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  • Jand3rson
    Banned
    • Oct 2003
    • 37587

    #1

    So, I just got back from Fast & Furious...

    ... with 18 other members of my local euro club. And it was the most hilarious experience of my life.

    Half of them were drunk, and we offered running commentary of the MST3K variety to a PACKED theater consisting almost solely of ricers and wiggers. We were told to shut up at least 10 times, and one wigger behind me even threatened to stab me, while his tweaked-out bitch continued to talk shit for another minute after she told us to shut up. Without question, the best movie theater experience of my life. I lost 5 lbs. laughing.

    ******* SPOILERS ********

    The E39 M5 in the first race of the movie gets spectacularly destroyed.

    There is a Ford RS200.

    There is a Lamborghini LM 002.

    Paul Walker drives a blue R34 Skyline. Again.

    Paul Walker yells at a computer in his car to "SHUT UP!" during a race. Again.

    Paul Walker loses the first big race of the movie. Again.

    Michelle Rodriguez is killed off in the first 10 minutes of the movie.

    There is a SICK Porsche Cayenne, probably the only worthwhile car in the flick.

    And watch for the baja truck that appears out of NOWHERE.
  • iwantspeed
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    • Dec 2007
    • 3164

    #2
    I saw it last night when it came out, I watched it with some of my buddies.

    no driveshaft in the sti after it rolls at the end of the movie

    m5's dont have m3 fenders

    the turbo on the gnx in the beginning of the movie sounded good


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    • Kwaaahhh
      E30 Modder
      • Apr 2008
      • 843

      #3
      So did you bitch slap the hoe behind you?

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      • Raxe
        R3V Elite
        • Nov 2006
        • 5346

        #4
        It's a 528i with mtech package, still pretty gay. The obvious showcase of this movie was the gorgeous muscle. That Trans-Am at the end was hot as hell.

        Our crowd was pretty good, but the demographic was blatantly and horribly obvious.

        >> 1988 3.1 ITB E30 /// 2002 E46 M3 6MT / 2008 335xi 6MT / 1991 S38B36 E30 (sold)

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        • E30Idea
          R3VLimited
          • Mar 2007
          • 2196

          #5
          LOL, with all that I still cant wait to go. Sounds like a blast.
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          • TwoJ's
            R3V Elite
            • Oct 2005
            • 4908

            #6
            Originally posted by Janderson
            ... with 18 other members of my local euro club. And it was the most hilarious experience of my life.

            Half of them were drunk, and we offered running commentary of the MST3K variety to a PACKED theater consisting almost solely of ricers and wiggers. We were told to shut up at least 10 times, and one wigger behind me even threatened to stab me, while his tweaked-out bitch continued to talk shit for another minute after she told us to shut up. Without question, the best movie theater experience of my life. I lost 5 lbs. laughing.

            While I'm not a wigger with a cracked out girlfriend, I feel for them. I absolutely hate it when there is a group of people in a movie that feel the need to make noise during the film. I am confident that alcohol played a large role in that; and I assume you weren't part of the commentary, but that shit just pisses me off. If I'm going to pay $20 for me and a date to see a movie, I assume that the people in the theater will respect that.

            That being said, was the movie worth paying the money to see? I've got a movie date for Sunday, and she is actually down to see this flick. I didn't hate the previous movies, but they weren't as bad as everyone likes to say they were.

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            • Ray Smoodiver
              Moderator
              • Jun 2004
              • 8809

              #7
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              • mitch500
                E30 Enthusiast
                • Jan 2006
                • 1092

                #8
                same here.... i hate the movies. but if there is a arrogant group of people in the theater being assholes, i would be pissed to..
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                • Mystikal
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                  Wheel Fitment Expert
                  • Nov 2003
                  • 9602

                  #9
                  Originally posted by Janderson
                  There is a SICK Porsche Cayenne, probably the only worthwhile car in the flick.
                  I think you mean Cayman.

                  And the LM002 > all other cars

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                  • Raxe
                    R3V Elite
                    • Nov 2006
                    • 5346

                    #10
                    "You looked under my hood??"

                    "A real racer always knows what the prize is."

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                    • PiercedE30
                      R3V Elite
                      • Apr 2005
                      • 4220

                      #11
                      "That's bullshit. What? Can't run me straight up and not cheat?"
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                      • Jand3rson
                        Banned
                        • Oct 2003
                        • 37587

                        #12
                        Originally posted by TwoJ's
                        While I'm not a wigger with a cracked out girlfriend, I feel for them. I absolutely hate it when there is a group of people in a movie that feel the need to make noise during the film. I am confident that alcohol played a large role in that; and I assume you weren't part of the commentary, but that shit just pisses me off. If I'm going to pay $20 for me and a date to see a movie, I assume that the people in the theater will respect that.

                        That being said, was the movie worth paying the money to see? I've got a movie date for Sunday, and she is actually down to see this flick. I didn't hate the previous movies, but they weren't as bad as everyone likes to say they were.
                        I was offering commentary too, but actually, most everything I said got a pretty good laughter response. It was fun. :D

                        It really wasn't THAT bad. The writing was lame, but it was worth watching.

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                        • Collin
                          E30 Mastermind
                          • Aug 2008
                          • 1736

                          #13
                          Thanks for letting me know michelle gets killed off, now I'm sad.
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                          • theox69
                            E30 Mastermind
                            • May 2008
                            • 1732

                            #14
                            Originally posted by Raxe
                            It's a 528i with mtech package, still pretty gay. The obvious showcase of this movie was the gorgeous muscle. That Trans-Am at the end was hot as hell.

                            Our crowd was pretty good, but the demographic was blatantly and horribly obvious.
                            It was a 540i.
                            Edmund's Inside Line reports:

                            Originally posted by Janderson
                            you can have the keys to my hunk of 20+ year old West German steel when you pry them from my cold dead fingers.

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                            • SamE30e
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                              • Sep 2007
                              • 4319

                              #15
                              lmao I wanna see it.
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