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  • ButtJuice
    R3VLimited
    • Dec 2009
    • 2609
    #1

    Portlanders.

    Hey guys, I'm in portland oregon for spring break. any suggestions for fun?
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    1999 528it - Daily Driver “Dad Wagon”
    1991 325is - 2.8L Budget Stroker Garage Slut
    1991 318is - Sold
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    • bmwm42
      R3V OG
      • Nov 2010
      • 6300
      #2
      e30 meets haha
      Originally posted by bmwm42
      PNW vulture pm me for parts
      Strategic nw e30 command

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        • ButtJuice
          R3VLimited
          • Dec 2009
          • 2609
          #3
          where?!?
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          1999 528it - Daily Driver “Dad Wagon”
          1991 325is - 2.8L Budget Stroker Garage Slut
          1991 318is - Sold
          1986 325 - Sold

          Instagram - Lamoursum

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            • bmwm42
              R3V OG
              • Nov 2010
              • 6300
              #4
              http://r3vlimited.com/board/showthread.php?t=199958
              Originally posted by bmwm42
              PNW vulture pm me for parts
              Strategic nw e30 command

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                • AbeSonic
                  Price check on Vagiclean, aisle five. I repeat: price check on Vagiclean, aisle five. That's Vagiclean. We've got a customer down here with a full-on fallopian fungus. I'm baking a loaf of bread and I think it's sourdough.
                  • Sep 2010
                  • 3635
                  #5
                  Fuck yeah! XD

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                    • Van Westervelt
                      R3V OG
                      • May 2006
                      • 9365
                      #6
                      Are you of age? If so, there are more titties and beer in Portland than you can see or drink in two weeks or shake a tree full of sticks at.
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                        • AbeSonic
                          Price check on Vagiclean, aisle five. I repeat: price check on Vagiclean, aisle five. That's Vagiclean. We've got a customer down here with a full-on fallopian fungus. I'm baking a loaf of bread and I think it's sourdough.
                          • Sep 2010
                          • 3635
                          #7
                          ^ this is also very true.

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                            • KenC
                              King of Kegstands
                              • Oct 2003
                              • 14396
                              #8
                              Originally posted by Van Westervelt
                              Are you of age? If so, there are more titties and beer in Portland than you can see or drink in two weeks or shake a tree full of sticks at.
                              word. Acrop and 205 will change your life. And kill your savings account :-/
                              Originally posted by Gruelius
                              and i do not know what bugg brakes are.

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                                • John T
                                  E30 Addict
                                  • Nov 2010
                                  • 413
                                  #9
                                  Originally posted by KenC
                                  word. Acrop and 205 will change your life. And kill your savings account :-/

                                  No no no,,, Casa Diablo!!!!

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                                    • AbeSonic
                                      Price check on Vagiclean, aisle five. I repeat: price check on Vagiclean, aisle five. That's Vagiclean. We've got a customer down here with a full-on fallopian fungus. I'm baking a loaf of bread and I think it's sourdough.
                                      • Sep 2010
                                      • 3635
                                      #10
                                      ^^^ THIS EVEN MOAR.
                                      They fuck themselves on stage with dildos bro. XD
                                      Welcome to Portland.

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                                        • KenC
                                          King of Kegstands
                                          • Oct 2003
                                          • 14396
                                          #11
                                          Originally posted by John T
                                          No no no,,, Casa Diablo!!!!
                                          Chicks at Casa = gross
                                          Shit that goes down at Casa = omg

                                          Nobody can debate that the chicks at 205 are the hottest in Portland. We went for a crazy night in December, and to quote a friend of mine, "Fuck you, I can't ever go back to Spyce now. And half my family isn't getting a Christmas present now."
                                          Originally posted by Gruelius
                                          and i do not know what bugg brakes are.

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                                            • AbeSonic
                                              Price check on Vagiclean, aisle five. I repeat: price check on Vagiclean, aisle five. That's Vagiclean. We've got a customer down here with a full-on fallopian fungus. I'm baking a loaf of bread and I think it's sourdough.
                                              • Sep 2010
                                              • 3635
                                              #12
                                              Has anyone been to Mynt off of Sandy? That place....whoa...

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                                                • KenC
                                                  King of Kegstands
                                                  • Oct 2003
                                                  • 14396
                                                  #13
                                                  Originally posted by AbeSonic
                                                  Has anyone been to Mynt off of Sandy? That place....whoa...
                                                  Drove by it last week. Looked sketch. Jack shack or what?


                                                  PS this is now the OFFICIAL PDX STRIP CLUB THREAD
                                                  Originally posted by Gruelius
                                                  and i do not know what bugg brakes are.

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                                                    • EN318isPDX
                                                      R3V Elite
                                                      • Oct 2007
                                                      • 4373
                                                      #14
                                                      Only in Portland is there a bum at every exit and a strip club on every block!

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                                                        • AbeSonic
                                                          Price check on Vagiclean, aisle five. I repeat: price check on Vagiclean, aisle five. That's Vagiclean. We've got a customer down here with a full-on fallopian fungus. I'm baking a loaf of bread and I think it's sourdough.
                                                          • Sep 2010
                                                          • 3635
                                                          #15
                                                          Originally posted by KenC
                                                          Drove by it last week. Looked sketch. Jack shack or what?


                                                          PS this is now the OFFICIAL PDX STRIP CLUB THREAD
                                                          Well, unlike most traditional strip clubs where touching the strippers = ban, if you get a lap dance in the back you can basically do anything but fuck them with your dick. >.>
                                                          The place is a up-and-coming club. Its owned by Spcye Gentleman's club.
                                                          And let me tell you...These bitches are money hungry... And they will do ANYTHING to try and get you to buy a dance ie. rubbing your cock through your pants, shoving your hand in their waffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffles, letting your finger them, letting you nibble on their titties ect ect
                                                          lol
                                                          Our last adventure their ended up my friend losing his wallet, the bouncer finding it, and returning it -134 bucks. lol My friend didn't care though. He was just so happy (and drunk) to have his wallet back. We're trying to become regulars at this place. lol They don't even card us at the door anymore. Win?

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