WARNING: Drilling bumper shocks.

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  • u3b3rg33k
    R3VLimited
    • Jan 2010
    • 2452

    #61
    This is why I suggest people not use compressed air to disassemble their brake calipers.

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    • MR E30 325is
      No R3VLimiter
      • Dec 2008
      • 3298

      #62
      Wow, I remember the first time I drilled my shocks. Precautions were taken, but not to any extreme.

      After reading this thread I am so glad that I didnt get fucked. Something so little has such a large effect.

      My condolences man.
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      • Nick325is
        E30 Fanatic
        • Oct 2003
        • 1409

        #63
        Funny I should come across this thread. The exact same thing happened to me back in highschool drilling the bumper shocks on my buddy's e28. We had rags over the shocks and goggles on but we still got shock fluid everywhere. I could taste that crap for days! Fortunately, I don't seem to have any ill effects from that disaster.

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        • Mercury[BKM]
          E30 Modder
          • Apr 2011
          • 909

          #64
          so i was going to do mine at some point next month on the eta.... Ideally whats the best way, remove the whole darn thing and go plastics (if i can even find them?)
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          • LJ851
            R3V OG
            • Nov 2010
            • 7918

            #65
            Originally posted by Mercury[BKM]
            so i was going to do mine at some point next month on the eta.... Ideally whats the best way, remove the whole darn thing and go plastics (if i can even find them?)
            Face sheild, mask, cover the shock with a towel and drill a reasonable size hole so the fluid can blast out but vaporize less.
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            • Mercury[BKM]
              E30 Modder
              • Apr 2011
              • 909

              #66
              Im a pretty good shot, maybe mark the area and shoot it with a .22LR from a decent distance lol
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              • zxert
                E30 Addict
                • Jan 2011
                • 444

                #67
                ^Now you have to do that. I bet it would explode.

                Awesome.

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                • Mercury[BKM]
                  E30 Modder
                  • Apr 2011
                  • 909

                  #68
                  Originally posted by zxert
                  ^Now you have to do that. I bet it would explode.

                  Awesome.
                  LOL maybe take half the front end with it
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                  • Sagaris
                    R3VLimited
                    • Sep 2009
                    • 2243

                    #69
                    Walking away from an accident with fewer injuries is cooler than having tucked bumpers. Flame away!

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                    • ACHTUNG
                      R3VLimited
                      • May 2005
                      • 2397

                      #70
                      I heard it gives you gingivitis also.
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                      • zxert
                        E30 Addict
                        • Jan 2011
                        • 444

                        #71
                        And herpes.

                        Originally posted by StewStewIloveyouyou
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                        • ieatpeople
                          E30 Modder
                          • Mar 2008
                          • 883

                          #72
                          when i did the bumper shocks on my e30, i used a big f'ing hammer, and a punch. i had the shock in a bench vise, and just hit it 2 or 3 times. fluid just kinda oozed out everywhere. no spraying at all. when i compressed them, there was a little surge of fluid, but other than that, no problems.
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                          • Good & Tight
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                            • Apr 2004
                            • 2057

                            #73
                            When I was cutting the front frame to fit a larger radiator, using a cutting torch I didn't realize the bumper shock was underneath. When the torch pierced it it was like a huge flame thrower in the engine bay that reached the windshield.
                            Not wearing any gloves or face mask it burned the skin off my index and middle finger and luckily only singed my hair and eyebrows. True story.
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                            • 318isbmw
                              Moderator
                              • Nov 2005
                              • 2841

                              #74
                              Originally posted by Good & Tight
                              When I was cutting the front frame to fit a larger radiator, using a cutting torch I didn't realize the bumper shock was underneath. When the torch pierced it it was like a huge flame thrower in the engine bay that reached the windshield.
                              Not wearing any gloves or face mask it burned the skin off my index and middle finger and luckily only singed my hair and eyebrows. True story.
                              I know that should make me scared, and I'm definitely not going to try it, but that does sound pretty freaking cool to see.

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                              • Huff
                                R3VLimited
                                • May 2006
                                • 2488

                                #75
                                You know, shocks from '88 bumpers are already tucked (and will still work as they should if you hit something or something hits you).



                                Didn't know if ya'll knew that... . .

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