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    #31
    I just pray every night that we don't get a woman president in my lifetime, unless it's the woman I marry.
    1974.5 Jensen Healey : 2003 330i/5

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      #32
      Originally posted by TurboJake View Post
      Well would you look at that. I have a penis.

      aannnd... I'm bored of it already.

      fuck that is funny as hell LOL
      “There is nothing government can give you that it hasn’t taken from you in the first place”
      Sir Winston Churchill

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        #33
        at least we don't have to make all the sandwiches
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        Originally posted by u3b3rg33k
        If you ever sell that car, tell me first. I want to be the first to not be able to afford it.

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          #34
          Originally posted by Massimo View Post
          I'm not it is the greatest thing to ever happen to me.
          agree, I know 2 guys who did it when they were 18. They thought it was the best thing and where mad it didn't happen when they were born so they wouldn't have to remember the pain.
          "I wanna see da boat movie"
          "I got a tree on my house"

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            #35
            Originally posted by Thizzelle View Post
            agree, I know 2 guys who did it when they were 18. They thought it was the best thing and where mad it didn't happen when they were born so they wouldn't have to remember the pain.
            Plus if you are ever in a situation where you can't bathe for a few days, you don't have to worry so much about infection.
            No E30 Club
            Originally posted by MrBurgundy
            Anyways, mustangs are gay and mini vans are faster than your car, you just have to deal with that.

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              #36
              Originally posted by mrsleeve View Post
              please wash the sand outta your vagina
              Thread should have stopped here. Excellent retort.

              Although, did enjoy the initial rant. 7/10. Needed more swearing/'dont you know how I am's.
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                #37
                Originally posted by slammin.e28guy View Post
                I just pray every night that we don't get a woman president in my lifetime, unless it's the woman I marry.
                Originally posted by dirtysix View Post
                Needed more swearing/'dont you know how I am's.
                We have a fucking waffleswaffleswaffleswaffles as a priminister, and the bitch has fucked everything she can sit her fat ass down on.
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                  #38
                  Been there, done that. Although most thought she was a man, so maybe doesn't count.
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                    #39
                    we are just gonna call this rape and leave it at that
                    -FREEDOM- is cruisin at 80, windows down and listening to the perfect song-thinking "this is it"
                    -The Beauty in the Tragedy-
                    MECHANIC SMASH!!- (you all know you do it)
                    Got Drop?? ;-)
                    Originally posted by JinormusJ
                    But of course
                    E30s are know to be notoriously really really really ridiculously good looking

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