the brake kit that everyone wants

[nickmp0wer]

looks like theres 2 boxes

[parkerbink]

looks like theres 2 boxes

What the hell does this mean?

Gerbils live in cages.

See just putting words together does not necessarily form useful thoughts.

[Dave]

4 is the true meaning of the universe.

And i can't stand when he plays the ukelele in the shower.

[parkerbink]

I think you need to hang them from your rearview mirror.

[Jand3rson]

looks like theres 2 boxes

Congrats, you can count. There's one caliper per box.

[nickmp0wer]

are you sure about that? I'm quite sure there were 2 in the ones for the ultima

[NC325iC]

we shouldnt ban him... we need someone to take out our frustration on, it will help make the actual threads more helpful. if that confused you as it did me when i was writing it then pay more attention.

if we let out our frustration of ignorance and stupidity(yeah i know theyre basically the same) on threads stupid noobsterz make then when there is a serious thread where someone has a real problem or question then since we got the assholery out of our systems we can help. therefore dont ban him just make a new section on the forum called DUMBASS NOOBSTERZ.

[asubimmer]

sounds like a plan

[Jand3rson]

therefore dont ban him just make a new section on the forum called DUMBASS NOOBSTERZ.

Hell yes, and they can only post in that forum until they have like 50 posts or something. :D

[grapedrink]

Hell yes, and they can only post in that forum until they have like 50 posts or something. :D

HAHAHAHAHAH that would be awsome. You could put every member on bf.c in it.

[Digitalwave]

That would be nice but it would never happen. It's like off-topic.net where you have to prove yourself before you are a 'real' member.

[BimmerToad]

Don't ban him. Some of us need comedic relief ....

[Jand3rson]

That would be nice but it would never happen. It's like off-topic.net where you have to prove yourself before you are a 'real' member.

We sort of have that... they just have to show they can withstand the flaming and ridicule from Charlie and his motley crew of OG's. :up:

[FredK]

Congrats, you can count. There's one caliper per box.

I think nickmp0wer thinks that the brake pistons are called boxes. The Ultima GTR has four piston AP calipers. Or is it spelled calibers, or maybe calibners?

[Old'n'Slow]

Pretty funny....:giggle:

Pretty sad....:weak:

We oughta have a thread about how your first mod should be done to the freakin' driver! My little eta, albeit with a far-from-stock suspension and M3 OE sized rubber, has devoured all manner of more potent vehicles in turns and sweepers like on and off ramps because the carbon based computer behind the wheel has been programmed correctly! I just love seeing someone end up way wide because they turned in too early in their 400HP "sports car" while trying to chase an old'n'slow :D, underpowered German sedan.

Those bug brakes will make nice paperweights when he's wrapped the rest of the car around a tree...