I had an dialogue with Ryan (Super Eta) (banned member)

[BavarianBimmer]

It's pretty long

Ryan zegt:
-hi
Maaco Man the 2nd: Con un arma para un amante y un tiro para el dolor actual zegt:
-ola
Ryan zegt:
-how are you
Ryan zegt:
-I am in need of an E30
Ryan zegt:
-mines wrecked
Maaco Man the 2nd: Con un arma para un amante y un tiro para el dolor actual zegt:
-again ?
Ryan zegt:
-what do you mean again?
Maaco Man the 2nd: Con un arma para un amante y un tiro para el dolor actual zegt:
-the black and now the blue one
Maaco Man the 2nd: Con un arma para un amante y un tiro para el dolor actual zegt:
-pics
Ryan zegt:
-black one i never wrecked lol
Maaco Man the 2nd: Con un arma para un amante y un tiro para el dolor actual zegt:
-make some pics
Ryan zegt:
-of the blue car?
Maaco Man the 2nd: Con un arma para un amante y un tiro para el dolor actual zegt:
-the wrecked one
Ryan zegt:
-i hit a telephone pole and three mailboxs to make a long story short
Ryan zegt:
-and i was going easy on the car too i wasnt driving hard or fast
Ryan zegt:
-i was almost out of oil
Ryan zegt:
-so i stopped and put some in so i could get atleast home
Ryan zegt:
-then 3 miles ahead bam this happened
Ryan zegt:
-so i guess the oil problem is the least of my problems now
Ryan zegt:
-Black one i had a permit for a week and i backed into a mailbox
Ryan zegt:
-that was the most damage i did to that car
Ryan zegt:
-this accident happened on wet roadways
Ryan zegt:
-around a sharp ass corner
Ryan zegt:
-it got me offguard it was sharper then i though it was and there was a bump in the road that did not help me much like a dip
Maaco Man the 2nd: Con un arma para un amante y un tiro para el dolor actual zegt:
-how can you make such a mess with an eta ?
Ryan zegt:
-Easy, Any car can end up like mine did
Ryan zegt:
-I freaking hit a telephone pole, 3 mailboxs, went into 2 ditchs
Ryan zegt:
-and had a log or mail box and post go through my windsheild
Ryan zegt:
-i think it was a post and mailbox
Maaco Man the 2nd: Con un arma para un amante y un tiro para el dolor actual zegt:
-RWD cars need experienced drivers i think
Ryan zegt:
-I have good expreince with them.
Ryan zegt:
-I controlled the car pretty well when this happened the best i could in the very short time i had
Ryan zegt:
-i was almost head on with the pole
Ryan zegt:
-Id rather lose my car then lose my life
Maaco Man the 2nd: Con un arma para un amante y un tiro para el dolor actual zegt:
-was it a well known road
Ryan zegt:
-Not so at dark and it was my 2nd or 3rd day back on the road after 3 months
Ryan zegt:
-more then that taking that road
Ryan zegt:
-it had been months and months since i had taken the road
Ryan zegt:
-a picture before accident
Ryan zegt:
-and what do you mean?
Maaco Man the 2nd: Con un arma para un amante y un tiro para el dolor actual zegt:
-buy an 1984 318 with strong diving boards
Maaco Man the 2nd: Con un arma para un amante y un tiro para el dolor actual zegt:
-they save your live
Ryan zegt:
-Fuck you i am not buying a fucking 318
Ryan zegt:
-my driving is fucking fine
Ryan zegt:
-did i not mention this was the first accident that i have had
Ryan zegt:
-Did i tell you to buy an M10 when you had an accident?
Maaco Man the 2nd: Con un arma para un amante y un tiro para el dolor actual zegt:
-I have an M10
Ryan zegt:
-Do you drive it much?
Maaco Man the 2nd: Con un arma para un amante y un tiro para el dolor actual zegt:
-daily 70 miles
Ryan zegt:
-I almost bougth an m10
Maaco Man the 2nd: Con un arma para un amante y un tiro para el dolor actual zegt:
-on 205ers on ice roads now
Ryan zegt:
-i hated it with a passion
Maaco Man the 2nd: Con un arma para un amante y un tiro para el dolor actual zegt:
-lol
Ryan zegt:
-handled good
Ryan zegt:
-but too fucking slow
Ryan zegt:
- a geo metro is faster

[MattE30]

That's funny

He'd still manage to fuck up any car with an m10.

[natorious]

ryan:
hi
macco:
ola
ryan:
how are you
ryan:
I am in need of an E30
ryan:
mines wrecked
macco:
again ?
ryan:
what do you mean again?
macco:
the black and now the blue one
macco:
pics
ryan:
black one i never wrecked lol
macco:
make some pics
ryan:
of the blue car?
macco:
the wrecked one
ryan:
i hit a telephone pole and three mailboxs to make a long story short
ryan:
and i was going easy on the car too i wasnt driving hard or fast
ryan:
i was almost out of oil
ryan:
so i stopped and put some in so i could get atleast home
ryan:
then 3 miles ahead bam this happened
ryan:
so i guess the oil problem is the least of my problems now
ryan:
Black one i had a permit for a week and i backed into a mailbox
ryan:
that was the most damage i did to that car
ryan:
this accident happened on wet roadways
ryan:
around a sharp ass corner
ryan:
it got me offguard it was sharper then i though it was and there was a bump in the road that did not help me much like a dip
macco:
how can you make such a mess with an eta ?
ryan:
Easy, Any car can end up like mine did
ryan:
I freaking hit a telephone pole, 3 mailboxs, went into 2 ditchs
ryan:
and had a log or mail box and post go through my windsheild
ryan:
i think it was a post and mailbox
macco:
RWD cars need experienced drivers i think
ryan:
I have good expreince with them.
ryan:
I controlled the car pretty well when this happened the best i could in the very short time i had
ryan:
i was almost head on with the pole
ryan:
Id rather lose my car then lose my life
macco:
was it a well known road
ryan:
Not so at dark and it was my 2nd or 3rd day back on the road after 3 months
ryan:
more then that taking that road
ryan:
it had been months and months since i had taken the road
ryan:
a picture before accident
ryan:
and what do you mean?
macco:
buy an 1984 318 with strong diving boards
macco:
they save your live
ryan:
Fuck you i am not buying a fucking 318
ryan:
my driving is fucking fine
ryan:
did i not mention this was the first accident that i have had
ryan:
Did i tell you to buy an M10 when you had an accident?
macco:
I have an M10
ryan:
Do you drive it much?
macco:
daily 70 miles
ryan:
I almost bougth an m10
macco:
on 205ers on ice roads now
ryan:
i hated it with a passion
macco:
lol
ryan:
handled good
ryan:
but too fucking slow
ryan:
a geo metro is faster

made it easier to read... they way it was posted i gave up on the third line

[BavarianBimmer]

Natorious : thanx mate ;)

[nando]

I can't believe I wasted my time reading the whole thing.

[Erick]

I can't believe I wasted my time reading the whole thing.

[Charlie]

You didn't slit your wrists during this?

You're a stronger man than I.

-Charlie

[MR 325]

Wow.

[87 325iS]

That stupid mother fucker should have died.

[Ryan Stewart]

That stupid mother fucker should have died.

What is the purpose of this thread? Is the fact that this guy is odd that important to you all?

[Digitalwave]

That stupid mother fucker should have died.

What is the purpose of this thread? Is the fact that this guy is odd that important to you all?

FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY

[///M Powered]

FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY

"Tell me a joke."

[Kruzen]

I knew it was coming one of these days. I've been parked in that driveway a few times with my cars. Maybe i can bum a few spare parts off of him now ;)

btw this line

Ryan zegt:
-and i was going easy on the car too i wasnt driving hard or fast

is probably bullshit. The roads around here are pretty slippery this time of year, i've done a 180 before a couple weeks after i got my car in a semi-busy intersection that luckily was empty at that time of morning.. And i've accidently hit another 180 getting on the highway 50 miles north of here where i worked this summer, lucky both times, going too fast, both times... in wet roads/rain. :oops: Learned my lesson though.. I occasionally lose rear wheel traction from launch when im driving around town in the rain, but other than that i keep it chill on our roads.

Long story short though, with his eta, i doubt he could've gotten into that kind of trouble without doing some seriously wreckless driving.

[benDASHDASH]

I drove by his accident site today. Can I have a cookie?

[Kruzen]

I drove by his accident site today. Can I have a cookie?

where's it at?

edit: nm hit you up on AIM.

i call bullshit once again that he was driving safe on that road.

I'll admit to driving 60 or so on that road at night when its dry out, at hte place he lost control he must have been doing at least 60, with WET roads.

fucking dumbass, thats practically suicide, doing what i did is near suicide on that road, especially with a stock setup.. narrow lanes, blind corners, poor road quality, uneven roads.. wtf was he thinking.