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    #31
    yea cut one too a few mins ago. fucker is getting time released up the front of my shirt out my collar, right under my face. body heat keeps it warm and fresh. fucking irritating.

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      #32
      This thread is symptomatic of the cancer that is killing /r3v/

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        #33
        My favorite place to fart is while sitting on wooden chairs.
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        Originally posted by Cabriolet
        With 73k+ post, you'd think he'd have learned a little about life.

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          #34
          why dont women fart? my wife and daughter dont, but my 11 year old son can peel paint off the wall
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            #35
            Women hold it all day, and let them go while they sleep.

            Ninja style.
            Originally posted by codyep3
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              #36
              Originally posted by chucker View Post
              why dont women fart? my wife and daughter dont, but my 11 year old son can peel paint off the wall
              Wrong, they poop too.
              The Keystone Killers
              Originally posted by Cabriolet
              With 73k+ post, you'd think he'd have learned a little about life.

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                #37
                Originally posted by chucker View Post
                why dont women fart?
                Because women can't keep their mouths shut long enough for the pressure to build up.
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                  #38
                  Originally posted by Fidhle007 View Post
                  Because women can't keep their mouths shut long enough for the pressure to build up.
                  A+ post
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                    #39
                    Originally posted by kronus View Post
                    A+ post
                    kronus, you gave Fidhle an A+?

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                      #40
                      Originally posted by Fidhle007 View Post
                      Because women can't keep their mouths shut long enough for the pressure to build up.
                      You beat me to it.
                      -Andy

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                        #41
                        This is a great thread. srsly, I'm not kidding. I'm glad you brought this up, because I've been having some, ahem, issues lately. I can't rip a loud one. No matter how hard I try, its always silent. It's such a waste, because sometimes they don't even smell. Tell me, now where is the fun in that!? sad face.

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                          #42
                          Lol. Free post
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                            #43
                            Originally posted by gearheadE30 View Post
                            This is a great thread. srsly, I'm not kidding. I'm glad you brought this up, because I've been having some, ahem, issues lately. I can't rip a loud one. No matter how hard I try, its always silent. It's such a waste, because sometimes they don't even smell. Tell me, now where is the fun in that!? sad face.
                            wtf?

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                              #44
                              honestly what did the majority of people who looked in here expect to see. Im suprised it took me so long to see this on r3v
                              Last edited by wolfgangstbd; 04-11-2009, 12:44 AM. Reason: ninja

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                                #45
                                I just farted..........I feel better now.................it doesn't stink though............I'm a little disappointed
                                -Andy

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