That is so Euro.
High class tuning spotted
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Nooooo
That is so "small-town-disco-in-Poland" ;)
1. Park an old, riced-out bimmer like that outside the club
2. Lean against it
3. Light a cigarette
4. Wait till blond-dyed chicks in cheap "almost fashionable" outfit and heavy make-up start running your way!
5. Don't forget to fire up the cheap-ass audio with some beat or it won't work.
6. You shoul also wear adidas track-suit (although nike will do too).
That's the way you get laid in small towns in Poland.
The same works in big cities with some exeptions:
1. Park a brand new spors car of any sort outside an exclusive club
2. Stand beside it
3. Get your mobile phone and start talking about stocks or enything ivolving money flow
4. Make sure your lights are on
5. Let the soft music flow from the car (driver's side doors open)
6. Wear something classy
7. The rest get's done by itself
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Same here,i guess its same in whole east europe.But lucky for us:pComment
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I had this conversation one time with my friend from work after he saw my car after rebuilt:
HE: How about we get in your car and go get some girls
ME: You know, girls no longer fall for old bmws...
HE: You obviously haven't been to my home town

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Bastard, i can't believe im stuck driving a 325e with i mods that barely runs and that bastard gets a real "i"97 tacoma 5 spd 4 cylinder
2001 330ci 5 speed
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Nooooo
That is so "small-town-disco-in-Poland" ;)
1. Park an old, riced-out bimmer like that outside the club
2. Lean against it
3. Light a cigarette
4. Wait till blond-dyed chicks in cheap "almost fashionable" outfit and heavy make-up start running your way!
5. Don't forget to fire up the cheap-ass audio with some beat or it won't work.
6. You shoul also wear adidas track-suit (although nike will do too).
That's the way you get laid in small towns in Poland.
;))
WOW you just described my dad ... hes from a small town an hour and a half east of warsaw, "jednorozec" ... now i finally understand the track suit..sigpic
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i want more of that hood scoop. it locks like a bean can got cut painted and glued on to the hoodAW 89' 325i Vert - SOLDComment
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at first i thought he used his 3rd Brake light for the scoop...like most riced out E30s. I LOLed pretty hard.Comment
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