How to get mint condition E30's

[Def30]

So over here in Spokane I drove by this guy's house that is on the outskirts of town. From only the road, I saw 3 perfect looking E30's! One was a late model alpine Convertible which is exactly what I'm looking for! I also saw many older Mercedes and some Volkswagens. Most of them are in pretty nice condition. I really wanted to go knock on his door and offer him some cash, but I was too scared because there are ATLEAST 6 signs all around his property that say "Cars not for sale" and "No tresspassing".
I pulled up his address on google maps and this is what The aerial view shows. His house is at the top, then in his yard there are a hundred cars. the most sketch thing is the shop he has. Its huge and has a bunch of semi-trucks backed up to it.
So my question is..... how the heck should I approach him? I mean its a freakin perfect car! (at least it looks that way)

[Balleristic31]

Show up with cash for the car and if he slams the door in your face at least you tried!

[Brilliantrot 318is]

I'd go to his door and play dumb, say you just bought a e30 and you are looking to have some work done on it and you just happen to pass by his shop that has a couple e30 in front of it, see what his story is. then improvise

good luck

[kylelauffer]

That's a lot of cars! Wait for someone to pull out of his house and meet them at a store or gas station. Lol. Kinda stocking. Just walk up to the door. He won't shoot you.

[Def30]

I like the idea about playing stupid. I might not even have to try very hard! lol

[AirplaneBuilder]

I like the idea about playing stupid. I might not even have to try very hard! lol

You'd be a natural at it Dan haha!

[mach schnell]

there are ATLEAST 6 signs all around his property that say "Cars not for sale" and "No tresspassing".

Seems pretty obvious to me.

I know what I'd do if you showed up uninvited (trespassed) and offered me money for a car that I have clearly already told you via "ATLEAST 6 signs" is not for sale....

The guy doesn't want you there, and his cars are not for sale. Leave him the fuck alone.

[EN318isPDX]

I'd just leave a note with your phone number

Seems pretty obvious to me.

I know what I'd do if you showed up uninvited (trespassed) and offered me money for a car that I have clearly already told you via "ATLEAST 6 signs" is not for sale....

The guy doesn't want you there, and his cars are not for sale. Leave him the fuck alone.

We aint in the south.

[10Toes]

Report him to the city for all his junk cars leaking oil into the ground then he will get fined and they will make him clean up his lot. He will then have to sell off the cars then you can buy the one you want.

http://www.beautifyspokane.org/

But really you should just leave the guy alone.

[mulletman]

I would hate to be this guy's neighbor.... sweet junkyard dude.


Flying over Spokane, there are a high number of houses that look like this from the air. Some people really like owning 20 or 30 junk cars.

[petrolhead]

"How to get mint condition E30's"

Take it apart
repair/replace everything if neccessary.
Put it back together.

[efficient]

Report him to the city for all his junk cars leaking oil into the ground then he will get fined and they will make him clean up his lot. He will then have to sell off the cars then you can buy the one you want.


But really you should just leave the guy alone.

what a dick move but funny

[smitche]

Everything's for sale!

[Erik]

Report him to the city for all his junk cars leaking oil into the ground then he will get fined and they will make him clean up his lot. He will then have to sell off the cars then you can buy the one you want.


But really you should just leave the guy alone.

LOL Plausible, I guess...

[e30austin]

I'd just leave a note with your phone number



We aint in the south.

Spokane is pretty damn close.