Is God a rapist?

[tjts1]

Richard Mourdock seems to think so. How about you?

[herbivor]

Well, in the bible he is a rapist, so yea if you believe in God and the bible as literal truth, then he is one.

[slammin.e28]

For this to be true, god would have to exist conclusively.

[Xat1cZ]

who is this god I keep hearing so much about?

[slammin.e28]

aka Morgan Freeman.

[Xat1cZ]

Ooh.. he was pretty good in se7en.... one might say .... *puts on sunglasses*... it was Godlike! *YEEEEEEEEEEAAAAHHHHH*






















..laugh or die!

[QUKBMER]

I read about that and was like WTF?

[slammin.e28]

I lol'd.

BUT, I have put myself in a quandary. If god doesn't exist, then neither does Morgan Freeman, since obviously he is god. If Morgan Freeman doesn't exist, WHO CREATED THE UNIVERSE!?

[Wh33lhop]

He's at least a pervert.

[Exodus_2pt0]

Just going to drop this here.

[Xat1cZ]

I lol'd.

BUT, I have put myself in a quandary. If god doesn't exist, then neither does Morgan Freeman, since obviously he is god. If Morgan Freeman doesn't exist, WHO CREATED THE UNIVERSE!?

how is it possible that bill is allowed to breathe?... :curse::letitout::hitler:

[Nick_S]

It's not rape if you yell "surprise".

[herbivor]

I lol'd.

BUT, I have put myself in a quandary. If god doesn't exist, then neither does Morgan Freeman, since obviously he is god. If Morgan Freeman doesn't exist, WHO CREATED THE UNIVERSE!?

Morgan Freeman DOES exist. I've never seen him in person but I feel his presence on occasion. Some people claim to have seen him in person. So although there is no proof you just have to believe he exists, and therefore there is no need to question who created the Universe, since Morgan Freeman does exist. But then who created Morgan Freeman??????

[slammin.e28]

Morgan Freeman DOES exist. I've never seen him in person but I feel his presence on occasion. Some people claim to have seen him in person. So although there is no proof you just have to believe he exists, and therefore there is no need to question who created the Universe, since Morgan Freeman does exist. But then who created Morgan Freeman??????

That's an easy one, Chuck Norris.

[Xat1cZ]

That's an easy one, Chuck Norris.

I heard that Chuck Norris didn't exist in the beginning, only his beard, and soon, after about 2 mil. years of evolution the beard got a face and eventually a body to follow.

But MY question is, who created the beard?