come on man
You: i hear it's popular
Stranger: that takes too long
You: www.r3vlimited.com
Stranger: holy balls really? let me try it
You: go go try
You: you must sign up
You: then browse the off topicsection
Stranger: wow are you serious?!
Stranger: thats fucking awesome
Stranger: wanna hear something even more awesome
Stranger: watch this dude
You: sure
Stranger: im going to report you to the FBI, look at that message
If the above message says you have been reported to the FBI, it is not legitimate. Please ignore it.
Stranger: this site is awesome
You: lol
You: but seriously
Stranger: seriously what?
You: sign up on that site
Stranger: oh
You: or ill report you to the fbi
Stranger: lol
Stranger: yo can you give me an image address url?
Stranger: or something
You: sure hold on
Stranger: k thanks..
You: http://images.eurip.com/yp/images/3737.jpg
You: let me know how you like that
Stranger: that is a circus ride..
Stranger: are you fucking with me or something?
You: you don't see the litte girl on the swing?
Stranger: lol
Stranger: come on man
You: i thought that's what you wanted
Stranger: either help me or disconnect
You: tell me more of what you want
You: ill be serious
Stranger: i want softcore preteen
You: any hair color preference?
Stranger: naw man
Stranger: idc
You: solo or during coitus?
Stranger: solo
You: hi res?
Stranger: hell yeah
You: is blood okay?
Stranger: no
You: okay hold on
Stranger: k
You: you want just a link?
Stranger: just an image url like you did before
You: http://i35.tinypic.com/2wn4hhj.jpg
Stranger: lol dude COME ON
Stranger: your killingm e
Stranger: me
You: what?
Stranger: i want a NAKED preteen girl
Stranger: give me that
You: okay okay hold on
You: http://s1.60s.com.vn/image/122008/4/SGTT_19526333.jpg
You: that should do it
Stranger: man how long did it take you to find that one?
Stranger: lol
You: a while
You: i tried hard
Stranger: k
You: is it good?
Stranger: no
You: i got off to that one in like 12 seconds
Stranger: i want a picture of a waffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffles of a 10 year old girl
Stranger: try that
You: okay im done messing with you
You: ill be back in a sec with what you want
Stranger: thank you!
You: http://www.taronga.org.au/lib/photos...lossie-640.jpg
Stranger: man come on..
Stranger: are you never gunna help me?
You: i have to make sure you're for real
Stranger: WTF
Stranger: lol
Stranger: why the fuck would i say this shit
You: im serious
Stranger: your crazy
You: you could be trying to trap me
Stranger: OMG, ahhh, this is annoying.. what the fuck do you want from me
You: are you completely serious?
Stranger: WTF YES STOP BEING STUPID, I AM JUST LIKE YOU DUDE
Stranger: jesus christ
You: http://smouch.net/lol/
Stranger: do you do this to every guy who wants your help?
Stranger: is this some type of initiation
Stranger: i have like never done this shit
You: i told you
You: i have to make sure you're serious
Stranger: i asked you what the fuck you want from me
You: the rewards for your patience will be great
Stranger: yeah ok
You: i have a zip packed full of files
Stranger: sure you do
Stranger: i dont wanna zip fucking file i just want a site
Stranger: its not that hard to give me a fucking site
You: no problem
Stranger: A FUCKING PEDO SITE, send it in a tiny url
You: bail though if you doubt me
Stranger: those go away in lik
Stranger: fucking
Stranger: days
Stranger: or some shit
Stranger: i think
Stranger: i think you of all people would understand
Stranger: its fucking difficult
Stranger: you have the power to help me
You: you know what the trick is?
Stranger: NO
You: have your own children
You: bingo
Stranger: man im not like REALLY fucked up
Stranger: im just kind of
You: just sort of?
Stranger: yeah man
Stranger: like i think its wrong to touch them
Stranger: completely wrong
Stranger: but im attracted to them
You: you dont want to break their hymens?
Stranger: and i dont like incest
You: adopt
Stranger: i do, but its wrong to abuse someone who doesnt have a fully developed mind
You: kind of like I'm doing to you?
Stranger: idk what your talking about
You: cool
You: so are you for real or what?
You: how old are you?
Stranger: OMG YES MAN, yes i fucking am, i wouldnt have spent so god damn long here
Stranger: 19
You: i have good news for you
Stranger: what dude
You: i have your IP and have forwarded it to your local police
Stranger: lol
Stranger: wow
You: thanks for sticking around long enough for me to get it
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

win win win, i hope/wish you really did

[killa325i]

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Stranger: hi

You: hi

Stranger: what's up?

You: <male

Stranger: i'm female

Stranger: =*

You: now we're talking

Stranger: yes

Stranger: where are you from/

You: wa state

You: u?

Stranger: i'm from cuzuda

You: where is that?

Stranger: is my contrey

Stranger: cowntry

Stranger: cuzuda mexico

You: country

You: i see

Stranger: i,'n don't speak inglish

Stranger: [just español

You: i dont speak spanish

Stranger: fuck youserf

You: but i had sex with a mexican hooker once

You: was it you?

You: are you my mexican hooker?

You: you were slim...bubble butt...small boobs...black eye

Stranger: seu puto

Stranger: vai tomar no cu nem entendi nada q vc disse aih

[Philipangoo]

theres alot of Brazilian ppl on this site

[Moto-Mucci]

I noticed that too. I talked to like 3 of them in 30min

[Alkasquawlik]

Stranger: so can i fuck cyber hot girl?
You: ya
You: you mean
You: cyber fuck hot girl?
Stranger: yeah
You: o
You: ok
You: hit me with your best cum shot
Stranger: u suck me first baby
You: mkay
Stranger: imagine i give u my 7" cock
You: i start to zip down your pants
Stranger: talk to me how u suck it
You: im getting so excited
Stranger: yeah, u're good baby
Stranger: cool
You: i see the base of your pubic hair and shivers run down my spine
Stranger: i'm feeling u
You: but then your tiny 3 inch penis gets caught in your zipper
Stranger: haha
You: theres blood everywhere
You: youre screaming like a little girl
You: im crying out in frustration because i know im not gonna get to taste your cock now
You: i pick up my cell phone to dial 911
You: but you say no
You: dont have an ambulance come here
You: my mom is home
You: shes upstairs and im too embarassed to have her find out
Stranger: lol
You: you say drive me to the hospital
You: but i dont want blood in my car
Stranger: omg
You: i just finished cleaning the blood on my seat from my mishap last week
Stranger: i just like fucking
You: my period blood got all over the seat
You: but thats beside the point
You: we both hop on your bike
You: youre standing on the pegs crying out and holding onto your small, bleeding penis
You: i start to pedal and ride over to the hospital
You: you cringe on every little bump
You: a short while later we arrive
You: the doctors examine your bloody stump and are forced to make a difficult decision
Stranger: haha
Stranger: funny
You: your little member has been infected
You: they have to amputate it
Stranger: u damn crazy dumb
You: i tell you i wont ever have sex with you if you dont have a penis
You: the doctors tell you if they dont amputate your little friend, youre going to die
You: faced with this dilemma you start to cry again
Stranger: u mad at me?
You: i hand you a gun and tell you that you can end all your misery right here and now
You: you take hold of the gun and put the barrel in your mouth
You: you close your eyes and pull the trigger
Stranger: it's boring story
You: the end
Stranger: i'm gonna sleep
You: mkay
You: nice cybering with you
Stranger: if u wont fuck me, i go
You: i just cybered with you
You: wtf you talking about?
Stranger: haha
Stranger: i just want sex
You: me too
You: but you got your fucking dick caught in the zipper you moron

[pawi30]

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Stranger: hi
You: hello clairece
Stranger: where r u from
You: look out your window!!
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