just got the "ricer flyby" treatment

[E30Idea]

Flyby's never get old. I love it.

[CleanAzzE30z]

I had a guy in an eclipse so far up my ass that I couldn't see his headlights, in a construction zone. Speed limit was 55 and I was doing 65 and apparently it still wasn't fast enough for that asshole.

When I leave the construction zone the highway opens back to two lanes, and I get to the right and let him pass.

10 seconds after he flies past me at at least 105, a state trooper flies past me even faster and starts the lights as the eclipse gets off at the next exit.

The wife and I are loving it so much we follow them just to see the douche bag get his comeuppance.

31mph over is an automatic 5 points on your license (You can get 6 before your license is suspended and you have to go to driving school in PA). I hope he already had a point.

You know this douche face had at LEAST one point.


Mariano

[EricT]

Ha ha...there are lots of flybys to be had by all here in central pa.....specially in the williamsport area. Normally I get it from cavaliers with fart cans, an occasional honduh with an gianourmous wing that looks like it belongs more in the stratusphere than puttin down the highway. I explain it to my wife....the cars that have huge balls are the ones cruising down the highway....not speeding...totally confident with nothing to prove. We had a fine example of this one day.

Beboppin down the road one day to take the kids to visit nanna n poppy, we slowly close in on an old 1970 road runner.....thing was just chuggin along........I switch lanes.....pull up aside him. Give the dude a thumbs up and yelled to the guy I love your car. It was plum crazy purple with the rally wheels, appeared meticulously restored and sounded so mean cruisin along. I am a big fan of the mopar muscle cars. The guy nods n smiles. I pass him and we go on down the road.

Next we pull up on a beat to shit mid 90's camaro. He had the brian spilner special edition super downforce3000 bolted the decklid, and some sort of body kit and a terrible rattlecan fade job for paint. Went from black on the front and abruptly er I mean smooth and flawlessly transitioned to red on the back. Of course were in the e30 so I had a sneaking idea what was comming. I didn't even look at the guy, but as we pull up along side he downshifts and tromps in such an awesome display of raw v6 fury. There was no way in fucking hell we were gettin by this guy. Just the hesitation and sputter when he completed his shift and mashed the go pedal alone when he took off in a sprint told me DON'T fuck with this machine. The cloud of smoke trailing the car as it slowly increased speed ahead of me reminded me of something from a james bond movie and led me to believe this guy had some serious hook ups to have accessories like that. Then he lets off, drops back. Mind you I am just maintaining my steady 70mph on the beltway like I always do the whole time. He's beside, then drops back a little and then guess what.......

We were treated to another display that left us mortified with shock and awe. I now know how the iraqis felt when the bombs started falling on baghdad....I was that terrified. This time he goes by hangin out the window giving us the finger, like I did anything to him anyhow. I am certain the dude had almost a complete set of teeth as he was yellin something but I couldn't hear him over the completely open exhaust v6 ruckus. I swear the dude had a mullet...but the mrs says he just had long hair......but at any rate...I just moved back over in the right lane and reflected on what the fuck had just happened.

[whiltebeitel]

Ramble much?

[EricT]

ehhh...once in a while......I wanted the reader to feel as tho they were there...sharing that moment aside me.

[nando]

try using paragraphs, it will help your readers share the moments. I can't even read past the first sentence of that post..

[EricT]

Better?

[Collin]

The cloud of smoke trailing the car as it slowly increased speed ahead of me reminded me of something from a james bond movie

lols, I've seen that guy before.

[CleanAzzE30z]

I found it makes it way easier for your readers to read if you use paragraphs. Even if its just aesthetic and the breaks dont even mean anything or arent in the right place.

Mariano

[EricT]

Mass quantities of beer + me posting doesn't seem to jive. I will try to refrain from posting while somewhat inebriated in the future. Please excuse my ramble fellas.....n ladies.

[CleanAzzE30z]

No by all means post while drinking! I do it all the time (cuz Im always drinking while on the computer). I was just trying to help, dont take it wrong.



Mariano

[EricT]

I didn't take it that way. After reading it over I thought wow......I hardly remember typing this. Good times. Guess it's safer than rolling over to find a chick with a fugly face and a rockin body in your bed the next morning.........ask me....er wait....don't ask me how I know.

[87e30]

[CleanAzzE30z]

Dude, rocking body with a fugly face is ok. Awesome face with a horrible body isnt so awesome though. Its all about percentages. We cant all drive BMWs ALL THE TIME, everyone drives a Ford every once in a while.



Mariano

[JMil86]

Don't know if anyone on here has ever been to Beaverton, Or, but I bet it is a serious contender for ricer-fly-by capital of the world. So many shitty oxidizing honda civics accords and anything else that you can buy for less than $1000. Put about $50 into a spoiler and a fart can and you have a seriously nice car out there. LOL what a bunch of idiots.