They knew the day would come...

[Farbin Kaiber]

So, as we approach what will undoubtedly be a shift (unknown direction) in the political landscape, we are presented with the thoughts of our forefathers, the men who created the very document that is being debated and contested.

I regret that I am now to die in the belief, that the useless sacrifice of themselves by the generation of 1776, to acquire self-government and happiness to their country, is to be thrown away by the unwise and unworthy passions of their sons, and that my only consolation is to be, that I live not to weep over it. If they would but dispassionately weigh the blessings they will throw away, against an abstract principle more likely to be effected by union than by scission, they would pause before they would perpetrate this act of suicide on themselves, and of treason against the hopes of the world.

Complete transcript.

http://teachingamericanhistory.org/library/index.asp?document=461

[Ryan...]

The founding fathers were better at telling the future than 98% of the psychics you see on TV...

[Georges Clemenceau]

Americans have no capacity for abstract thought, and make bad coffee.

[Farbin Kaiber]

We do make bad coffee.

[Ray Smoodiver]

Americans have no capacity for abstract thought, and make bad coffee.

Welcome Georges! I am stoked to have some real intellectual heavy weights chiming in.

[StereoInstaller1]

Welcome Georges, I need a good stroking.

[ck_taft325is]

Americans have no capacity for abstract thought, and make bad coffee.

Did you just insult my fucking coffee?

[StereoInstaller1]

Did you just insult my fucking coffee?

If he didn't, I will.

Your coffee sucks, American capitalistic pig!

I would kick your ass but I am le' tired and need a nap.

But then I will wake up and kick your ass and then I will show you how to make good coffee!

[Georges Clemenceau]

shit guys, the missiles

[ck_taft325is]

If he didn't, I will.

Your coffee sucks, American capitalistic pig!

I would kick your ass but I am le' tired and need a nap.

But then I will wake up and kick your ass and then I will show you how to make good coffee!

No one insults our coffee without a good

[StereoInstaller1]

WTF, mate?

[reelop19]

I wish more people understood the seriousness of what is being said here. Some things don't need dumb comments.

[Aptyp]

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/end

for reference

[StereoInstaller1]

I wish more people understood the seriousness of what is being said here. Some things don't need dumb comments.

I think you just need to shut the fuck up.

[ck_taft325is]

Humor is a good sign of intelligence ;)

I <3 you, Luke.