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    Real performance chip bmw 3 series 1990-2009 save gas

    I am looking at ebay to see some parts alright and i came across this chip that says it will give your car 100+HP, is it even reaL?
    here is the link :
    http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/REAL-PERFORMANCE-CHIP-BMW-3-SERIES-1990-2009-SAVE-GAS_W0QQitemZ220330049623QQcmdZViewItemQQptZMotors _Car_Truck_Parts_Accessories?hash=item334cb1c057&_ trksid=p4506.c0.m245&_trkparms=65%3A12|39%3A1|72%3 A1171|240%3A1318
    i was just wondering if someone has installed this chip on their car.....

    peace

    #2
    sure, a $27 ebay chip - with FREE shipping(!) will give you another 100 hp! :dot::loco:

    If you read it, it says that it will give you an increase of 20%, i.e. if you have 100 hp, it will give you ~120 hp.

    Of course, this is complete bullshit. Theres a reason that a good chip is expensive, because you get what you pay for. A 27 dollar chip just won't do it. And theres a good chance that it will actually decrease performance, cause shitty idle or a number of other things... don't waste the cash
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      #3
      But it's 200% satisfaction guaranteed!

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        #4
        Are you really that dense?

        SC*AR

        Originally posted by JamesE30
        And with a car looking like yours I imagine the balance shall tip in the favor of insult, like a big fat fucking retarded fucking black girl on a see-saw, opposite... a dwarf.

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          #5
          Originally posted by Alkasquawlik View Post
          Are you really that dense?
          read some of his other posts, the answer looks to be yes

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            #6
            100HP! Where do I sign up?? This sounds awesome, what if it a revolutionary new chip????
            stephenbrody.com

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              #7
              But wait! there's more! If you add a turbinator to your intake it will square your power gain. You will have 10,000 hp. Your original HP rating is now negligible!

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                #8
                Resistor in a box with some alligator clips?
                1985 325e 2.8 Turbo VEMS

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by SamE30e View Post
                  Resistor in a box with some alligator clips?
                  It's a classic design

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                    #10
                    I have 5 wired in series on my car. My car put down 900 whp on ebay mods alone!

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                        #12
                        well that's why i join this forum so i can atleast learn more about cars and most especially e30s'. u can call me dense and all but atleast i'm not a prick....

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                          #13
                          Originally posted by beybedba View Post
                          well that's why i join this forum so i can atleast learn more about cars and most especially e30s'. u can call me dense and all but atleast i'm not a prick....
                          I may come off like a prick, but come on, do you have common sense. If it's too good to be true, it usually is.
                          If you want a chip, get a Mark D chip. It will be more money, but it'll be worth it.

                          SC*AR

                          Originally posted by JamesE30
                          And with a car looking like yours I imagine the balance shall tip in the favor of insult, like a big fat fucking retarded fucking black girl on a see-saw, opposite... a dwarf.

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                            #14
                            you seem honest enough, no a cheap ebay chip will not increase power and efficiency like it claims. enthalpy. lol

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                              #15
                              Originally posted by Nic01101011 View Post
                              you seem honest enough, no a cheap ebay chip will not increase power and efficiency like it claims. enthalpy. lol
                              wtf is enthalpy lol

                              SC*AR

                              Originally posted by JamesE30
                              And with a car looking like yours I imagine the balance shall tip in the favor of insult, like a big fat fucking retarded fucking black girl on a see-saw, opposite... a dwarf.

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