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  • ButtJuice
    R3VLimited
    • Dec 2009
    • 2609

    #1

    Portlanders.

    Hey guys, I'm in portland oregon for spring break. any suggestions for fun?
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    1999 528it - Daily Driver “Dad Wagon”
    1991 325is - 2.8L Budget Stroker Garage Slut
    1991 318is - Sold
    1986 325 - Sold

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  • bmwm42
    R3V OG
    • Nov 2010
    • 6300

    #2
    e30 meets haha
    Originally posted by bmwm42
    PNW vulture pm me for parts
    Strategic nw e30 command

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    • ButtJuice
      R3VLimited
      • Dec 2009
      • 2609

      #3
      where?!?
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      1999 528it - Daily Driver “Dad Wagon”
      1991 325is - 2.8L Budget Stroker Garage Slut
      1991 318is - Sold
      1986 325 - Sold

      Instagram - Lamoursum

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      • bmwm42
        R3V OG
        • Nov 2010
        • 6300

        #4
        Originally posted by bmwm42
        PNW vulture pm me for parts
        Strategic nw e30 command

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        • AbeSonic
          Price check on Vagiclean, aisle five. I repeat: price check on Vagiclean, aisle five. That's Vagiclean. We've got a customer down here with a full-on fallopian fungus. I'm baking a loaf of bread and I think it's sourdough.
          • Sep 2010
          • 3635

          #5
          Fuck yeah! XD

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          • Van Westervelt
            R3V OG
            • May 2006
            • 9365

            #6
            Are you of age? If so, there are more titties and beer in Portland than you can see or drink in two weeks or shake a tree full of sticks at.
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            • AbeSonic
              Price check on Vagiclean, aisle five. I repeat: price check on Vagiclean, aisle five. That's Vagiclean. We've got a customer down here with a full-on fallopian fungus. I'm baking a loaf of bread and I think it's sourdough.
              • Sep 2010
              • 3635

              #7
              ^ this is also very true.

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              • KenC
                King of Kegstands
                • Oct 2003
                • 14396

                #8
                Originally posted by Van Westervelt
                Are you of age? If so, there are more titties and beer in Portland than you can see or drink in two weeks or shake a tree full of sticks at.
                word. Acrop and 205 will change your life. And kill your savings account :-/
                Originally posted by Gruelius
                and i do not know what bugg brakes are.

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                • John T
                  E30 Addict
                  • Nov 2010
                  • 413

                  #9
                  Originally posted by KenC
                  word. Acrop and 205 will change your life. And kill your savings account :-/

                  No no no,,, Casa Diablo!!!!

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                  • AbeSonic
                    Price check on Vagiclean, aisle five. I repeat: price check on Vagiclean, aisle five. That's Vagiclean. We've got a customer down here with a full-on fallopian fungus. I'm baking a loaf of bread and I think it's sourdough.
                    • Sep 2010
                    • 3635

                    #10
                    ^^^ THIS EVEN MOAR.
                    They fuck themselves on stage with dildos bro. XD
                    Welcome to Portland.

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                    • KenC
                      King of Kegstands
                      • Oct 2003
                      • 14396

                      #11
                      Originally posted by John T
                      No no no,,, Casa Diablo!!!!
                      Chicks at Casa = gross
                      Shit that goes down at Casa = omg

                      Nobody can debate that the chicks at 205 are the hottest in Portland. We went for a crazy night in December, and to quote a friend of mine, "Fuck you, I can't ever go back to Spyce now. And half my family isn't getting a Christmas present now."
                      Originally posted by Gruelius
                      and i do not know what bugg brakes are.

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                      • AbeSonic
                        Price check on Vagiclean, aisle five. I repeat: price check on Vagiclean, aisle five. That's Vagiclean. We've got a customer down here with a full-on fallopian fungus. I'm baking a loaf of bread and I think it's sourdough.
                        • Sep 2010
                        • 3635

                        #12
                        Has anyone been to Mynt off of Sandy? That place....whoa...

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                        • KenC
                          King of Kegstands
                          • Oct 2003
                          • 14396

                          #13
                          Originally posted by AbeSonic
                          Has anyone been to Mynt off of Sandy? That place....whoa...
                          Drove by it last week. Looked sketch. Jack shack or what?


                          PS this is now the OFFICIAL PDX STRIP CLUB THREAD
                          Originally posted by Gruelius
                          and i do not know what bugg brakes are.

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                          • EN318isPDX
                            R3V Elite
                            • Oct 2007
                            • 4373

                            #14
                            Only in Portland is there a bum at every exit and a strip club on every block!

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                            • AbeSonic
                              Price check on Vagiclean, aisle five. I repeat: price check on Vagiclean, aisle five. That's Vagiclean. We've got a customer down here with a full-on fallopian fungus. I'm baking a loaf of bread and I think it's sourdough.
                              • Sep 2010
                              • 3635

                              #15
                              Originally posted by KenC
                              Drove by it last week. Looked sketch. Jack shack or what?


                              PS this is now the OFFICIAL PDX STRIP CLUB THREAD
                              Well, unlike most traditional strip clubs where touching the strippers = ban, if you get a lap dance in the back you can basically do anything but fuck them with your dick. >.>
                              The place is a up-and-coming club. Its owned by Spcye Gentleman's club.
                              And let me tell you...These bitches are money hungry... And they will do ANYTHING to try and get you to buy a dance ie. rubbing your cock through your pants, shoving your hand in their waffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffles, letting your finger them, letting you nibble on their titties ect ect
                              lol
                              Our last adventure their ended up my friend losing his wallet, the bouncer finding it, and returning it -134 bucks. lol My friend didn't care though. He was just so happy (and drunk) to have his wallet back. We're trying to become regulars at this place. lol They don't even card us at the door anymore. Win?

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