My dad's about to kick my ass - Oil Leaks

[smyleboyd]

Bad crankshaft seal?

[Rsully70sev]

My dad absolutely hates oil leaks, especially on the driveway, garage floor, etc. I need help with these, I managed to find where they are coming from, can I get some input on what's causing this? All help is much appreciated, not exactly what I wanted to deal with my third day of ownership-but hell, it's a BMW.

I figured the extensive photos would help. Thank you for your input, I want to get this resolved as soon as possible.