Well someone hates my car

[structured]

This thread is going places

[ldsbeaker]

This thread is going places

You're right.

Do NOT pass go, Do NOT collect $200.
Go directly to JAIL.

[Leaf]

Cut him up with you ese's

[theox69]

His cars a pos Mazda truck and his tires are always flat. He wont care. Or do you mean his condo?

I meant his condo.
Windows can get pretty expensive..
Or you can have fun breaking glass with the safety glass-break hammer.

[Cong405]

Don't try scaring him with a fake/empty gun. That's going to get you in a shitload if he reports you, or he might actually get a real gun on you. I say bust his window and take a leak all over his carpet! That way he has to pay for windows and new carpet

[dirty30]

Remove the valve stem caps.

Superglue a tiny BB inside each of them, or make a set or four to swap out.

Screw the cap onto the valve stem and watch the fun happen, the air should let out slow enough so the tires go flat every couple days... its very funny.

You could also put some stick on wheel weights on the inside of his wheel and make them off balance, kinda funny but its easy to spot.

[ben312]

This thread is full of win. Worse I have had was yesterday I was driving on a three lane highway and I was crossing from far right to far left. There was noone in the center lane and one car about 4 car lengths behind me. I cross over and right as I start into the left lane this asshole steps on it so that I am cutting him off. His fault. Then he flys by me and slams his brakes taking us from about 80 to 20 or so. I try to go back into the center lane but he cuts infront of me. I try changing lanes a few times and he keeps cutting in front of me. This happened for a few miles. Really pissed me off. That or the cop who lives around the concer from my friend who likes to play human speed gun. I went around a concer AT 25 (the speed limit) and down shifted into second. The car rev jumped up and he was standing outside, he chased me to my friends and started yelling about me slowing down. I explained that I was doing 25. He told me it wasn't possible, I laughed because I have done over 35 through the concer, we then got into a fight over me doing the speed limit. It was funny but now the cops hate my e30.

[E30FourLife]

sorry to hear bro. Hopefully you get the fucker

[Wh33lhop]

Sucks dude. You do NOT fuck with another man's car. Keep us updated.

Some waffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffles with a purple riced out eclipse parked in my spot once so I left a "move your car" note on his shit and parked illegally nearby. When I came back five of my body panels were keyed. I saw his car a few times but never really had a chance to do anything.
Then I yelled at some other fagmotron for parking in my neighbor's spot a few years later. He slashed my tire. But I got his phone number (long story) that was about 6 months ago now so he's probably forgotten about it. I've got a few ideas.

[Wh33lhop]

This thread is full of win. Worse I have had was yesterday I was driving on a three lane highway and I was crossing from far right to far left. There was noone in the center lane and one car about 4 car lengths behind me. I cross over and right as I start into the left lane this asshole steps on it so that I am cutting him off. His fault. Then he flys by me and slams his brakes taking us from about 80 to 20 or so. I try to go back into the center lane but he cuts infront of me. I try changing lanes a few times and he keeps cutting in front of me. This happened for a few miles. Really pissed me off. That or the cop who lives around the concer from my friend who likes to play human speed gun. I went around a concer AT 25 (the speed limit) and down shifted into second. The car rev jumped up and he was standing outside, he chased me to my friends and started yelling about me slowing down. I explained that I was doing 25. He told me it wasn't possible, I laughed because I have done over 35 through the concer, we then got into a fight over me doing the speed limit. It was funny but now the cops hate my e30.

That fucking blows man. I've heard lots of stories about people with loud exhausts getting yelled at for going the speed limit because no one knows how a car works but they all deem themselves fit as good speed radars.

[vr2jetta]

Just last week someone thought it would be funny to do the old "peanut butter under the door handle" routine to the wifes e30. When she got off work she had a nasty surprise waiting. The next morning after cleaning the peanut butter I gave the whole car a bath and noticed a key mark running from the fender to the quarter. Not real deep but deep enough. I suspect foul play!

[ben312]

That fucking blows man. I've heard lots of stories about people with loud exhausts getting yelled at for going the speed limit because no one knows how a car works but they all deem themselves fit as good speed radars.

That was one of my points. I told him that u can't judge speed by sound(he mentioned how it reved up as came around the corner) also after he told me that it was not possible to 25 around there I got smart and called him out on being a better driver. Apparently I am if he can't do 25 around a pretty open corner that is easy enough to do 35+ through. And then I guess cause he is a cop he is the end all be all of how cars drive because we got into it pretty hot. So now my e30 is hated by cops around here. But life goes on.

But back on topic, I think u should just set up camp in the car for a few nights. Then when u find out who it is, start destroying shit.

[blck325is]

Eff man, I know how you feel. Had someone key a gigantic FUCK YOU on my trunk this summer. Shit was deep too. The screwed up thing is that the car was in a gated area at the school apartments where I used to live. Camp out in the car, get it on tape and let the authorities handle it. HOWEVER, if you can't catch him and have a pretty good feeling that its him then let loose the mayhem and fuck EVERYTHING up. Car, condo, lawn, fence, garage. Valve stems and key/sledgehammer for the car, windows and carpet for the condo, poppy seeds for the lawn and paintball gun/paint for the garage or house door. Make the fucker regret being stupid enough to fuck with someones car.

[Streichholzschächtelchen]

I hope you get your chance to destroy this dude's property. I'd be pretty heated if somebody fucked with my car.

[325ix]

does your complex have camera you can have them check?