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    #16
    That is so Euro.

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      #17
      Originally posted by rThor432 View Post
      That is so Euro.
      Nooooo

      That is so "small-town-disco-in-Poland" ;)

      1. Park an old, riced-out bimmer like that outside the club
      2. Lean against it
      3. Light a cigarette
      4. Wait till blond-dyed chicks in cheap "almost fashionable" outfit and heavy make-up start running your way!

      5. Don't forget to fire up the cheap-ass audio with some beat or it won't work.
      6. You shoul also wear adidas track-suit (although nike will do too).

      That's the way you get laid in small towns in Poland.


      The same works in big cities with some exeptions:
      1. Park a brand new spors car of any sort outside an exclusive club
      2. Stand beside it
      3. Get your mobile phone and start talking about stocks or enything ivolving money flow
      4. Make sure your lights are on
      5. Let the soft music flow from the car (driver's side doors open)
      6. Wear something classy
      7. The rest get's done by itself

      ;))

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        #18
        haha for sure

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          #19
          ^^Haha classic.

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            #20
            Same here,i guess its same in whole east europe.But lucky for us:p
            I www.ak-bmwcroatia.com I

            :wgaf:

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              #21
              Originally posted by -Jelko- View Post
              Same here,i guess its same in whole east europe.But lucky for us:p
              I had this conversation one time with my friend from work after he saw my car after rebuilt:
              HE: How about we get in your car and go get some girls
              ME: You know, girls no longer fall for old bmws...
              HE: You obviously haven't been to my home town

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                #22
                ^^hahaha

                old bmw's....still getting people laid in small towns in poland
                -Frank
                1987 325is m50nv (schwarz)
                1990 325is (sterling silber)(sold)
                2001 525i

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                  #23
                  my idol...

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                    #24
                    Bastard, i can't believe im stuck driving a 325e with i mods that barely runs and that bastard gets a real "i"
                    97 tacoma 5 spd 4 cylinder
                    2001 330ci 5 speed
                    83 733i 5 speed, (FS)

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                      #25
                      pimpshit
                      Originally posted by kronus
                      pff, all of you are slow as hell anyway. Eta > all

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                        #26
                        o kurwa haha ludzie nie mysla


                        e24 e9 e30
                        IG: peterkaczynski

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                          #27
                          Originally posted by thornado327i View Post
                          Nooooo

                          That is so "small-town-disco-in-Poland" ;)

                          1. Park an old, riced-out bimmer like that outside the club
                          2. Lean against it
                          3. Light a cigarette
                          4. Wait till blond-dyed chicks in cheap "almost fashionable" outfit and heavy make-up start running your way!

                          5. Don't forget to fire up the cheap-ass audio with some beat or it won't work.
                          6. You shoul also wear adidas track-suit (although nike will do too).

                          That's the way you get laid in small towns in Poland.

                          ;))

                          WOW you just described my dad ... hes from a small town an hour and a half east of warsaw, "jednorozec" ... now i finally understand the track suit..
                          sigpic

                          Originally Said by Bob Marley
                          "BMW make pure trouble!"

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                            #28
                            i want more of that hood scoop. it locks like a bean can got cut painted and glued on to the hood
                            AW 89' 325i Vert - SOLD

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                              #29
                              at first i thought he used his 3rd Brake light for the scoop...like most riced out E30s. I LOLed pretty hard.

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                                #30
                                Fuckin Classy
                                -Andy

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