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  • ACMF74
    E30 Fanatic
    • Nov 2005
    • 1245

    #1

    Some political humor

    It was the first day of a school in USA and a new Indian student named
    "Chandrasekhar Subramanian"entered the fourth grade.

    The teacher said, "Let's begin by reviewing some American
    History...Who said "Give me Liberty , or give me Death"?

    She saw a sea of blank faces, except for Chandrasekhar, who had his
    hand up: "Patrick Henry, 1775" he said.

    "Very good!"

    Who said "Government of the People, by the People, for the People,
    shall not perish from the Earth?"

    Again, no response except from Chandrasekhar, "Abraham Lincoln, 1863"
    said Chandrasekhar.

    The teacher snapped at the class, "Class, you should be ashamed.
    Chandrasekhar, who is new to our country, knows more about its history
    than you do."

    She heard a loud whisper:

    "Fuck the Indians"

    "Who said that?" she demanded.

    Chandrasekhar put his hand up, "General Custer, 1862."

    At that point, a student in the back said, "I'm gonna puke."

    The teacher glares around and asks "All right! Now, who said that?"

    Again, Chandrasekhar says, "George Bush to the Japanese Prime Minister, 1991."

    Now furious, another student yells, "Oh yeah? Suck this!"

    Chandrasekhar jumps out of his chair waving his hand and shouts to the
    teacher, "Bill Clinton, to Monica Lewinsky, 1997!"

    Now with almost mob hysteria someone said "You little shit. If you say
    anything else, I'll kill you."

    Chandrasekhar frantically yells at the top of his voice, " Michael
    Jackson to the child witnesses testifying against him- 2004."

    The teacher fainted.

    And as the class gathered around the teacher on the floor, someone
    said, "Oh shit, we're fucked!"

    And Chandrasekhar said quietly,

    I think it was George Bush, Iraq , 2007.
  • bdracing
    Member
    • Jan 2011
    • 42

    #2
    eh not funny

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    • Bimmerista
      R3V Elite
      • Nov 2005
      • 5425

      #3

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      • 87e30
        R3V Elite
        • Jul 2008
        • 5676

        #4
        I laughed at Bill Clinton.
        Originally posted by z31maniac
        I just hate everyone.

        No need for discretion.

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        • Farbin Kaiber
          Lil' Puppet
          • Jul 2007
          • 29502

          #5
          Funny-ish.

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          • Restoman
            E30 Fanatic
            • Jun 2006
            • 1311

            #6
            Plenty funny for me.
            i'lldoitforacaravan

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            • HellzMindPlaya
              Grease Monkey
              • May 2009
              • 395

              #7
              I thought it was good.
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              e30 Sold long ago - Too many BMWs since then... For now 2006 M5

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              • mrsleeve
                I waste 90% of my day here and all I got was this stupid title
                • Mar 2005
                • 16385

                #8
                final punch line was meh

                the custer one made crown and coke come out my nose ( it burns)


                Oh

                What did Honest Abe say after a 3 day drinking bender ??







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