behold

okay, so it's hard to see because I am Le Fail at taking pictures. Most of y'all should be familiar with where the water pump bolts go, and should notice that there is a vice grip hanging from some mysterious and insidiously slight protrusion. (AKA remains of bolt)
Here's the skinny:
-leak from water pump
-needed a gallon of water/coolant every two weeks
-annoying
-yanked apart everything down to the timing belt cover in front of gf's apartment (boulder)
-tightened bolts to slow leak
-tightened more (with normal ratchet)
-bottom bolt said "OING BOINGO SNAPPY WOOOO"
-car now peeing out the front of the block
-hurriedly reassembled
-drove home (Broomfield) at 80mph
-temp almost made it into the red
-again yanked everything out, including hood and radiator (notice killer front access since I deleted that bullshit condensor and auxillary fan)

-bought new gasket and bolts
-turns out old bolts were m8x25 instead of m8x20
-slathered mating surface with high tack airplane gasket sealant
-torqued to specs again
-worried about leaks since this car doesn't ooze oil sludge to plug any up, unlike the beater
-reassembled like McGyver in a maze of tripled-breasted whores
-NO LEAKS
-THIS IS AWESOME
-also rigged some blinkers
okay, so it's hard to see because I am Le Fail at taking pictures. Most of y'all should be familiar with where the water pump bolts go, and should notice that there is a vice grip hanging from some mysterious and insidiously slight protrusion. (AKA remains of bolt)
Here's the skinny:
-leak from water pump
-needed a gallon of water/coolant every two weeks
-annoying
-yanked apart everything down to the timing belt cover in front of gf's apartment (boulder)
-tightened bolts to slow leak
-tightened more (with normal ratchet)
-bottom bolt said "OING BOINGO SNAPPY WOOOO"
-car now peeing out the front of the block
-hurriedly reassembled
-drove home (Broomfield) at 80mph
-temp almost made it into the red
-again yanked everything out, including hood and radiator (notice killer front access since I deleted that bullshit condensor and auxillary fan)
-bought new gasket and bolts
-turns out old bolts were m8x25 instead of m8x20
-slathered mating surface with high tack airplane gasket sealant
-torqued to specs again
-worried about leaks since this car doesn't ooze oil sludge to plug any up, unlike the beater
-reassembled like McGyver in a maze of tripled-breasted whores
-NO LEAKS
-THIS IS AWESOME
-also rigged some blinkers
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