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    #1

    So, I just got back from Fast & Furious...

    ... with 18 other members of my local euro club. And it was the most hilarious experience of my life.

    Half of them were drunk, and we offered running commentary of the MST3K variety to a PACKED theater consisting almost solely of ricers and wiggers. We were told to shut up at least 10 times, and one wigger behind me even threatened to stab me, while his tweaked-out bitch continued to talk shit for another minute after she told us to shut up. Without question, the best movie theater experience of my life. I lost 5 lbs. laughing.

    ******* SPOILERS ********

    The E39 M5 in the first race of the movie gets spectacularly destroyed.

    There is a Ford RS200.

    There is a Lamborghini LM 002.

    Paul Walker drives a blue R34 Skyline. Again.

    Paul Walker yells at a computer in his car to "SHUT UP!" during a race. Again.

    Paul Walker loses the first big race of the movie. Again.

    Michelle Rodriguez is killed off in the first 10 minutes of the movie.

    There is a SICK Porsche Cayenne, probably the only worthwhile car in the flick.

    And watch for the baja truck that appears out of NOWHERE.
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    #2
    I saw it last night when it came out, I watched it with some of my buddies.

    no driveshaft in the sti after it rolls at the end of the movie

    m5's dont have m3 fenders

    the turbo on the gnx in the beginning of the movie sounded good


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      #3
      So did you bitch slap the hoe behind you?

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        #4
        It's a 528i with mtech package, still pretty gay. The obvious showcase of this movie was the gorgeous muscle. That Trans-Am at the end was hot as hell.

        Our crowd was pretty good, but the demographic was blatantly and horribly obvious.

        >> 1988 3.1 ITB E30 /// 2002 E46 M3 6MT / 2008 335xi 6MT / 1991 S38B36 E30 (sold)

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          #5
          LOL, with all that I still cant wait to go. Sounds like a blast.
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            #6
            Originally posted by Janderson View Post
            ... with 18 other members of my local euro club. And it was the most hilarious experience of my life.

            Half of them were drunk, and we offered running commentary of the MST3K variety to a PACKED theater consisting almost solely of ricers and wiggers. We were told to shut up at least 10 times, and one wigger behind me even threatened to stab me, while his tweaked-out bitch continued to talk shit for another minute after she told us to shut up. Without question, the best movie theater experience of my life. I lost 5 lbs. laughing.

            While I'm not a wigger with a cracked out girlfriend, I feel for them. I absolutely hate it when there is a group of people in a movie that feel the need to make noise during the film. I am confident that alcohol played a large role in that; and I assume you weren't part of the commentary, but that shit just pisses me off. If I'm going to pay $20 for me and a date to see a movie, I assume that the people in the theater will respect that.

            That being said, was the movie worth paying the money to see? I've got a movie date for Sunday, and she is actually down to see this flick. I didn't hate the previous movies, but they weren't as bad as everyone likes to say they were.

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                #8
                same here.... i hate the movies. but if there is a arrogant group of people in the theater being assholes, i would be pissed to..
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                  #9
                  Originally posted by Janderson View Post
                  There is a SICK Porsche Cayenne, probably the only worthwhile car in the flick.
                  I think you mean Cayman.

                  And the LM002 > all other cars

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                    #10
                    "You looked under my hood??"

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                      #11
                      "That's bullshit. What? Can't run me straight up and not cheat?"
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                        #12
                        Originally posted by TwoJ's View Post
                        While I'm not a wigger with a cracked out girlfriend, I feel for them. I absolutely hate it when there is a group of people in a movie that feel the need to make noise during the film. I am confident that alcohol played a large role in that; and I assume you weren't part of the commentary, but that shit just pisses me off. If I'm going to pay $20 for me and a date to see a movie, I assume that the people in the theater will respect that.

                        That being said, was the movie worth paying the money to see? I've got a movie date for Sunday, and she is actually down to see this flick. I didn't hate the previous movies, but they weren't as bad as everyone likes to say they were.
                        I was offering commentary too, but actually, most everything I said got a pretty good laughter response. It was fun. :D

                        It really wasn't THAT bad. The writing was lame, but it was worth watching.

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                          #13
                          Thanks for letting me know michelle gets killed off, now I'm sad.
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                            #14
                            Originally posted by Raxe View Post
                            It's a 528i with mtech package, still pretty gay. The obvious showcase of this movie was the gorgeous muscle. That Trans-Am at the end was hot as hell.

                            Our crowd was pretty good, but the demographic was blatantly and horribly obvious.
                            It was a 540i.
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                            you can have the keys to my hunk of 20+ year old West German steel when you pry them from my cold dead fingers.

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                              #15
                              lmao I wanna see it.
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