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  • kronus
    R3V OG
    • Apr 2008
    • 13000

    #46
    Originally posted by Optimator
    kronus, you gave Fidhle an A+?

    You hurt me man, you hurt me deep.
    ii am so rosorry but please have no hard vbfeel;lings. i know you piuyr your solul into making yor thing good but sometime tye zi9nger are what makes scomedy comedy ntothe concentarted, blutn0style dickeaating thing.

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    cars beep boop

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    • blunttech
      Forum Sponsor
      • Jul 2004
      • 12850

      #47
      Originally posted by gearheadE30
      This is a great thread. srsly, I'm not kidding. I'm glad you brought this up, because I've been having some, ahem, issues lately. I can't rip a loud one. No matter how hard I try, its always silent. It's such a waste, because sometimes they don't even smell. Tell me, now where is the fun in that!? sad face.
      i think its common knowledge that after your rectum is annihilated nightly by throbbing pulsating meat you tend to expel "poofs" rather than normal audible farts. cut back on the cock and try some anal kegels and check back in a month
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      • Victell
        E30 Enthusiast
        • Feb 2004
        • 1081

        #48
        Originally posted by blunt

        anal kegels

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        • TDE30
          R3V OG
          • Feb 2008
          • 7042

          #49
          Originally posted by kronus
          ii am so rosorry but please have no hard vbfeel;lings. i know you piuyr your solul into making yor thing good but sometime tye zi9nger are what makes scomedy comedy ntothe concentarted, blutn0style dickeaating thing.

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          - Trey

          E90 325i/6 (ZSP, ZPP, ZCW)
          E36 325i sedan
          E30 325i sedan
          Volvo 945T

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          • kronus
            R3V OG
            • Apr 2008
            • 13000

            #50
            Oh ...wow. Apparently, I couldn't find the drunk thread that night :(
            cars beep boop

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            • Optimator
              E30 Fanatic
              • Aug 2008
              • 1396

              #51
              Originally posted by kronus
              ii am so rosorry but please have no hard vbfeel;lings. i know you piuyr your solul into making yor thing good but sometime tye zi9nger are what makes scomedy comedy ntothe concentarted, blutn0style dickeaating thing.

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              haaa!
              -OVULATOR (as named by jflip2002)

              Past Cars: Schwarz 1990 325i-2 (crashed), Calypsorot 1991 325i-2 Sport (rear ended)
              Now: Blake-stitched mediocrity :(

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              • CleanAzzE30z
                R3V OG
                • Jan 2004
                • 11794

                #52
                This really pisses me off. Please dont post a thread like this again. The fact that this thread isnt closed fucking befuddles me but there must be a reason so I wont lock the shit out of it and remove it. What the fuck are people thinking?



                Mariano


                2001 Titaniumsilber 540i Sport 6-Speed
                1990 Diamantschwarz Alpha-N 2.5L ///M3
                1986 Alpinweiss 325e M50B25 (R.I.P.)

                -Talk to me when more sound comes from the induction than from the exhaust...

                -Argentina........lo mas grande que hay.

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                • Farbin Kaiber
                  Lil' Puppet
                  • Jul 2007
                  • 29502

                  #53
                  Originally posted by kronus
                  ii am so rosorry but please have no hard vbfeel;lings. i know you piuyr your solul into making yor thing good but sometime tye zi9nger are what makes scomedy comedy ntothe concentarted, blutn0style dickeaating thing.

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                  Originally posted by kronus
                  Oh ...wow. Apparently, I couldn't find the drunk thread that night :(
                  Originally posted by Optimator
                  haaa!

                  Wow. Lil too much Stoli? And, Info I reuested...

                  Kohoutek Music and Arts Festival (kohoutekfest)'s profile on Myspace, the place where people come to connect, discover, and share.

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                  • OrganicMechanic
                    E30 Mastermind
                    • Jan 2008
                    • 1719

                    #54
                    j/k

                    join the E30 Cabrio owners gruppe
                    click here for details


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                    • kowalski
                      E30 Mastermind
                      • Jan 2005
                      • 1791

                      #55
                      Vortex has threads about hair and makeup.

                      R3v has threads about ass gas.

                      Vortex apparently has female active members. R3v does not

                      connection?

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                      • Knockenwelle
                        Grease Monkey
                        • Jul 2008
                        • 395

                        #56
                        Yeah. Those pussies (ha!) spend all their time on teh internetz instead of fixing busted cars, unlike most of us.
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                        Mike

                        '91 325i track car. Mostly...

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                        • Joe318is
                          R3V OG
                          • Sep 2005
                          • 6451

                          #57
                          i just farted in my gf's face. i made meatloaf earlier and it was pretty damn smelly.


                          Originally posted by vlad
                          Do you know anybody else who built that many bad ass E30s?

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                          • SamE30e
                            R3V Elite
                            • Sep 2007
                            • 4319

                            #58
                            This thread is fucked...

                            Would read again.

                            But on a side note, I just had chicken pot pie, let one go, and my dog left the room when she got a whiff of it.
                            1985 325e 2.8 Turbo VEMS

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                            • Peterkaczynski
                              R3VLimited
                              • Nov 2008
                              • 2587

                              #59
                              who the fuck post this?


                              e24 e9 e30
                              IG: peterkaczynski

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